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Sep 26th, 2005 02:25 AM
kahljorn On the bright side, I bought some weed and am now stoned. Sounds more intriguing than an idle threat, madam.
Sep 26th, 2005 12:33 AM
davinxtk You fucked over a waiter. Being a waiter, I really feel the need to call your attention to the fact that you totally screwed someone out of $10. Unless it was a McD's, BK, Taco Bell, or the like, you just took $10 from a person. Repent, or perish in hell.


....

Because if it was TGI Friday's in Hyannis, I would have stabbed you in the face a few times.. Regardless of if I kill you or not, you're going to look at everyone with that face for the rest of your life.
Doesn't that sound like fun?
Sep 24th, 2005 08:11 PM
kahljorn "Kahl, it was probably stuck in your upper stomach. I wouldn't worry about it being in your lungs or aortic chambers"

Wherever heart-burn comes from is where it got stuck, it felt like it was in my upper chest, near my throat. I've had really bad heart-burn since then. We went to a restaurant and I, luckily, had problems shoving their disgusting food down my throat. On the bright side they gave us 10 dollars more in change then we were supposed to get.
Sep 24th, 2005 04:05 AM
DamnthatDavid End of Times, whatever.

I believe this is God finally catching up on that promise.
You know, "everytime you masturbate God kills a kitten."
But I think God ment Black Person.
Sep 23rd, 2005 06:46 PM
Yggdrasill
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Originally Posted by mburbank
Are you kidding? They're all frothing at the mouth that this is the begining of the prophecied end times war.
That's what i'm living with right now. It's actually pretty entertaining and my mom keeps telling me not to get "The Mark of the Beast"
Sep 23rd, 2005 03:35 PM
Sethomas Kahl, it was probably stuck in your upper stomach. I wouldn't worry about it being in your lungs or aortic chambers.
Sep 23rd, 2005 02:00 PM
Emu
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Originally Posted by Sethomas
I think the point was that fundamentalists think that the devil planted fossils to trick us into believing in evolution, which is equivalent to hating God.
Wouldn't that be blasphemy, as believing God to have planted evidence to make us believe something that wasn't true means one believes that God is decietful? :dobzhansky
Sep 23rd, 2005 01:56 PM
kahljorn Fossil fuel is clearly the corpses of demons that God smited.

And you know what's weird? I was taste testing some soup I made yesterday and a potato got stuck in my chest somewhere. I can still feel it there, but it won't come out.
Sep 22nd, 2005 05:15 PM
Sethomas I think the point was that fundamentalists think that the devil planted fossils to trick us into believing in evolution, which is equivalent to hating God.
Sep 22nd, 2005 04:46 PM
Royal Tenenbaum
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Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie
Speaking of fundamentalists, how come they use fossil fuels? Isn't that against... something?

God created the Earth for man to USE not conserve.
Sep 22nd, 2005 04:10 PM
ScruU2wice please... we preferred to be called "sand ******s"
Sep 22nd, 2005 12:01 AM
Immortal Goat If it deals with large sums of money, it can be overlooked. Especially if it gives an excuse to bomb brown people.
Sep 21st, 2005 11:35 PM
Dr. Boogie Speaking of fundamentalists, how come they use fossil fuels? Isn't that against... something?
Sep 21st, 2005 06:36 PM
ziggytrix i'll give a reason.

- because his family is only going to get richer if gas prices spike.
Sep 21st, 2005 04:34 PM
mburbank Cosmo just wants to fuck George Bush. Is that so wrong? I mean the guy stays in such prime physical condition, he's really asking for it, don't you think?
Sep 21st, 2005 04:05 PM
Cosmo Electrolux someone had to say it.....I was tired of waiting.
Sep 21st, 2005 03:44 PM
ItalianStereotype why exactly fuck george bush? did he cause rita as well?
Sep 21st, 2005 03:42 PM
mburbank Are you kidding? They're all frothing at the mouth that this is the begining of the prophecied end times war.
Sep 21st, 2005 03:21 PM
Bobo Adobo Why aren't any religious fundimentalists saying maybe this is god is telling us not to be so reliant on oil?
Sep 21st, 2005 02:37 PM
Cosmo Electrolux fuck George Bush
Sep 21st, 2005 02:23 PM
mburbank
$5 a gallon after Rita?

That's what CNN Moneyline is saying. Whichever path Rita takes is going to bring it through refinery country, and just about everybody who repairs refineries is already repairing them where katrina took them out.

All I know is it's going to be one cold ass winter at my house.

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