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Dec 10th, 2005 07:02 PM
Slinky Ferret I'm sure you'll be fine. Just don't get a credit card.
Dec 10th, 2005 04:21 AM
SUFFER figure out how much everything else is going to cost first , then you can calculate how much you need for food , and also be sure to have money left over "in case of emergency"
and if your not spending money on drugs or doing them then it should be a whole lot easier to figure out where it is your money does go
Dec 10th, 2005 12:06 AM
Seven Force Thanks Lotida!
Dec 10th, 2005 12:05 AM
Lotida Good Luck Seven Force!
Dec 9th, 2005 11:54 PM
Seven Force Thanks for all your helpful replies. I really appreciate it. That's why I love this place. I should mention that i'll be by my lonesome with no pesky roommates, so i'll have the run of the house, as well as any/all expenses.

Can anyone give me an idea on how much to spend TOPS on food? I think I could live off of Top Ramen or Campbells until things get better, and all these other foods mentioned sound pretty pricey too. I've haven't had fast food in a long time, and I plan on not breaking that record anytime soon. No drinks necessary, I love water.

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Originally Posted by KevinTheOmnivore
And Asian women will only break your heart and put you in therapy. So stay away from them, too.

Never.

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Originally Posted by glowbelly
always ask your babysitter to do the dishes
This is actually good to know.

What's with all the posts about spending my money on drugs? I don't know about the WACKY lifestyle you all lead, but i'm clean and sober.

And Dr. Fu, you really need to stop posting.
Dec 9th, 2005 04:53 PM
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Dec 9th, 2005 02:23 PM
Slinky Ferret Oh boy where to start.

1. Do not move out if you are already in debt!!!

2. Do not move in with your best friend, or someone you cannot communicate well with, it can have disasterous effects.

3. As others have said, don't get an expensive internet/phone/tv package. You do not need it!

4. Learn how to cook simple meals such as omelettes (you might call them tortillas), pasta dishes, jacket potatos, stir fries, curries and perhaps a roast dinner or two - for impressing people (ask your mum she should be able to help).

5. Do not move in with anyone that you love or care for, you will end up hating them.

6. Independance can be a little disapointing after a few weeks of staying up to 4am (just because you can), sometimes its very lonely. Keep your friends close and don't be afraid to invite your parents round from time to time. This has added bonuses of your mum cleaning and cooking for you and your dad slipping you extra cash.

7. Last but not least, invest in a good saucepan, frying pan, plate, scales, knife and fork and cooking utensils. Practice cooking especially basics like rice and potatos before you go. Jacket Potatos are good comfort food.

I nearly forgot. Takeaways are extremely expensive and they soon add up. Laziness with cooking results in laziness in other areas of your life. Cooking is a good stress reliever. Also take books and torches for when your electricity runs out. Also don't forget to change your sheets. Have at least 2 of everything so you can wash one lot of bedding while you use the other. I may remember more later...
Dec 9th, 2005 02:12 PM
sadie watch out. it's the pizza police.
Dec 9th, 2005 01:54 PM
the_dudefather pizza belongs in a triangle
Dec 9th, 2005 12:55 PM
Dr. Fu
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Originally Posted by Chojin
Dr. Fu, where did you get that delightful signature.
i can do it













i can do it nine times
Dec 9th, 2005 12:45 PM
Emu imageshack.us apparently
Dec 9th, 2005 12:39 PM
Chojin Dr. Fu, where did you get that delightful signature.
Dec 9th, 2005 12:29 PM
Dr. Fu Your parents are going to join the Federal Witness Protection Program. You will never hear from them again.
Dec 9th, 2005 11:29 AM
ziggytrix
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Originally Posted by SUFFER
get a job that pays under the table
DON'T do this. I work with a guy who did that, and when the IRS finally caught up to him he was pretty much fucked for several years.
Dec 9th, 2005 03:22 AM
Mr. Fugo
Dec 9th, 2005 03:17 AM
The Retro Kat THAT SKULL IS SMOKING A CIGARETTE, WHAT A BADASS!
Dec 9th, 2005 02:24 AM
SUFFER get a job that pays under the table , don't always eat out , figure out a way to get other people to buy you beer
or you can just marry an old dude and scare the shit out of him so he has a heart attack
just make sure he puts everything in your name
and remember its ok to spend all your money on pot if your going
to sell it for profit .
other then that learn to shop for bargains
Dec 8th, 2005 09:16 PM
Marc Summers I get a student discount at this supermarket i go to (like 5% off or something), so I usually buy like a pound of chicken a week or so, plus veggies (under $1/lb for most), and bananas are like 30 cents a pound, and then there's like milk, bread, oj, whatever so if you plan out what you'll be eating then it should be ok. I usually end up spending around 10-20 bucks a week on food :/
Dec 8th, 2005 05:55 PM
the_dudefather learn to love no frills value groceries,
Dec 8th, 2005 05:39 PM
sadie
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Originally Posted by glowbelly
shi-crap-


don't fall into the credit card trap, regardless of how enticing it may seem. budgeting, i agree, is crucial. if you don't have the money for something, don't buy it. plan for expenditures.

and regardless of how much you end up hating your job, don't quit until you have one to replace it. and don't rely on your band's jobs to pay the bills.

and don't move in with anyone you want to remain friends-forever with.
Dec 8th, 2005 04:07 PM
mburbank Don't listen to him! I fucked a Foreman Grill once and it was AWFUL! I'm still peeling.
Dec 8th, 2005 04:03 PM
ziggytrix fuck the Foreman grill, beg someone to buy you a Cuisinart one as a housewarming gift - it's so much easier to clean up, with the removable griddle/grill and you can cook anything on it - it's awesome.
Dec 8th, 2005 04:02 PM
mburbank 1.) Your parents are going to move and not leave a forwarding adress.

2.) It's all downhill from here. How fast you go depends on you. Sometimes. Other times it's all about who's ever pushing you.

3.) We all die one day.

4.) Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

5.) Prison is even worse than you've heard.
Dec 8th, 2005 03:40 PM
Supafly345 Gearge forman grill and frozen meat. Lasts forever and is always nutritious. 10 minute meals with canned mushrooms.
Dec 8th, 2005 03:28 PM
KevinTheOmnivore And Asian women will only break your heart and put you in therapy. So stay away from them, too.

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