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Aug 22nd, 2010 07:27 AM
Pentegarn
Aug 21st, 2010 04:24 PM
MrAdventure it's a passage from sun tzu's the art of bore roffl
Aug 21st, 2010 04:09 PM
Tadao You must be Dana Carvey, cause you are just as funny. Go away, we don't like you Dana.
Aug 21st, 2010 12:37 PM
bauhaus dana carvey?
i was quoting lao tzu
Aug 21st, 2010 12:33 PM
Tadao Dana Carvy was never funny.
Aug 21st, 2010 12:18 PM
bauhaus I'm oooooold! And I'm not happy! And I don't like things now compared to the way they used to be. All this progress -- phooey! In my day, we didn't have these cash machines that would give you money when you needed it. There was only one bank in each state -- it was open only one hour a year. And you'd get in line, seventeen miles long, and the line became an angry mob of people -- fornicators and thieves, mutant children and circus freaks -- and you waited for years and by the time you got to the teller, you were senile and arthritic and you couldn't remember your own name. You were born, got in line, and ya died! And that's the way it was and we liked it!

Life was simpler then. There wasn't all this concern about hy-giene! It my days, we didn't have Kleenex. When you turned seventeen, you were given the family handkerchief. ... It hadn't been washed in generations and it stood on its own ... filled with diseases and swarmin' with flies. ... If you tried to blow your nose, you'd get an infection and your head would swell up and turn green and children would burst into tears at the sight o' ya! And that's the way it was and we liked it!

Life was a carnival! We entertained ourselves! We didn't need moooovin' pitchurrrres. In my day, there was only one show in town -- it was called "Stare at the sun!" ... That's right! You'd sit in the middle of an open field and stare up at the sun till your eyeballs burst into flames! And you thought, "Oh, no! Maybe I shouldn't've stared directly into the burning sun with my eyes wide open." But it was too late! Your head was on fire and people were roastin' chickens over it. ... And that's the way it was and we liked it!

Progress?! Flobble-de-flee! In my day, when we were angry and frustrated, we just said, "Flobble-de-flee!" 'cause we were idiots and we didn't know what else to say! Just a bunch o' illiterate Cro-Magnons, blowin' on crusty handkerchiefs, waitin' in lines for our head to burst into flame and that's the way it was and we liked it!
Aug 16th, 2010 07:11 AM
Fathom Zero
Aug 16th, 2010 07:08 AM
Zhukov Nope, definitely free money!
Aug 16th, 2010 06:55 AM
Pentegarn Are you sure she didn't ATM your card through the register? (meaning you actually spent $85) Most businesses here can offer that service now
Aug 16th, 2010 06:34 AM
Zhukov The other day I bought $45 dollars worth of groceries at the supermarket, and when I paid with my bank card the shop assistant cheerfully asked me if I would like any cash out with that. I replied that I would like $40, which she proceeded to give me! So really my shopping trip only cost me $5!

Who says all businesses are just trying to rip us off?
Aug 16th, 2010 05:21 AM
MrAdventure
Aug 16th, 2010 05:19 AM
MrAdventure yyyeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Aug 16th, 2010 05:18 AM
MrAdventure is a complete shit
Aug 16th, 2010 05:17 AM
MrAdventure looks like thjis thread
Aug 11th, 2010 07:52 PM
RAVER141
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Originally Posted by Pentegarn View Post
I like rumble strips on the berm/shoulder. On the road itself it is kind of annoying
Pervert.
Aug 11th, 2010 07:09 PM
kahljorn SPEED BUMPS? FUCK YEA.
Aug 11th, 2010 06:26 PM
Pentegarn I like rumble strips on the berm/shoulder. On the road itself it is kind of annoying
Aug 11th, 2010 02:13 PM
Colonel Flagg (rumbly strips on the highway)
Aug 11th, 2010 08:36 AM
Kitsa Speaking of speedbumps, on behalf of everyone with a spinal condition, fuck speedbumps right up their fucking asses.
Aug 11th, 2010 03:42 AM
Evil Robot im gonna pis in his mou7th
Aug 11th, 2010 03:36 AM
Evil Robot This gu7ys a fu7cking terroprist. We shoijld rape him
Aug 11th, 2010 02:24 AM
Zhukov These so called 'speed-humps' are a joke. If anything they slow you down.

Once again the government shows a complete lack of understanding.
Aug 10th, 2010 05:52 PM
RAVER141
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
No. We are a family website now
No we aren't, we are all dysfunctional as far as family goes, that's why we post here.
You are my local park though.
Aug 10th, 2010 04:41 PM
Esuohlim No. We are a family website now
Aug 10th, 2010 04:23 PM
RAVER141
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Originally Posted by The Leader View Post
You know, you could try to be funny.
Why. ?
Make me laugh you twats or i swear to god i'll leave again, maybe.
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