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May 12th, 2010 10:58 PM
Evil Robot Does it have an app that enables fluoride support?
May 11th, 2010 08:37 AM
Fathom Zero It requires a different kind of stylus, but yeah. I've got one. And it's easy to wipe completely clean if you want to. I don't really care because I've got a screen protector that blocks almost everything.
May 11th, 2010 06:49 AM
Pentegarn
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Why does Apple keep putting out stuff with touch screens on them

Some of us don't want to get the screens dirty with our grotesque, fat fingers
And that is most of my issue with apple as well.

I wonder if a stylus would work though? Like the DS one
May 11th, 2010 12:44 AM
Evil Robot macs are or lesbians
May 10th, 2010 09:21 PM
Esuohlim Why does Apple keep putting out stuff with touch screens on them

Some of us don't want to get the screens dirty with our grotesque, fat fingers
May 10th, 2010 11:35 AM
Evil Robot Whose Zed?
Zeds dead baby, Zeds dead.
May 10th, 2010 11:20 AM
Zhukov I said "zed" just then rather than "Z" for this exact reason

I actually prefer the American take on the letter, since it rhymes better.
May 10th, 2010 11:18 AM
Grislygus GIMME AN S

GIMME AN N

GIMME AN I

GIMMER A G

GIMME A G

GIMME AN E

GIMME AN R


WHAT'S THAT SPELL?



THAT SPELLS S******!
May 10th, 2010 11:16 AM
Grislygus Holy shit, the forums edit out s******?


Of course they do, holy shit. editing out s****** right before the word bitch is awesome.

snivel whine s****** bitch, snivel whine s****** bitch
May 10th, 2010 11:13 AM
Grislygus Tasmania, New Zealand, Australia, and Britain can spout off all the zeds they want if they can learn how to pronounce "paella"


Except the English are the only ones who are uppity about it, so... I guess... whatever, I don't care anymore


































































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"IT'S PRONOUNCED PIE-YAEYA, YOU STUPID LIMIE FUCK"

"snivel snivel snivel you don't pronounce Mexico as 'Mehico' snivel snivel sneer"

"AND YOU DON'T PRONOUNCE MARIJUANA OR TIJUANA AS 'MARI-JOO-WANNA' AND 'TEA-A-JOO-WANNA'."


"sneer snivel s****** bitch"


"YOU IGNORANT, BLOODY, PUSTULENT LITTLE CUNTGOB, PIE-YAEYA IS ALREADY ANGLICIZED! THE ACTUAL PRONUNCIATION IS PAH-AEYA, WITH NO CONJOINING SOUND. YOU'RE MAKING YOURSELF SOUND IGNORANT, SHALLOW, SNUGLY WRAPPED IN YOUR PRECONCEIVED NOTIONS OF INTELLECTUAL SUPERIORITY, AND COMPLETEY FUCKING RETARDED."

"But I'm English..."
May 10th, 2010 10:59 AM
Fathom Zero

And it's zeeeeeeeee, you big dummy.
May 10th, 2010 08:53 AM
Zhukov I type at blistering speeds. But I suppose the point to try it makes sense, even though I usually hate these sorts of things (TREND).


Also, there is no zed in my home state, yet everyone puts it in. WHY?
May 10th, 2010 08:32 AM
Fathom Zero
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I want something that can replace my laptop, too, but I don't think this is it. I might wait until wrist mounted HUDs are out.
You might want to try it first, if you can find one in Tazmania. It's bizarre how fast I can type on it. Of course, if you can't really touchtype, it doesn't really make a lot of sense. But if you hunt and peck for keys, then you're gonna be slow anyway so it doesn't matter.
May 10th, 2010 05:23 AM
Zhukov
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Where is the keyboard? On the back?
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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero View Post
It's a software keyboard.


I want something that can replace my laptop, too, but I don't think this is it. I might wait until wrist mounted HUDs are out.
May 9th, 2010 03:31 PM
Sam Samburglar: NOW YOU WEAR ASCOTS
Fathom: i member
Samburglar: AND SUEDE JACKETS
Fathom: I do have a purple suede jacker.
Fathom: jacket
Samburglar: I KNEW IT
Fathom: no, jacker
Samburglar: YOU PURPLE SUEDE JACKER
May 9th, 2010 01:38 PM
Fathom Zero Well, I've already cracked into it, but honestly, I don't need it to do much more. It has replaced my laptop; I sold it to buy the iPad. And I had a Toshiba tablet and a Gateway one. They were amazing. Definitely recommend the Tablet PCs. Unfortunately, most of the tablets and such are moving to slates that you can only use fingers with. I loved those pens. And you can't tell me that Apple was afraid that radio would kill mp3s. That's just d-u-m.

I've never bought anything from iTunes. Just a few things from the App Store, like a word processor and sketch program, which is very righteous. It's Sketchpad Pro, from Autodesk. They're the people that make the AutoCAD software. But yeah, I never played any games on my laptop. I just watched videos occasionally. Having to pull a 17" laptop out of my bag, waking it up from sleep, and connecting to an access point (which takes my laptop forever for some reason), just to watch a Youtube video I wanted to show someone - it just sucks. I can hold my computer with one hand, now. Because that's how I see it.

I understand not liking Apple. I've disliked a lot of their products. I don't like the iPhone. I don't like the iPod. iMacs are alright. I like the all-in-one design. But I bought this because I saw what it could do for me. It's all I need. It can do a number of things and it does them well, but, of course, it can't do everything.

Also, if a pen-computer is what you want, I've got a really nice pen that you can use on the iPad's capacitive touchscreen. It works very well in the sketch program. Also, I can type as fast on the on-screen keyboard as I do on a regular keyboard. The auto-correct, while it has been frustrating a couple times, fixes whatever couple errors I have had.
May 9th, 2010 01:26 PM
Evil Robot It just frustrates me when apple makes products that could do so much more but your not allowed to if it doesn't result in apple getting most of the money. Did you know that Iphones have FM radios in them but they never released the SDK for it it because they think you would stop buying mp3s from ituuuuuunes.
May 9th, 2010 01:16 PM
Evil Robot Theres been windows tablets for years now, there just not as shiny as the ipad so nobody notices them.
May 9th, 2010 01:04 PM
elx it's great that you enjoy your investment, the ipad is the best for what it does right now.
that wont change for a long time; there's no end in sight for those of us waiting on the slate with windows 7
May 9th, 2010 12:50 PM
Fathom Zero
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I bet you having lots of fun downloding apps from the "Apple Store tm" and downloading and playing your favorite mp3s. Tell me do you play mp3s and just sit there and stare at it while it plays?
Yes and no.
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Do you use it while jogging and wave it around yelling "look at me! I'm trendy!".
No.
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Do you have any E-novel? Do you enjoy reading e-novels?
Yes.
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Originally Posted by Evil Robot View Post
Have you dropped it yet?
Yes.
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I bet you BLOG with it all the time. I bet you sit naked on a piillow cross legged with it resting on your genitals and BLOG about fresh coffe and the latest japenese cartoon you got from netflix..
No. And there are no Japanese cartoons on Netflix.
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Do you "sync" it with your iMac to update all those important contacts you have?
No. I've already got an address book.
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Originally Posted by Evil Robot View Post
Is the screen all covered in dorito grease yet?
I don't eat Doritos and you can just wipe it off easily if there was.
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Originally Posted by Tadao View Post
Apple products steal your sarcasm detector vibes and turn you into an asspie.
Yes.

It's weird 'cause they're not that popular yet. I guess that's how the iPhone was, too. But I really can't see it being popular with most people.
May 9th, 2010 12:28 PM
Evil Robot Is the screen all covered in dorito grease yet?
May 9th, 2010 12:26 PM
Evil Robot Do you "sync" it with your iMac to update all those important contacts you have?
May 9th, 2010 12:24 PM
Evil Robot I bet you BLOG with it all the time. I bet you sit naked on a piillow cross legged with it resting on your genitals and BLOG about fresh coffe and the latest japenese cartoon you got from netflix..
May 9th, 2010 12:21 PM
Evil Robot Have you dropped it yet?
May 9th, 2010 12:21 PM
Evil Robot Do you have any E-novel? Do you enjoy reading e-novels?
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