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Sep 3rd, 2006 08:57 AM
Bell E. Laffs Yeah, what the fuck do you know?
Sep 1st, 2006 02:32 PM
Esuohlim If you send him emails full of vulgarity and name-calling, he'll respond by saying he'll pray for you and then he'll block your email.

BUT if you send him emails that question his intentions and provide well thought-out persuasive cases against everything he believes in, he'll IGNORE THEM.

So if you want to email him then be a jerk because you'll get a response back that way.
Sep 1st, 2006 12:45 PM
executioneer fathom zero i don't know what you're getting at by "worst movie" but american psycho, freddy vs jason, scary movie and sin city all got "score: 0" whereas faculty and payback both are just in the teens

also, i think the "CAP ID" might actually be a better indicator of movies they think are "dangerous", in which case i think exorcism of emily rose, south park BLU and "Whipped" are the "worst"
Sep 1st, 2006 10:04 AM
pjalne It's kinda funny that the lowest-scoring movie has Mel Gibson in it.

Also, haha.

Aug 26th, 2006 07:28 AM
Fathom Zero The worst movie is Payback and the second worst is the Faculty.
Aug 26th, 2006 07:17 AM
Fathom Zero That's really fucked up. I didn't even see that.
Aug 26th, 2006 05:59 AM
Trash Holy Jesus Fucknut, a Clockworck Orange got a better rating than the remake of the Fog.
Aug 25th, 2006 10:50 PM
executioneer i don't really get why they felt the need to review Sin City, i mean it's fucking got SIN in the TITLE, are jesus people really so dense as to think it'd be a great movie for their kids to watch?

matter of fact, wouldn't an R rating pretty much preclude any christ clapper from watching a movie at all? why not start reviewing porno movies and saying how bad THOSE are against god
Aug 25th, 2006 10:42 PM
Grislygus Oh, right, right. The Jew/Borg economy hive mind.
Aug 25th, 2006 10:41 PM
executioneer i think they mean the jews
Aug 25th, 2006 07:38 PM
Grislygus
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EVIL EYE or MAL OCCHIO: Found on US currency, this symbol portrays those who claim to be chosen by Satan to control world finances.
WTF?
Aug 25th, 2006 07:02 PM
liquidstatik i wouldnt mind making one, cause this site makes me angry.

but, i don't have the time to review a kajillion movies.
Aug 25th, 2006 06:40 PM
executioneer i would really love it if there was a parody of this website, detailing how much "jesus crap" there was in a movie
Aug 25th, 2006 06:21 PM
Trash
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Originally Posted by CAP Alert Asshole About the Ying-Yang
The symbol is also used by some to make a sexual statement of "69" which I will not discuss any further
Aug 25th, 2006 03:59 PM
liquidstatik http://www.capalert.com/backtoschool/backtoschool.htm :[
Aug 25th, 2006 12:21 PM
Grislygus
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Please read the listing in the Findings/Scoring section be your guide whether this flick is worth your time and money. To discuss the plot/story would be pointless.
Do not think. Obey. Entertainment is the Devil's Work. Do not be swayed by actual story content.


Black Hawk Down Review:
"My WWII veteran dad told me of a time when duty and compliance with orders..."

MY DADDY TOLD ME THAT SOLDIERS USED TO ACT LIKE SOLDIERS UNTIL SATAN SENT THE GAY PEOPLE.
Aug 25th, 2006 11:02 AM
WhiteRat Trash, you are one bitter mother fucker.
Aug 25th, 2006 07:52 AM
Trash I beleive this is the 4th time somebody sends this.
Aug 25th, 2006 06:32 AM
Fathom Zero
CAP: Christian Analysis of American Culture

Movie reviews 4 Jesus:

http://www.capalert.com/capreports/index.htm

It's excellent stuff. Really.

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