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| May 16th, 2008 03:48 PM | ||
| 10,000 Volt Ghost | I was sitting on an aerobics ball at my friends house when I forgot I left my beer on the other side of the room on the floor. Instead of getting up I just leaned backward and rolled the length of the room, then finished the beer laying on the floor. | |
| May 16th, 2008 02:49 AM | ||
| Kybo Ren |
When I was in second grade, we had those crappy laminated cardboard money to practice counting. The time came to turn in our money (cheapass school recycled them) but I had lost most of it (wasn't real money, what do I care). we all had to pass up envelopes with our name on it, and I didn't even have that. Doing a quick inventory of my desk, I found a Valentine for "Mike". you know how when you're little you have to make cards for everyone, I hated mr cool "Mike" so much I threw his in my desk instead of his valentine mailbox. ANYWAYS I dumped the valentine, filled the envelope with the money and left "Mike"s name on it. The teacher started checklisting the money while we worked on some project, When she gets to the envelope, and furiously yells out "Michael, how dare you turn in an incomplete envelope!" she then proceeded to lay into him until he cried like the little bitch he was in front of everyone. i just sat there working (and laughing on the inside). "mike" sobbed out "but I didn't even turn in my money", and she called him a liar pointing out the envelope as evidence. i just sat there laughing with everyone else. she then says it would of been better to not turn in anything then an incomplete set, and sent him out to the hall to cry in privacy (or should i say for the amusement of anyone in the hall). After finally finishing the tally of envelopes, she asked me and 2 other students where our envelopes where: "i don't know, i must of lost them" i said. "okay then" she said. I might be terrible, but "Mike" was a real fucker who got his through my laziness. sadly this was a true story. now onto the time I preordered morning chocolate milk, only plain was available, and i left the half drank carton in the same desk. A week later it finally started to stink past the confines of the desk, and the teacher made me go throw it out at the janitors station to get my lecture from them. Being to lazy to walk down there, I dumped it in the teachers private bathroom. I still can't believe I got away with that one either. These aren't the worst things i've done, just some of the laziest. 
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| May 16th, 2008 02:03 AM | ||
| JediScum | I got a mailing from Columbia House, found a coupon for a free sandwich from McDonalds, clipeed it out, got the sandwich and then .... didn't even eat it. | |
| May 14th, 2008 06:31 AM | ||
| T-Rex |
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As far as laziness goes, a sit down when I pee. |
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| May 10th, 2008 09:21 PM | ||
| WhiteRat |
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| May 10th, 2008 09:19 PM | ||
| liquidstatik |
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| May 10th, 2008 09:19 PM | ||
| Sam | One time I got a blow job. | |
| May 10th, 2008 09:12 PM | ||
| liquidstatik | wtf are y'all talking about? :< | |
| May 10th, 2008 09:04 PM | ||
| 10,000 Volt Ghost | Agreed | |
| May 10th, 2008 08:48 PM | ||
| Tadao |
Well, you have 1 voucher. I can't vouch for you now because I'm the original, and the person who gave you a black ball can't vouch for you either. You only need two more. I already filed a complaint about said black baller, and now I'm being brought under investigation because I don't have proof that I work for Whole Foods. This is getting stupid. |
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| May 10th, 2008 08:17 PM | ||
| 10,000 Volt Ghost | It's okay, I just think it's lame that people think I stole a topic from a website I've never heard of. | |
| May 10th, 2008 07:33 PM | ||
| Tadao |
I know who did it. That was lame. Event : Forum Invite Consideration Consideration : yohkosod@yahoo.com Voucher : Tadao Subject : Black Ball User yohkosod@yahoo.com has received a black ball. Rules state that at any time persons for consideration receive a black ball during the 24 hour consideration period shall be placed on hold until special conditions or the exception is met. Special conditions for enrollment require that 3 members vouch for new member or the new member must wait 30 days before a new invitation is put up for request. Exception for denial can be met if the new member can receive an immediate voucher from employer stating that employee meets all qualifications listed in the General Bovine Services FAQ. |
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| May 10th, 2008 07:10 PM | ||
| darkvare | i don't pick up the phone unless is in hands reach | |
| May 10th, 2008 04:48 PM | ||
| 10,000 Volt Ghost | Thanks Tadao, I appreciate it. | |
| May 10th, 2008 04:43 PM | ||
| Tadao | Lol, no it's a pretty cool place. Got your pm. I'll put it up to vote for the council, shouldn't take but a day. Unless some jerk from here vetoes it. | |
| May 10th, 2008 04:42 PM | ||
| WhiteRat |
You can also talk to Mayor Oscar Bulloney as well.
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| May 10th, 2008 04:35 PM | ||
| 10,000 Volt Ghost | I can't tell if this is serious or not. It sounds like a sham. Do I have to talk to colonel Moo to get in? | |
| May 10th, 2008 04:32 PM | ||
| Tadao | Give me your email 10k volt and I'll send you an invite. | |
| May 10th, 2008 04:14 PM | ||
| Chojin | Oh wait, have you even gotten an invite from the U.S. Dairy Council? Most of us had to pretend we work for Whole Foods to get in. | |
| May 10th, 2008 04:05 PM | ||
| 10,000 Volt Ghost | I'm at work. They might have some kind of blocker on. I'll try looking for it when I get home. | |
| May 10th, 2008 03:59 PM | ||
| Chojin | are you running peerguardian? have you done anything that would blacklist you from a DNS search? | |
| May 10th, 2008 03:54 PM | ||
| 10,000 Volt Ghost | Tried google, yahoo and even altavista. I'm assuming I shouldn't have to take safe search off to find it but still nothing. | |
| May 10th, 2008 03:31 PM | ||
| Tadao | I found it by googling General Bovine Services, should be on the 2nd page. | |
| May 10th, 2008 03:20 PM | ||
| 10,000 Volt Ghost | I tried looking for it but no luck | |
| May 10th, 2008 02:52 PM | ||
| WhiteRat | General Bovine Services, Inc. It's one of the largest beef companies in the US. They have a forum on their site for some reason that is actually pretty interesting to read. | |
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