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Mar 6th, 2003 07:13 PM | ||
Skulhedface |
As much as I hate those Verizon commercials I found this funny as hell: |
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Mar 6th, 2003 06:09 PM | ||
Skulhedface | Can this be expanded into infomercials? If so, I'd like to include anything that has the suffix "-Master" in it, e.g. ThighMaster, Ab Master, Ass Master... | |
Mar 6th, 2003 03:16 PM | ||
Anonymous |
I hate those mattress commerials where they talk about how their mattress is made from crap that NASA came up with. They have a woman who says the mattress, "feels like it's forming its own glove to me." What the hell is that supposed to mean? Is the mattress cutting off the blodd flow to your brain, lady? And then they show how a glass of wine set on the mattress won't tip over if a woman jumps on the bed. That'd be a great feature to have if I ever decide to serve drinks off of my damned mattress. |
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Mar 6th, 2003 02:47 PM | ||
Jeanette X |
Destroying the enviromnent! I just saw a commercial that enraged me. Picture this: The American prarie. Bison. Coyotes. Prarie Dogs. Unspoiled wilderness. Suddenly....a rumble in the distance! The animals look up, nervous... The rumble grows louder! The coyotes run! The prarie dogs hide! The bison stampede! In a cloud of dust appears...A CAR! A male singer begins to croon, "Like a rock...ooooohhh..like a ROCK!" Now what the hell is up with this?! Wanton destruction of the environment?! Disturbing nature?! This is supposed to be the sales pitch?! |
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Mar 4th, 2003 11:26 AM | ||
Jeanette X |
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Mar 4th, 2003 11:25 AM | ||
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Mar 4th, 2003 11:22 AM | ||
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Mar 4th, 2003 11:17 AM | ||
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Mar 2nd, 2003 02:20 AM | ||
Skulhedface |
Since Chojy brought up radio commercials... The only ones I can think of offhand are of course the Geico commercials (at least on TV, they TRY to be funny) and anything with Rush Limbaugh giving the whole hearted support. The only thing Rush Limbaugh should be pitching are Tums, Preparation-H and perhaps the company that makes the little cushions that fit on your toilet seat. |
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Feb 27th, 2003 03:32 PM | ||
Zomboid | Yep, she's actually gross to look at. She looks like a cross between a camel and skeletor. I'm scared | |
Feb 27th, 2003 02:24 PM | ||
Daphne |
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I HAVE to find a pic of her! She's such a fucking mutant that it honestly bothers me when i look at her. How would look at that face and want to give it money? Unless it's to make her go away or get a nose job! |
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Feb 27th, 2003 01:30 PM | ||
Anonymous |
I don't watch TV, but I do wake up to the radio every morning, and those commercials are actually worse. I really hate two right now; One starts off with: Did you know that the average income of a Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer is now over $70,000 a year? *SCCASRARARTCH* Of course you do. After all...you've probably heard this commercial more than a...few times before. Really, I fucking hate anything with dramatic pauses in it. It makes me pay attention to it to mentally guess the exact moment they'll start speaking again. And it's gay. The other one I really hate is new and it's talking about winning $100 from something gay I don't know and one of the annoying talking heads is rambling on about how his aunt Edna looks like Benjamin Franklin and how patriotic she is. |
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Feb 27th, 2003 01:08 PM | ||
Zomboid |
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Me and my friends have been bashing those fucking things since the first one. "Do you think you really waaaant a clo-one" "No way!" . AAARRRGGGGHHHHH! What annoys me the most is that there's like 5 different ones now. That one where the fucking ugly bitch is dancing is the worst |
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Feb 27th, 2003 12:32 PM | ||
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Feb 27th, 2003 09:35 AM | ||
Zbu Manowar |
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And Darren's Dance moves is painful. I mean, grow some balls, man. Stop running around like a fem! |
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Feb 27th, 2003 09:27 AM | ||
Daphne |
have any Canadians here seen the 'Buck-a-Day' commercials? those are SO awful I don't know one person who doesn't freak out and yell when they come on. Like the one with the impossibly ugly girl dancing to bad techno?? Who thought she was hot enough to put on TV?? |
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Feb 25th, 2003 07:08 PM | ||
Psycho Squid | The commercial that I hate the most are the one for Suncoast Video with that guy that acts like a retard because he can't remember the title of the movie that he wants so he tries to act out the movie for the video store clerk. God this fucker is more annoying than Jared from Subway. | |
Feb 25th, 2003 03:38 PM | ||
Skulhedface |
Just remembered, and I actually can't believe no one else has brought this up: Those Darren's Dance Groove commercials. ARGH!!! IS IT REALLY NECESSARY TO SMEAR YOUR COMMERCIAL FECES ALL OVER MY TV?!? |
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Feb 22nd, 2003 05:51 PM | ||
pissed off salesman | I like the cell phone commercial with the monkey with the cold and the commercial wit a ranch full of weiner dogs | |
Feb 22nd, 2003 02:23 PM | ||
FeuerAffe |
commercials Today I saw Celine Dion in a commercial for the Chrysler Town and Country, making this minivan some kind of tender, caring environment for her and her kid. It made me want to hurt things. The Osbournes Pepsi Twist one is damn annoying too. Please die Kelly...please. I mean, your brother is annoying too, but you... |
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Feb 22nd, 2003 09:08 AM | ||
vicmackey | I am really starting not to like those damn Dr. Scholls gel inserts commercials. "You gellin'" "I'm gellin like a felon." I want to shoot everyone of those bastards. | |
Feb 22nd, 2003 12:13 AM | ||
Skulhedface | There's another commercial I can live without: The Girls Gone Wild commercials. ESPECIALLY those fucking "Doggy Style" ads. If you wanna know what I mean, try watching Comedy Central ANYTIME past midnight, and check the commercials. Sure makes watching The Critic and Duckman a pain in the arse. | |
Feb 22nd, 2003 12:12 AM | ||
Skulhedface |
Wanna know the WORST local commercials? Try living in Louisiana (hint: To remove the stereotype, there's a lot more metalhead and goth kids here than rednecks.. even Phil from Pantera was born here) BUT, Louisianans (I DETEST the fucking term 'cajun') are doing nothing to help themselves with that stereotype. Every commercial here has something to do with some thick-accented bastard screaming "aieeeee" before saying something about "eatin'm s'm crawdads" At least our Mardi Gras commercials kick ass. Too bad 1/2 of them are "Girls Gone Wild" ads. |
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Feb 20th, 2003 02:00 AM | ||
Ninjavenom | I know firsthand that Everquest players are FAR too lethargic to stand up and play at the same time. | |
Feb 20th, 2003 01:38 AM | ||
Anonymous | Right now, that PS2 Everquest commercial is getting on my nerves. That guy in the beginning rolls his eyes into the back of his head, and then says "it's time to slay the dragon." It's just creepy. | |
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