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Feb 6th, 2009 01:50 PM
Tadao
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Originally Posted by Hugh_Bristic View Post
Idiots.
See, it's not just me
Feb 6th, 2009 11:22 AM
McClain
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Originally Posted by Evil Robot View Post
Just goes to show that anthing not NYC or LA, sucks cock.
People suck everywhere... LA, DC, CHI, NY. You think 'cause they're coastal they're somehow exempt from idiots? Fuckwads are everywhere they just come in different flavors.
For example, you might be the Oblivious Fuckwad type. You're a tunnel rat but you think because you hail from the Big City that you're on the outside looking in. NEWSFLASH:

No.
Feb 6th, 2009 11:16 AM
McClain Evil Robot, WTF is with you trying to make the word "want" a contraction?
Feb 6th, 2009 09:48 AM
Hugh_Bristic Idiots.
Feb 6th, 2009 04:14 AM
Evil Robot by law, only the impresive coins are for sale.
Feb 6th, 2009 04:13 AM
Evil Robot not every coin is impressive!
Feb 6th, 2009 04:12 AM
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Feb 6th, 2009 03:53 AM
kahljorn but malls arent open at night and that is their feeding ground
Feb 6th, 2009 03:34 AM
Big McLargehuge even in the summer most deserts get cold at night, so fatties could be nocturnal, evolution-wise.
Feb 6th, 2009 03:17 AM
kahljorn I know that fat people exist in the desert, it just confuses me because it is such a spit in the face of evolution.
Feb 6th, 2009 03:12 AM
Evil Robot Snake handler protestants?
Feb 6th, 2009 03:04 AM
Big McLargehuge maybe only skinny people leave the house here because it's too hot for sweatpants :0
Feb 6th, 2009 03:01 AM
Evil Robot Fat people exist in the desert, make no mistake. I really hate fat people.
Feb 6th, 2009 02:57 AM
kahljorn
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i live in the desert and everyone is skinny and tanned
yea i pretty much picture the sun cooking fat off of those fatties in my mind; but for some reason, in that city, there were pasty fat fucks all over t he place
Feb 6th, 2009 02:52 AM
Evil Robot Grant it they were not "mutants" but hey were robbedd on there way though a particular Arizona town that shall remain namelss. "cough.. Sugauro lake .... cough!"
Feb 6th, 2009 02:48 AM
Big McLargehuge i live in the desert and everyone is skinny and tanned
Feb 6th, 2009 02:48 AM
Evil Robot "The Hills Have Eyes" was based on a true story.
Feb 6th, 2009 02:18 AM
kahljorn one time i went to this shitty desert city to babysit these shitty desert white trash kids for their stupid desert drug addict mother while she went and got gastric bypass in mexico and i went to the mall there and ive never seen so many obese people. Not normal obese people, either, the kind of obese people that NEED wheelchairs ;/

there would be at least ten people in the mall who were so fat they needed wheel chairs, both times i went there ;/ It fucking boggles the mind at first how fat people could even exist in the desert but then you remember that they live inside of a wheelchair and probably never even go into the heat
Feb 6th, 2009 02:07 AM
Evil Robot PPS and what the fuck deal with Terra Huate? That place is the size of a poorly funded postage stamp.
Feb 6th, 2009 02:05 AM
Evil Robot PS Boston sucks cock too.
Feb 6th, 2009 02:03 AM
Evil Robot I'm talking about NYC. Trans fatty acids are illegal but the joke is that fat transexuals are allowed wherever they wan't. I flew into Nebraska's Eppley Airfeild when I came across a "steak kiosk" in the middle of the baggage claim. They boasted that they can ship steaks anywhere in the US which means I don't have to keep raw meat in my pocket through LaGuradia. I also noted that on my 5 hour drive to the Pella plant in Carol Iowa that there is only fast food places out there. Many of the towns out there were also the insparation for scooby doo episodes since there was nobody there except fog. I could not find a regular restaraunt that served food that wasn't fried. They also have shitty pizza and if you want just one slice, you have to go to a liqour store, but that was Detroit.

Just goes to show that anthing not NYC or LA, sucks cock.
Feb 6th, 2009 01:26 AM
Dr. Boogie It's true. It's partly due to the midwest having better food, and more of it, than a lot of other places in the country, particularly the west coast.

But you've spent a good amount of time in Texas, so the size difference shouldn't be that great.
Feb 5th, 2009 11:34 PM
Evil Robot One thing your going to notice when you get there is that everybody is overweight. I had three (3) trips to chicago and speaking from an NYC point of veiw, all the men are close to a cardiac related death. I wen't to the mall (forget the name but it's the only one) and one thing I noticed was that I was in 90% better shape than 90% of the people there. (the remaining 10% of the people I obsereved were from out of town and shared the same opinion.) People from the midwest in general are in poor health but Chicago took the cake, and then gorged themselves on it. I saw one attractive womanm while I was there but I think she was a prostitute since she had rip jeans and the rip was right across her sweet ass revealing her thong panties.
Feb 5th, 2009 12:10 AM
10,000 Volt Ghost Fcuk Chi town, come to Buffalo...then we'll talk.
Feb 4th, 2009 11:07 PM
Hugh_Bristic
Hello Chicago!

Hi turds. I'm making an impromptu trip to Chicago tomorrow. My afternoon is almost free. If I like you I'll buy you coffee or a knuckle sandwich - your pick.

PS - Attractive women are encouraged to reply.

PPS - I just popped my "smilies" cherry. I feel so used...

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