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| May 8th, 2005 06:33 AM | ||
| Rez |
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 did you use saran wrap as a condom? |
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| May 6th, 2005 11:48 AM | ||
| Helm | I think we've got a winner, guys | |
| May 6th, 2005 11:39 AM | ||
| longschlongsilver |
lol ear sex. yeh... lost my virginity at 14 (pretty good for a guy huh...) sex in highschool..... fukin wikid. teachers desk...even better... however.... sticking it in her EAR on the teachers desk.... man im uni now, but its worth seducing some higschool chick PURELY to do that.... thats a fucking CLASSIC! lol. aural sex. |
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| May 1st, 2005 11:44 AM | ||
| MetalMilitia |
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| May 1st, 2005 04:34 AM | ||
| Rez |
high school is for sex. any "relationship" just consists of bad love letters regarding 'forever' and 'completeness' that end up in diarrhetic drama and hilarious confusion and awkwardness. and plus their friend have to deal with them getting their 'heart broken' no. high school is total crap when it comes to meaning, you're there to FUCK. and badly. |
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| Apr 29th, 2005 04:05 PM | ||
| The One and Only... | Quit bitching, Pyorrhea. In my highschool your old gf would be considered a slut, and it's the biggest drug (and hence party/fucking) school in the area. At least you've gotten laid. | |
| Apr 29th, 2005 09:37 AM | ||
| Dick Tayshone |
Ouch! And I really really thought that my mom was telling me the truth about relationship being more important than 'teh secks'. This is so sad  O man, this has now completely ruined my high school flashbacks. 
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| Apr 28th, 2005 10:55 PM | ||
| Terra | Wait a sec. Looking for something "deeper" in a relationship? Fer chrissakes...this is Loveline so please try not to confuse the issue with all of this "relationship" stuff. | |
| Apr 28th, 2005 02:01 PM | ||
| Dick Tayshone |
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 But seriously now, if you think that any relationship (high school or not) is only about “teh secks”, then you are doomed for more rude awakenings as well as a high post count generated excessively by repeated post in the Loveline forum. Perhaps it will be more prudent to look for something called a deeper meaning in any relationship? Like love, emotion, communication, etc. They may have good books on the subject matter in your library. 
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| Apr 28th, 2005 11:20 AM | ||
| ziggytrix | hey terra, look up. | |
| Apr 28th, 2005 10:13 AM | ||
| Matt Harty | yo how have you been terrrrrrrrrrrrra | |
| Apr 28th, 2005 12:53 AM | ||
| Terra |
She's just not into you. This is high school. Sorry 'bout it all but if your really bummed, try a light socket. Move on and you'll find somebody better. Really yo. You can do better. |
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| Apr 27th, 2005 07:22 PM | ||
| Pyorrhea |
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| Apr 27th, 2005 07:13 PM | ||
| xenosoul | Dump the bitch and find a new hoe. | |
| Apr 26th, 2005 06:08 PM | ||
| Pyorrhea | She's a cunt, plain and simple is what the problem is.... And yes, she was leading me on. | |
| Apr 26th, 2005 04:48 PM | ||
| kellychaos |
Perhaps, to her, a test of your relationship. A poor test, at best. Whatever.
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| Apr 26th, 2005 12:57 PM | ||
| Dick Tayshone |
Pyorrhea: "But why Sally, WHY?" Sally: "I told you once; I told you twice and now for the zillionth time. BECAUSE your aural abilities suck!” 
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| Apr 26th, 2005 04:14 AM | ||
| Rez |
she's had sex with you nine times previously. she wont have sex anymore with you due to her newfound abstinence.... either she's trying out on how to lead men on, or she really doesnt want to have sex with you anymore, which means you suck, whatever your size is. whatever it is, she's fucking retarded and you should take emu's advice because it made me laugh a lot. aural sex is like the best idea ever... sex through auditory means... i mean, wow... we're looking into the future folks. |
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| Apr 3rd, 2005 05:22 AM | ||
| Pyorrhea |
HAH!!!! It's April second...
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| Apr 3rd, 2005 05:21 AM | ||
| Bell E. Laffs | April Fools | |
| Apr 3rd, 2005 05:20 AM | ||
| Pyorrhea |
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| Apr 3rd, 2005 03:23 AM | ||
| Bell E. Laffs | Speaking of charming wit, what backalley of somethign awful forums did you get that avatar. | |
| Apr 3rd, 2005 12:24 AM | ||
| N00bKill3R |
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| Apr 2nd, 2005 05:59 PM | ||
| sports |
this thread is so funny. You should egg her car, if she has one. A egg car is a funny one. |
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| Apr 2nd, 2005 05:50 PM | ||
| Bell E. Laffs | I bet my clitoris is bigger than this kid's penis. | |
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