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| Feb 18th, 2007 07:54 PM | ||
| FartinMowler |
Part three is in the reading section  thanks Gadzooks 
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| Feb 18th, 2007 07:20 PM | ||
| GADZOOKS | Sell your lawn mower for a camera. | |
| Feb 18th, 2007 05:55 PM | ||
| FartinMowler |
James a script by Fartin Mowler (part 2) CSI Shirley (Hot Blonde in her late teens with nothing on but a blouse and a name badge) has searched the home and speaks to Detective Fartin and his partner Will Shirley I've searched the home and it's filled with small holes. Mr. Will Graham DNA? CSI Shirley Too much DNA I don't know where to start. There is a hole in the middle of the young mans bed and it' looks like he's made a lipstick mouth on the bed sheets Fartin mowler Surely you can't be serious Shirley I am and I've also found one where the handle of the fridge used to be The three detectives are slowly walking down the hall when Mr. Will graham sees something moving Mr. Will Graham (talks quietly to the other detectives) Wiener twelve "O" Clock The other detectives look up to see what is suppose to be a light fixture in the cieling is actually a wiener with a lamp shade that pops up as quick as the detective can move and shoot Fartin Mowler He's gone CSI Shirley He must have been hiding in the attic Mr. Will Graham (holding a Japanese magazine full of pictures of life size female dolls) I found this in his room I'm thinking we might be on a trip to Japan CSI Shirley (bends over to pick up some DNA) I'm sure I can help out Fartin I'm sure you can (High fives Mr. Will Graham) |
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| Feb 18th, 2007 05:40 PM | ||
| Fathom Zero | You're dead? | |
| Feb 18th, 2007 05:32 PM | ||
| James | asfasdfasf | |
| Feb 18th, 2007 05:27 PM | ||
| GADZOOKS | well for the time being you can put them on Audio ala Scriptwars. | |
| Feb 18th, 2007 05:19 PM | ||
| FartinMowler |
Everyone can donate to my "I might make a film fund" and I will use the money to move to L.A. and take some courses and I need some money for a camera too 
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| Feb 18th, 2007 05:05 PM | ||
| Chojin | fartinmowler would be the best person here if he'd just film these scripts | |
| Feb 17th, 2007 10:09 PM | ||
| FartinMowler |
James a script by FartinMowler Mr. Will Graham (Has entered suburban home to find FartinMowler crouched examining woman in her 50's dead in a bedroom) Mr. Will Graham Motive? FartinMowler I'm guessing some sick kid Will Graham (turns to see small hole in wall then exits room to next room and looks through hole) I can see young women FartinMowler Yep Sears Catalogue Mr. Will Graham Young man drills hole in wall puts Sears Catalogue of young women picture and what? FartinMowler I'm thinking he stuck his wiener through the hole, mother sees wiener and heart attack Mr. Will Graham So where is this James character? Fartinmowler Skipped town I would guess and when we find him  |
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| Feb 17th, 2007 07:42 PM | ||
| Terra |
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| Feb 16th, 2007 10:52 PM | ||
| MLE | Maybe you should write a script about it. | |
| Feb 16th, 2007 07:35 PM | ||
| FartinMowler |
I think James is Brilliant in his lame attempts
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| Feb 16th, 2007 07:34 PM | ||
| James | asdfasdsda | |
| Feb 16th, 2007 03:06 PM | ||
| AChimp | So... If you don't want to go out with them, what's with this thread? Why do you even care what they think? | |
| Feb 16th, 2007 01:14 PM | ||
| MattJack |
I didn't read this thread really. I just kinda skimmed and saw you talkin 'bout all these fly ass mommas. Then somewhere in here b*tches were bakin' snacks n sh*t, that fuc*n s*it is cooler than a mother f*ckn air conditio*er. God *amn So getting laid is pretty cool huh James? |
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| Feb 16th, 2007 12:39 PM | ||
| James | asdfsadfsaf | |
| Feb 16th, 2007 09:50 AM | ||
| AChimp | James, your posts are some of the most unintentionally funny things I've read in a long time on these boards. Grow a pair and just ask one of them out already. Quit worrying about all the stupid mind-games that you think everyone is playing with you. | |
| Feb 15th, 2007 09:59 AM | ||
| zeldasbiggestfan | James reminds me of OAO. (Thank you thread backups!) | |
| Feb 15th, 2007 12:16 AM | ||
| Chojin | What does any of that have to do with what I said? | |
| Feb 14th, 2007 08:30 PM | ||
| Lenor |
Chojin, shut up. Since when have I ever had a problem calling a guy, being myself and stupid, or bringing weirdo boi's with me to my best friends 18th birthday party and feeding them drugs? James: I wont waste the space here typing out everything I have already said to you about this ordeal, but dammit im still waiting for my cookies bitch! |
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| Feb 14th, 2007 08:12 PM | ||
| James | sadfsdfasdfasd | |
| Feb 14th, 2007 08:11 PM | ||
| Grislygus | Holy shit, this is depressing. | |
| Feb 14th, 2007 07:58 PM | ||
| CaptainBubba |
If I was a girl I would date James. And cheat on him. |
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| Feb 14th, 2007 07:44 PM | ||
| FartinMowler |
Julie and Megan are doing it right now 
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| Feb 14th, 2007 07:20 PM | ||
| James | dsafasdfsfsasf | |
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