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Jan 18th, 2006 06:12 PM
ScruU2wice actually everyone did 8 days ago, douscheface
Jan 18th, 2006 04:07 PM
mozz 3rd 4th and 5th are good. Now stfu.
Jan 10th, 2006 08:54 PM
S.I.D.S. I like dali
that cat was crazy
Jan 7th, 2006 10:43 PM
sadie (sic)
Jan 7th, 2006 09:51 PM
Emu teehee. :D
Jan 7th, 2006 09:42 PM
Kitten Wow, praise from Caesar.
(Or at least someone who actually works for the site)
Jan 7th, 2006 06:37 PM
Chojin haha

you're all right, kid.
Jan 7th, 2006 06:07 PM
Kitten Sorry, it was 3AM.
Jan 6th, 2006 09:06 PM
executioneer i'm sorry but you are just plain TOO ANGRY for this message board kitten
Jan 5th, 2006 10:49 PM
Kitten Ushnor, first of all, please at least read your posts before putting them up. The typos are painfully obvious. Secondly, the fact that it's 3AM is not an excuse to act like an ignorant, self-aggrandizing prick.

By the way, Van Gogh did not paint "Starry Night" for the purpose of "scamming pepople (sic)." In fact, Van Gogh sold only one of his paintings in his entire life, for a paltry sum. "Starry Night" was painted in an insane asylum. It did not become famous because Van Gogh painted it, because Van Gogh died a totally unknown pauper. The painting became famous because there was and is a general consensus among art experts that it is an excellent painting.

Please, try to be a little more intelligent with your next post.
Jan 4th, 2006 07:42 AM
mozz
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Originally Posted by Ushnor
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Fugo
It's amusing how frequent people try that one out in order to look smart and believe they have conquered the aspects of art they know nothing about.
I was angry and tired. And I sure as hell knew it wouldn't make me look smart


EDIT: I was angry becaus ethis talentless hacks are scamming pepople. I'm mad because people are saying thorwing paint on a canvis is art.
People buy what they want to buy?
Nov 29th, 2005 01:29 AM
maggiekarp What doesn't look like a bong?
Nov 29th, 2005 01:11 AM
Marc Summers Because his parents neglected him until he was able to shave at age 15 :/
Nov 28th, 2005 08:53 PM
Chojin Okay, look. Why do you have to be so outrageous and offensive with every post?
Nov 28th, 2005 08:47 PM
Jeff The Ninja
Re: Modern Art
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Originally Posted by Ushnor
I'm going to have a little rant about the lowest form of art: Modern Art

That's right, the great form of "art" where you can super-glue a piece of dog shit to a plank and have pseudo-intellects buy it for millions because it makes them feel deep.

Well, maybe I'm being too harsh. Lets look at some modern art and judge it firsthand.

(All images from moma.org)
First one up

WOW! It’s a watering can. That must have been so hard! The artist had to do all that work, like driving to buy it at Wal-Mart.
J/K! I know that he didn't buy it at Wal-Mart. Walmart would never sell a watering can with a useless handle like that. Well, at least it makes you feel deep emotions or at least entertains you! Oh wait, no it doesn't.
Doesnt that watering can look like a Bong?
Nov 28th, 2005 04:15 PM
Mr. Fugo You should stop editing your posts at three AM
Nov 28th, 2005 09:15 AM
Rosenstern The fact that it can't be defined is kind of what I was trying to say. It's really an anomaly of of our language.
Nov 28th, 2005 12:09 AM
King Hadas Man you guys just dont get it, art is what's inside your soul, you can't define it with words or thoughts but only with your spirit my brother, that's real art.
Nov 27th, 2005 11:07 PM
Ushnor
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Fugo
It's amusing how frequent people try that one out in order to look smart and believe they have conquered the aspects of art they know nothing about.
I was angry and tired. And I sure as hell knew it wouldn't make me look smart


EDIT: I was angry becaus ethis talentless hacks are scamming pepople. I'm mad because people are saying thorwing paint on a canvis is art.
Nov 27th, 2005 10:52 PM
GADZOOKS This game is for Whites Only, black dude.
Nov 27th, 2005 10:38 PM
CrazyBlackDude
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Originally Posted by glowbelly
ushnor. let's play a what do you like better game, k? that way we can all figure out just what kind of art that you do like and we will all be happy. ok. ok.

first. pick the painting you like best:



OR
I wanna play! I like the second one more!
Nov 27th, 2005 07:00 PM
Rosenstern
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Originally Posted by maggiekarp
I'm still trying to find out what real art is
Somebody please correct me if I'm wrong here.

The word "art" comes from the Latin word "ars", meaning skill. Back then, anything from painting to plowing was art. I assume our word "skill", comes from some other language. Our connotation of the word art eventually and accidently went to mean specifically fine art. So, really, in the purest form of the word, all skills are artful. Even buttplug-making.

And Ushnor, you try building a good-looking electric fan!
Nov 27th, 2005 06:45 PM
maggiekarp My mom keeps telling me that art is anything people will buy, like Andy Warhol's soup can stuff. The reason nobody really bought Van Gogh's work while he was alive was because it wasn't art, his life was the art.

(Of course, see keeps telling me that so I'll rip off that damned Happy Bunny crap and get millions of dollars )

I told a friend of mine that and he said "What about buttplugs? People buy those. Are they art?"

But that was before I saw handmade glass buttplugs, or the ridiculously large ones on the internet

I'm still trying to find out what real art is
Nov 27th, 2005 03:56 PM
Mr. Fugo It's amusing how frequent people try that one out in order to look smart and believe they have conquered the aspects of art they know nothing about.
Nov 27th, 2005 03:20 PM
Rez honestly i like the texture of the first one a lot more
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