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Mar 22nd, 2004 04:56 PM | ||
kahljorn | I thought i heard about this. Was this the one where the stupid kid jumped into the cage and the mother jumped in with her two other kids or something? Stupid people. | |
Mar 21st, 2004 12:51 AM | ||
eggyolk |
This just in: "The dark object, believed to be a gun, was actually an over-ripe banana", explained an on-scene forensics investigator, "we're still investigating the officer's claims that the gorilla made a crude attempt to fashion the banana in such a way as to look like an automatic pistol in order to affect his escape from the zoo." |
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Mar 21st, 2004 12:16 AM | ||
Drev | Why hasn't anybody photoshopped Magilla Gorilla for this thread yet? | |
Mar 20th, 2004 11:51 PM | ||
Anonymous | You're just as bad, mote. | |
Mar 20th, 2004 11:46 PM | ||
eggyolk | Never post again. | |
Mar 20th, 2004 04:20 PM | ||
kellychaos |
This just in: "The dark object, believed to be a gun, was actually an over-ripe banana", explained an on-scene forensics investigator, "we're still investigating the officer's claims that the gorilla made a crude attempt to fashion the banana in such a way as to look like an automatic pistol in order to affect his escape from the zoo." |
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Mar 20th, 2004 04:12 PM | ||
Malevolent | The ape was reaching for his piece. The officers had to take him down | |
Mar 20th, 2004 01:15 PM | ||
ArrowX | The little boy said in the hospital "the monkey tried to eat my head" | |
Mar 20th, 2004 10:34 AM | ||
FartinMowler | Blah, I still think it's stupid to have killed it. | |
Mar 20th, 2004 10:10 AM | ||
Matt Harty |
Quote:
You fucking idiot. |
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Mar 20th, 2004 10:06 AM | ||
FartinMowler | If they could shoot him with a bullet, why not a tranquilizer? | |
Mar 20th, 2004 04:15 AM | ||
DementedElf | Ah not 30 minutes from where I live and this is the first I have heard about it....but a correction. Not sad, just funny. | |
Mar 20th, 2004 02:23 AM | ||
ArrowX |
Gorilla Killed In Poice shootout sad but funny http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4558461 |