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Jan 15th, 2006 08:28 PM
xbxDaniel I forgot to mention, but I called the cops today. They apparently have sundays off around here now.
Jan 15th, 2006 08:26 PM
MetalMilitia

You totally have whats comming to you![/i]
Jan 15th, 2006 08:23 PM
xbxDaniel I broke up with her.
Jan 15th, 2006 08:16 PM
MetalMilitia How exactly did you scorn this girl? Im sure you said but I cant be arsed to look through the whole thread to find out.
Jan 15th, 2006 08:12 PM
xbxDaniel At my school you can rent a locker for two dollars per semester. They're shitty, but better than taking my crap home every night.

Another e-mail today.

"Stay Away"
Quote:
Don't ever come to school again if you want to keep your dick!

FUCK YOU
I'm sensing a pattern.
Jan 15th, 2006 05:19 PM
CosmoToad Some elementary schools have lockers,sadie :/
Jan 15th, 2006 02:09 PM
sadie
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Originally Posted by xbxMCj
Well, I haven't checked my locker since the new semester
are you in high school?
Jan 15th, 2006 01:31 PM
CosmoToad Youre in a serious situation here.
Jan 14th, 2006 08:12 PM
xbxDaniel Well, I haven't checked my locker since the new semester, and I threw away the other ones because they were trash. Now, I may have to start saving them.

The subject line read Fuk U!
Quote:
FUK U!
Jan 14th, 2006 01:15 AM
Chojin With the new law passed, you could get them up to 2 years in prison each!

And yes, these are hilarious :< Why didn't you think to save the handwritten ones? If I got handwritten death threats, I'd totally frame them.
Jan 13th, 2006 09:14 PM
xbxDaniel I'm guessing I'll get a hold of the authorities this weekend. I don't think they're that serious, just more threats on the internet.
Jan 13th, 2006 05:46 PM
kahljorn They're going to fall down from behind you, let's hope they fall on their faces.

She's so over you her friends are pestering you
Jan 13th, 2006 05:28 PM
ziggytrix Yeah, they seem stupid/delusional enough to actually follow through on these threats. I'd let some authority know, so that your parents will have someone to sue when your situation is ignored and you get murdered.
Jan 13th, 2006 02:22 PM
xbxDaniel
Quote:
I will slowly eat your heart and and leave you alive while I do it, your brain will becom 1 wit my stomac, and you shal slwly be degested in my stomak because you shall suffer. Hannibal Lector ain't got NUNTHIN on me!!

NUNTHIN
Should I be afraid of these people?
Jan 11th, 2006 07:50 PM
Emu I hope those are real. Keep 'em comin'.
Jan 11th, 2006 07:07 PM
xbxDaniel I've got to wait for another handmade letter to post, trash ran the other day and I didn't get the notes out in time. No worries, because they found my e-mail address now.



An excerpt:
How dare you think you can do this to anybody! You deserve to burn forever for these atrocities. How dare you! If you think this will ever end YOU"RE WRONG!!!! DON"T EVER FORGET THIS!!! WE WILL FALL DOWN FROM BEHIND YOU AND DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU BELIEVE IS PRECIOUS!!! LYNSEA IS OVER YOU AND YOU'VE LOST OUT! IF I EVER SEE YOU I WILL USE MY JUJITSU ON YOU!!! YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME!!! I SHALL DESTROY YOU!!!
Jan 10th, 2006 04:55 PM
jin You are an okay dude ;o
Jan 10th, 2006 12:58 PM
maggiekarp Well that's good
Jan 10th, 2006 07:39 AM
glowbelly maggie, i was being nice
Jan 9th, 2006 11:31 PM
Jixby Phillips you should stop hanging out with stupid people
Jan 9th, 2006 11:12 PM
maggiekarp Does other forums mean I should post in as many forums as I can to spread my greatness, or other forums as in forums that you don't frequent?

Curse you, English, with your double meanings and sarcasm
Jan 9th, 2006 11:08 PM
glowbelly i like when you post in other forums, maggie.

just sayin.
Jan 9th, 2006 11:06 PM
maggiekarp They'll go all Super Saiyan in public and embarrass you to death
Jan 9th, 2006 11:04 PM
Emu They'll try to kill you with witchcraft and ki blasts.
Jan 9th, 2006 10:12 PM
maggiekarp How serious could they be if they draw little anime dudes on their death threats?

Looks like we'll have to see the scan to tell if you should go with restraining order or just say "Haha fags" and let it blow over.
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