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Apr 17th, 2007 01:21 PM
arg_zombies I once ate an egg
Apr 17th, 2007 11:14 AM
Womti I once ate a bad egg and it gave me a pickled stomach
Apr 15th, 2007 07:24 PM
arg_zombies I once ate a pickled egg and it gave me a bad stomach
Apr 15th, 2007 02:36 AM
executioneer my perineal region was once possessed by a demon too but i sprinkled some holy water on there and he went back to HELL
Apr 14th, 2007 11:18 PM
CaptainBubba My cock is a vampire
Apr 14th, 2007 09:41 PM
Terra
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A vampirate tore off my scrotum
edit/ a vampire looked in vain for my scrotum
Apr 14th, 2007 09:08 PM
Goat Cheese A vampirate tore off my scrotum
Apr 12th, 2007 12:41 AM
noob3 good stories guys good job keeping your cocks on your person great reflexes everyone
Apr 12th, 2007 12:36 AM
Seven Force MY PENIS IS STILL PHYSICALLY INTACT....FOR NOW
Apr 12th, 2007 12:35 AM
Seven Force THEY TOOK IT WITH A CAMERA AND MADE COPIES
Apr 12th, 2007 12:29 AM
noob3 how and why? was there music playing?
Apr 12th, 2007 12:16 AM
Seven Force THE INTERNET TOOK MY COCK
Apr 11th, 2007 11:58 PM
noob3 guys i wish i had my cock back

damn succubus
Apr 11th, 2007 11:31 PM
Sam Yeah maybe I would have thought it was some kind of sexy role play if i was some kind of guy who thought furries were sexy role play, i mean my first thought was "OH SHIT FURRY ESCAPE ESCAPE ESCAPE" but then i realized she was just metamorphisizing into a werewolf and I was like "THIS IS NOT AS BAD BUT ESCAPE IS STILL NECESSARY"
Apr 11th, 2007 11:30 PM
executioneer one time a ogre bit my foreskin off thank god i had that pepper spray or it woulda got the whole enchilada
Apr 11th, 2007 11:25 PM
noob3 damn dude good call on the escaping i mean you could of just thought she was doing some sort of sexy role play and not had a ball sack man that's kind of what happened to me we were jamming to the ultimate dance party mix and things started to get hot & heavy she unzipped my pants & i was like "hell yes I love getting my cock sucked" but the next thing I know my cock was totally gone
Apr 11th, 2007 11:23 PM
Sam One time a werewolf almost sliced off my ball sack.

First she was this hot chick and she was like "hey you wanna fuck?" and i was like "okay" and then we went to her house and i got in her room and she was like " where the dick at" and i took off my pants and SHE FUCKING TRANSMOGRIFIED AND TRIED TO BITE MY JUNK OFF but I ran out of there was fast as I could!
Apr 11th, 2007 11:19 PM
noob3
my cock was ripped off by vampires

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