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Aug 22nd, 2010 07:27 AM | |
Pentegarn | |
Aug 21st, 2010 04:24 PM | |
MrAdventure | it's a passage from sun tzu's the art of bore roffl |
Aug 21st, 2010 04:09 PM | |
Tadao | You must be Dana Carvey, cause you are just as funny. Go away, we don't like you Dana. |
Aug 21st, 2010 12:37 PM | |
bauhaus |
dana carvey? i was quoting lao tzu |
Aug 21st, 2010 12:33 PM | |
Tadao | Dana Carvy was never funny. |
Aug 21st, 2010 12:18 PM | |
bauhaus |
I'm oooooold! And I'm not happy! And I don't like things now compared to the way they used to be. All this progress -- phooey! In my day, we didn't have these cash machines that would give you money when you needed it. There was only one bank in each state -- it was open only one hour a year. And you'd get in line, seventeen miles long, and the line became an angry mob of people -- fornicators and thieves, mutant children and circus freaks -- and you waited for years and by the time you got to the teller, you were senile and arthritic and you couldn't remember your own name. You were born, got in line, and ya died! And that's the way it was and we liked it! Life was simpler then. There wasn't all this concern about hy-giene! It my days, we didn't have Kleenex. When you turned seventeen, you were given the family handkerchief. ... It hadn't been washed in generations and it stood on its own ... filled with diseases and swarmin' with flies. ... If you tried to blow your nose, you'd get an infection and your head would swell up and turn green and children would burst into tears at the sight o' ya! And that's the way it was and we liked it! Life was a carnival! We entertained ourselves! We didn't need moooovin' pitchurrrres. In my day, there was only one show in town -- it was called "Stare at the sun!" ... That's right! You'd sit in the middle of an open field and stare up at the sun till your eyeballs burst into flames! And you thought, "Oh, no! Maybe I shouldn't've stared directly into the burning sun with my eyes wide open." But it was too late! Your head was on fire and people were roastin' chickens over it. ... And that's the way it was and we liked it! Progress?! Flobble-de-flee! In my day, when we were angry and frustrated, we just said, "Flobble-de-flee!" 'cause we were idiots and we didn't know what else to say! Just a bunch o' illiterate Cro-Magnons, blowin' on crusty handkerchiefs, waitin' in lines for our head to burst into flame and that's the way it was and we liked it! |
Aug 16th, 2010 07:11 AM | |
Fathom Zero | |
Aug 16th, 2010 07:08 AM | |
Zhukov | Nope, definitely free money! |
Aug 16th, 2010 06:55 AM | |
Pentegarn | Are you sure she didn't ATM your card through the register? (meaning you actually spent $85) Most businesses here can offer that service now |
Aug 16th, 2010 06:34 AM | |
Zhukov |
The other day I bought $45 dollars worth of groceries at the supermarket, and when I paid with my bank card the shop assistant cheerfully asked me if I would like any cash out with that. I replied that I would like $40, which she proceeded to give me! So really my shopping trip only cost me $5! Who says all businesses are just trying to rip us off? |
Aug 16th, 2010 05:21 AM | |
MrAdventure | |
Aug 16th, 2010 05:19 AM | |
MrAdventure | yyyeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa |
Aug 16th, 2010 05:18 AM | |
MrAdventure | is a complete shit |
Aug 16th, 2010 05:17 AM | |
MrAdventure | looks like thjis thread |
Aug 11th, 2010 07:52 PM | |
RAVER141 | Pervert. |
Aug 11th, 2010 07:09 PM | |
kahljorn | SPEED BUMPS? FUCK YEA. |
Aug 11th, 2010 06:26 PM | |
Pentegarn | I like rumble strips on the berm/shoulder. On the road itself it is kind of annoying |
Aug 11th, 2010 02:13 PM | |
Colonel Flagg | (rumbly strips on the highway) |
Aug 11th, 2010 08:36 AM | |
Kitsa | Speaking of speedbumps, on behalf of everyone with a spinal condition, fuck speedbumps right up their fucking asses. |
Aug 11th, 2010 03:42 AM | |
Evil Robot | im gonna pis in his mou7th |
Aug 11th, 2010 03:36 AM | |
Evil Robot | This gu7ys a fu7cking terroprist. We shoijld rape him |
Aug 11th, 2010 02:24 AM | |
Zhukov |
These so called 'speed-humps' are a joke. If anything they slow you down. Once again the government shows a complete lack of understanding. |
Aug 10th, 2010 05:52 PM | |
RAVER141 |
No we aren't, we are all dysfunctional as far as family goes, that's why we post here. You are my local park though. |
Aug 10th, 2010 04:41 PM | |
Esuohlim | No. We are a family website now |
Aug 10th, 2010 04:23 PM | |
RAVER141 |
Why. ? Make me laugh you twats or i swear to god i'll leave again, maybe. |
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