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| Mar 4th, 2006 07:39 PM | |||
| executioneer |
what the hell you aren't the real mustache bandit 
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| Mar 3rd, 2006 06:01 PM | |||
| MUSTACE BANDIT | Amazing. | ||
| Feb 18th, 2005 12:38 AM | |||
| King Hadas | Your attempt to shock me with your lameass story was pretty pathetic. | ||
| Feb 12th, 2005 01:20 AM | |||
| Marine | i just say... eugh! | ||
| Feb 11th, 2005 12:56 PM | |||
| DeadKennedys |
Re: My mom, dad's, and I's sexual encounter. Quote:
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| Feb 6th, 2005 09:11 PM | |||
| SenorSalsa |
e bumping this |
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| Aug 12th, 2003 09:43 PM | |||
| Esuohlim | PARTY WANG STYLE | ||
| Aug 11th, 2003 11:05 PM | |||
| Wang | 7 weeks? we have a new record folks!!! good thing i only just saw this story a while ago.seven weeks, kickass! | ||
| Aug 11th, 2003 12:15 AM | |||
| Esuohlim | DEAR WANG: 7 WEEKS IS WAY TOO LONG WANG | ||
| Aug 10th, 2003 11:54 PM | |||
| Wang | queer...i like his stories they make my mum have a sezuire | ||
| Jun 14th, 2003 06:46 PM | |||
| Esuohlim |
<(''<) <( '' )> (>'')> ^( '' )^ KIRBY DANCE ^_^
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| Jun 14th, 2003 06:38 PM | |||
| Lum Buf |
omfg wtf bbq whst the fuck is wrong with that? pllllllllllllltt |
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| Jun 14th, 2003 06:25 PM | |||
| Esuohlim |
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| Jun 14th, 2003 01:04 PM | |||
| SenorSalsa |
U R teh fagrort my friend lolololololololololol Omg wtf bbq Edited for scrolling. |
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| Jun 14th, 2003 11:33 AM | |||
| Esuohlim |
I REMEMBER THIS THREAD IT WAS GAY |
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| Jun 14th, 2003 04:32 AM | |||
| Lum Buf | HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA i love your work. ive never been in that situation, but an irishman fed me my own penis in a stew once. | ||
| Jun 14th, 2003 04:29 AM | |||
| SenorSalsa |
Old ladys sure do have dry poonanys! So I was doing this service hour thing for my school right? The deal is that you have to have 10 school hours and 6 comunity hours. So i was planning on serving my community hours by visiting the old folks home where my granny lived. I hung around with some old people 1 on 1 you know? I played the piano for miss ross who was clically insane and was convicted of shooting puppies in the head while she sat in trees at the park. I played with mr. Sweene and he beat me at checkers really badly. Now it was time to visit granny who is very old in senile. I went to her room ( number 69 BAD OMEN!!!!) and came in with some groceries i had bought for her. She thanked me and i flashed her a big smile. She was watching tv while I put the food away in the kitchen which was adjacent to the tv room. I diddent know what she was watching because she blew her speaker by listning to it full volume a few months ago so all i was hearing was loud feeback and the occasional deep boom noise. So i come into the room and she is watching hardcore german porn! At this point i am totally shocked and horrified. i go "bye granny i have to go" and she asks as i am going out the door. "will you make love to me?" I am horrified but she starts putting me on a guilt trip like "ever since your grandfather died i havnt had sex, and i am going to die soon of my colon cancer :/ i would really like one more pounding." So after a few minutes of thinking about it i block out my mind and i say "ok fine" She is wearing an old plad blue dress and a white blouse and her skin on her neck is hanging down to her chest while both eyes look in different directions. Funny. I had never realized how attractive my granny was. I imediatly go down on her and her dress is over my head and her hands are clutching her walker as she is obviously feeling it. So i am licking away and it reminds me of the time i was licking sandpaper for half an hour just to see if i could make my toung bleed. Anyway, i pull the dress off of her and some of her loose skin is rolling down with it, kind of like a ripple in a lake. and i prop her up and start doing her in the butt. I can feel her cancerous tumor against my dick and it causes me to shoot my load inside of her and she is going nuts and clawing at the chair. She starts urinating onto the chair (uncontrolably, i must be good in bed  ) and its getting repelled off of the plastic laminated cussions and is landing on my pants which are around my anckles, so i just take them off. Her cancer is on the side of my shaft and i am pumping away still shooting off inside of the old hag when she climaxed. She climaxed a mix of blood, mucus, and sand and it shot out of her vagina and plastered her tv dinner against the wall with a stickey residue. I went nuts and put my dick in her flappy pussy and was having my way with her when my dad walked in! Like a scene out of a cheesy 70's sitcom he walks in the door with his hand still on the knob and the audience is aplauding because he is their favorite character. He dons the famous fez hat and is holding an empty martini glass while staring at me and granny. In his other hand he is holding his trusty pistol. "Matt what are you doing, oh have i caught you at a bad time?" Granny says "No son, why dont you join in, i could use a nice cock like yours in my tookus." I am reminded of my experience on the lawnmower and my family incest has reached a new platou of awesomeness.Now i am lying on my back, granny is lying on me and my dad is on top fucking her in the butt like a bull or a perverse party clown and he is jizzing away on her back. Dad is putting the pistol in his mouth and sucking it like a cock while granny is sucking on one of the legs of her overturned walker, and i am kissing her on the neck. Her loose skin makes her like one of those squishythings where you squeeze it and it goes back and fourth through the plastic covering making it easy on me and dad to sex her up. I am killing her with my massive hard on when i knotice that she is getting cold. I go "Granny are you sick?" No reply. "granny?" Still no reply. dad says "Oh, she finally died" I say "dad how could you not know she was dying, she was looking right at you!" and thats when i knoticed the gigantic bullet wound in the back of her head. "Dad hahahaha" i said as we both chuckled together at the sight of my grandmothers teeth blown out of her head, and sticking into the wall. "why did you kill granny dad?" and he said "Because it turns me on. Then he pistol whipped me in the nose, pulled out of grannys corpse and left the room. I finished granny off and then picked the teeth and hair off the wall and put them in the garbage. As i walked out i felt like a new man, i love my family! |
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| Jun 14th, 2003 04:05 AM | |||
| SenorSalsa |
Sorry about the warning thing, you kind of should not read it once you see the title and it invlolves sex and parents  . Sorry i gave you all seizures and made you retarted :/
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| Mar 13th, 2003 02:17 PM | |||
| MaskedMonk |
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(POSTING that someone else posting makes them a retard, I mean, not Spectre X calling someone a retard. Just wanted to make that clear.) |
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| Mar 13th, 2003 11:34 AM | |||
| Spectre X |
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| Mar 12th, 2003 02:50 PM | |||
| sadie | if not for the atrocious grammar displayed in the title of this thread, i may have attempted wading into that long-arsed paragraph. | ||
| Mar 11th, 2003 09:36 PM | |||
| Captain Robo |
THIS THREAD IS A RETARD MAGNET
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| Mar 9th, 2003 06:08 AM | |||
| Spectre X | revisiting this thread to see the new posts brings back all of the memories, and I'm going into a state of catatonic shock...there's no place like home, there's no place like home...aaaaaaaargh! | ||
| Mar 8th, 2003 09:35 PM | |||
| Esuohlim | It was a happy and sad ending all at once! | ||
| Mar 8th, 2003 05:30 PM | |||
| MaskedMonk | You must learn to "stop reading as soon as his overweight mom starts licking his dick" or better yet "don't begin reading." | ||
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