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Mar 30th, 2009 07:42 AM
Kitsa You talk to her! I gave you her email address.
Mar 30th, 2009 01:04 AM
Zomboid
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Originally Posted by Kitsa View Post
Who wants a Russian mail-order bride? I got this email titled "we need to talk".



H! I like your post. I am good looking female. I am from Russia and moving to the states shortly
I am looking for a good man to spend my time with and who can show me around
Could you please kindly reply to me at psdcaobferrellfux@gmail.com
I'll send some pictures of me in reply so you could see who you're talking to
Could you reply to my email account I am giving in the message as I am writing from my work email which i don't normally check
Talk to "her!" I wanna see some pics :O
Mar 29th, 2009 10:59 PM
Colonel Flagg Damn. You get all the good stuff.
Mar 27th, 2009 09:41 AM
Kitsa Who wants a Russian mail-order bride? I got this email titled "we need to talk".



H! I like your post. I am good looking female. I am from Russia and moving to the states shortly
I am looking for a good man to spend my time with and who can show me around
Could you please kindly reply to me at psdcaobferrellfux@gmail.com
I'll send some pictures of me in reply so you could see who you're talking to
Could you reply to my email account I am giving in the message as I am writing from my work email which i don't normally check
Mar 26th, 2009 05:50 PM
Tadao You need to masturbate on video and send it to me. That will make you feel better.
Mar 26th, 2009 05:48 PM
Bod today I'm so damn angry.
My personal anger isn't worth a whole new thread so I thought I'd say it here
carry on
Mar 26th, 2009 08:37 AM
Kitsa Actually, I'm a little bored with this guy if you want him.
Mar 26th, 2009 02:49 AM
kahljorn now i wanna fuck with a scammer

One time one messaged me so I tried to talk to him, but he never wrote back ;o
Mar 26th, 2009 01:59 AM
Skulhedface
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Originally Posted by kahljorn View Post
lol i like skulhed's idea. You should tell him that you're a part of an international crime syndicate that does some crazy shit and that you want him to join ;o

also, if he doesnt join you, then he knows too much so you're going to have a chat with your boss about him

also offer to sell him a treasure map with the syndicates secret cash and drug stash.
Bonus points if you send him a treasure map from the back of a McDonald's tray liner.
Mar 26th, 2009 01:48 AM
kahljorn lol i like skulhed's idea. You should tell him that you're a part of an international crime syndicate that does some crazy shit and that you want him to join ;o

also, if he doesnt join you, then he knows too much so you're going to have a chat with your boss about him

also offer to sell him a treasure map with the syndicates secret cash and drug stash.
Mar 26th, 2009 01:36 AM
Skulhedface Tell him you are in Nigeria, then hit Google Maps and find a suitable meeting place. Give a vague description of someone random, and tell him to be easily identifiable, i.e. wearing a hilarious sign. Tell him to get random passerby to pose in pictures with him, and send them to you via email, and if he comes through you'll meet him. Tell him to wait, and tell him it could be awhile, hours maybe, but you will definitely be there tonight.

That should cover a few bases... embarassing photos, embarassing situation, and a complete waste of his time.

OR.... just tell him you're a master hacker, you've traced his location and information, and you've kidnapped his sister, and if he wants her back, to pay a princely ransom.
Mar 24th, 2009 09:30 PM
MarioRPG
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Originally Posted by McClain View Post
Try and get him to spend his own money sending you money orders and crap like that.
Yeah, this one's a good idea too. Just don't use a home address, obvs.

You're going to need money orders, written agreements, contracts, pictures, maps, history of the bank...
Mar 24th, 2009 06:46 PM
kahljorn Offer to sell him a treasure map

and bury some poop or something wherever the x is
Mar 24th, 2009 02:55 PM
Evil Robot I still think he's telling the truth.
Mar 24th, 2009 09:23 AM
McClain Try and get him to spend his own money sending you money orders and crap like that.
Mar 23rd, 2009 10:49 PM
WhiteRat
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Originally Posted by ZeldaQueen View Post
I heard of one person who got an e-mail like that and somehow managed to scam money out of the scammer. His was a rare instance though.

But if you need any more options, that's always open.
One person?

http://www.419eater.com
Mar 23rd, 2009 10:43 PM
Evil Robot Get one of those legal document templates for MS word and write up some bullshit deeds for properties that are giant holes in the ground, like an abandoned mine or something. Offer him the properties instead of money to claim your inheritance and see what he does.
Mar 23rd, 2009 09:42 PM
MarioRPG Hit on him, demand pills to enlarge your penis.
Mar 23rd, 2009 09:40 PM
Tadao She could send the reply back from a new fake Yahoo email addy. She would have to copy and paste the letter into a reply so as to leave out the original headers.
Mar 23rd, 2009 09:32 PM
ZeldaQueen I heard of one person who got an e-mail like that and somehow managed to scam money out of the scammer. His was a rare instance though.

But if you need any more options, that's always open.
Mar 23rd, 2009 09:02 PM
Evil Robot Iv'e just been reading horror stories and it seems its best not to respond at all since that tells them it's a working email address. They seem to see the people who are on to them as potential victims to extort. Next thing you know your email account just sent out thousands of death threats like this idiot.
http://www.scamorama.com/joesmith_mcboll.html

Don't go poking sticks into bees nests.
Mar 23rd, 2009 08:40 PM
Kitsa holy fuck that's brilliant.

well, the good part of it.
Mar 23rd, 2009 08:40 PM
Evil Robot Engage him in DCC and trade warez.
Mar 23rd, 2009 08:33 PM
Evil Robot You should offer him your help convincing other Americans that he's for real. The when he scams a rube he could pay you a fee. All you would have to do is give him your routing number.
Mar 23rd, 2009 08:06 PM
Kitsa That's a risk I'm willing to take.
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