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Dec 27th, 2008 12:54 PM
glowbelly OH I'LL BACK YOU UP ON ALL KINDS OF THINGS BABY
Dec 26th, 2008 06:24 AM
sspadowsky
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hugh, you need hugs. go get them from people who give good ones. i suggest sspadowsky. i know it's kind of a drive, but trust me, gay or straight, it's worth it.
Glowbaby knows what the fuck she's talking about.

Plus, the cack! I mean, my GOD!

(back me up on this, Karen)

(Oh, and STRAIGHT!)

(Back me up on that too, Karen)
Dec 24th, 2008 01:05 PM
glowbelly hugh, you need hugs. go get them from people who give good ones. i suggest sspadowsky. i know it's kind of a drive, but trust me, gay or straight, it's worth it.
Dec 23rd, 2008 11:59 PM
DevilWearsPrada add to list: a bag of dicks
Dec 22nd, 2008 10:27 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost
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OMG FAG

Dec 22nd, 2008 10:14 PM
Zomboid
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I'm been bi for 11 years now. I hate me some Tila Tequila. I've tried the asexual thing for a while. Boring though.
OMG FAG
Dec 22nd, 2008 09:48 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost That's why I hate her.
Dec 22nd, 2008 09:41 PM
Tadao Tila Tequila is not bi :/ she's an attention whore.
Dec 22nd, 2008 08:54 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost I'm been bi for 11 years now. I hate me some Tila Tequila. I've tried the asexual thing for a while. Boring though.
Dec 22nd, 2008 12:54 AM
Neen I reproduce through fission, so I always carry protection.
Dec 22nd, 2008 12:43 AM
Fathom Zero Yeah, there at least a few crossdressing people on here and I don't know what I am and don't care to find out, so meh. I feel incredibly asexual. I guess it's a non-feeling, though.

Maybe it just that angstiness.
Dec 22nd, 2008 12:20 AM
Tadao One time when I was very young and heart broken I put me ex's letters in a metal bowl and lit them on fire in my room. The smoke was bad The funny part was when I found out the metal bowl melted the carpet below and I had to cut the bowl out with an exato knife.
Dec 22nd, 2008 12:13 AM
Big McLargehuge i found defacing old letters to be soothing
Dec 21st, 2008 10:18 PM
executioneer well he doesnt post here anymore but mew was openly gay i thought

EDIT: OH WHOOPS HE JUST POSTED N/M
Dec 21st, 2008 09:52 PM
kahljorn IM OPENLY THINGS
Dec 21st, 2008 08:26 PM
Hugh_Bristic Agreed. I resisted for a long time because she was so young but eventually my dumb heart beat out my smart brain and I said okay. You should have seen it, though - we were amazing together, and I was content. But it didn't work out. Eventually, I'll be better and ready to get back into the game. (Not saying I'm anywhere near that, now, but I figure if she wasn't "the one," then maybe there's someone better suited for me in the future... who will be grown and firmly planted like an oak tree.)

On a different note - why am I the only openly gay one on this site? No offense but um... well, look at you guys...*







*Joke! Ba-zing!
Dec 21st, 2008 07:13 PM
Perndog Well, yeah. Warning lights go on as soon as I hear "19-year-old". I rarely expect anyone under 22 (and even that's being generous) to be on firm ground as far as emotional competence and self-awareness go. This is probably even worse for homosexuals because gay teenagers tend to have an extra layer of angst to get over beyond the regular crap.
Dec 21st, 2008 05:08 PM
Hugh_Bristic A while back, man. It was going pretty effin' well until I made two major mistakes: I fell too deeply for a 19-year-old who... wait for it... decided, quite unexpectedly, she wasn't gay but confused and said "I don't know how to do this. I don't know how to be gay." So, it hurts (a lot) but I'm trying to be understanding 'n shit. I still hold out hope for Natalie Portman, Elizabeth Hurley, Penelope Cruz and Monica Bellucci to convert...
Dec 20th, 2008 08:37 PM
sspadowsky Hugh, when did you switch teams?
Dec 20th, 2008 07:20 PM
Perndog I met a really slutty Mormon girl once. She said it was ok because she only made out and gave handjobs. Of course then she started screwing random guys two months after I met her, so that obviously failed.

Beware slippery slopes!
Dec 20th, 2008 03:40 AM
pac-man
Dec 20th, 2008 02:36 AM
Neen What's a Mormon
Dec 20th, 2008 01:39 AM
pac-man Hmmm..... :scratchchin
Dec 20th, 2008 01:38 AM
Fathom Zero Some would say yes... others no.
Dec 20th, 2008 01:34 AM
pac-man Is that a sexy Texan?
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