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Jan 13th, 2011 05:32 PM
Fathom Zero I'm pretty sure it's just what he wanted.
Jan 13th, 2011 02:59 PM
Pentegarn Also I find it odd that the male ref's shorts are shorter than the females are
Jan 13th, 2011 12:29 PM
Dimnos And the lumberjacks?
Jan 13th, 2011 11:42 AM
Tadao Where is the alligator pit?
Jan 13th, 2011 11:07 AM
Zhukov Oh, that's a guy.

His derby name is 'Tardis'. That's telling enough in itself, and we joked that it was because he was bigger on the inside than he was on the outside. Fnar fnar.
Jan 13th, 2011 10:38 AM
10,000 Volt Ghost That's a guy in the top left?
Jan 13th, 2011 08:44 AM
Pentegarn I like that even the roller skates are striped
Jan 13th, 2011 08:29 AM
Zhukov Oh how the mighty have fallen. I totally got lesbosmashed btw.

Check out the guy top left wearing the stripes.
Mar 31st, 2010 05:39 PM
kahljorn the world is out to lesbosmash you zhukov
Mar 31st, 2010 11:24 AM
Dimnos Oh loud. Worst quality in a woman.
Mar 31st, 2010 11:15 AM
Zhukov She certainly wasn't my type. Plus she was really loud.
Mar 31st, 2010 10:57 AM
Dimnos Why did you "dodge that bullet" again? There quite possibly was some tang in it for you. Was she fugly?
Mar 31st, 2010 10:32 AM
Zhukov I honestly don't know. She wasn't talking to me, and I sent her an email months ago asking if she wanted to talk. All of a sudden, she does. About Roller Derby.

I didn't even know what Roller Derby was until I read this thread. Then, soon after, the new girl at work wants me to join in with whatever it is you do at Roller Derby. Learn to Referee or some shit. As soon as I dodge that bullet, careening back into my life like a fat lesbian on roller skates, here comes Roller Derby again with my ex telling me all about god damn ROLLER DERBY. SHUT UP WORLD ABOUT ROLLER DERBY LEAVE ME IN PEACE.
Mar 31st, 2010 10:25 AM
Pentegarn Why would she bother telling you about that I wonder?
Mar 31st, 2010 10:19 AM
Zhukov WTF my ex just sent me an email telling me she is going to start going to Roller Derby. Wtf is going on with fucking roller derby? Someone is playing a cruel joke with my life Truman Show style.

Either I'm being forced into becoming active in the Roller Derby 'scene', or I am being warned against it, and I don't know which one it is.
Mar 30th, 2010 05:58 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost Forgot to mention. We have a team called the Nickel City Knockouts so their initials are NCK.

Their entrance was Rick Astley's Never gonna give you up with NCKROLLED flashing in front of it. I got a kick out of it but I don't think a lot of people got it.
Mar 28th, 2010 09:36 AM
The Leader Hence the reason that he thought it was funny.
Mar 27th, 2010 11:36 PM
Terra Disco??? I would have thought it would have been heavy metal. Don't know why. Those are some sexy, hard core wimenz.
Mar 27th, 2010 08:16 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost At the roller derby right now and they started playing a disco song....possibly carwash but I was the only person that thought it was funny.

Mar 27th, 2010 06:56 PM
Fathom Zero Walk up, I guess. I haven't been yet.
Mar 27th, 2010 05:52 PM
Terra So what do you do? Turn your stub in with your papers?
Mar 27th, 2010 05:29 PM
Fathom Zero One of my anthropology professors' wives is in the roller derby here and he said that while he wouldn't give extra credit, he would be inclined to be more understanding when grading our papers should people go.
Mar 27th, 2010 12:45 PM
Originally Posted by Zhukov View Post
From what I gathered they were into steampunk, tattoos, The Muppets, tattoos of The Muppets, and DnD.

Hope this helps.
That sounds like fun
Mar 27th, 2010 12:27 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost That's real bad. I just looked up someone with a beaker tattoo on flickr.....real bad.
Mar 27th, 2010 11:16 AM
Zhukov Seriously, fucking Beaker up her arm, with a dragon perched on his hair. What the fuck?
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