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Mar 22nd, 2004 04:56 PM
kahljorn I thought i heard about this. Was this the one where the stupid kid jumped into the cage and the mother jumped in with her two other kids or something? Stupid people.
Mar 21st, 2004 12:51 AM
eggyolk This just in:

"The dark object, believed to be a gun, was actually an over-ripe banana", explained an on-scene forensics investigator, "we're still investigating the officer's claims that the gorilla made a crude attempt to fashion the banana in such a way as to look like an automatic pistol in order to affect his escape from the zoo."
Mar 21st, 2004 12:16 AM
Drev Why hasn't anybody photoshopped Magilla Gorilla for this thread yet?
Mar 20th, 2004 11:51 PM
Anonymous You're just as bad, mote.
Mar 20th, 2004 11:46 PM
eggyolk Never post again.
Mar 20th, 2004 04:20 PM
kellychaos This just in:

"The dark object, believed to be a gun, was actually an over-ripe banana", explained an on-scene forensics investigator, "we're still investigating the officer's claims that the gorilla made a crude attempt to fashion the banana in such a way as to look like an automatic pistol in order to affect his escape from the zoo."
Mar 20th, 2004 04:12 PM
Malevolent The ape was reaching for his piece. The officers had to take him down
Mar 20th, 2004 01:15 PM
ArrowX The little boy said in the hospital "the monkey tried to eat my head"
Mar 20th, 2004 10:34 AM
FartinMowler Blah, I still think it's stupid to have killed it.
Mar 20th, 2004 10:10 AM
Matt Harty
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Originally Posted by *FARTINMOWLER*
If they could shoot him with a bullet, why not a tranquilizer?
Zoo workers armed with tranquilizer guns had pursued the animal through the forested jungles of the Wilds of Africa exhibit for about 40 minutes, but could not gain a clear shot, officials said.

You fucking idiot.
Mar 20th, 2004 10:06 AM
FartinMowler If they could shoot him with a bullet, why not a tranquilizer?
Mar 20th, 2004 04:15 AM
DementedElf Ah not 30 minutes from where I live and this is the first I have heard about it....but a correction. Not sad, just funny.
Mar 20th, 2004 02:23 AM
ArrowX
Gorilla Killed In Poice shootout

sad but funny
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4558461

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