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Nov 11th, 2006 03:04 AM | ||
GeneticRevolution | Guys, unless you’re getting laid, romance is gay. | |
Oct 28th, 2006 03:05 PM | ||
Gurlugon | i've been told i'm romantic | |
Oct 28th, 2006 02:46 AM | ||
Yggdrasill |
Gays think romance is... well gay. Am I right fellating fellas? |
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Oct 27th, 2006 08:57 PM | ||
kahljorn | i spend 16 hours a day with my girlfriend sometimes more depending on the worksituation. | |
Oct 27th, 2006 05:11 PM | ||
RectalWart | It's been a long dry spell. | |
Oct 27th, 2006 04:08 PM | ||
FartinMowler |
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Oct 27th, 2006 02:31 PM | ||
RectalWart | I took my girl to see Dr Zhivago, then to a romantic candlelit Italian dinner, where I presented her with a dozen roses that I'd had delivered to the restaurant earlier. I paid the violin player to play for her, and I toasted her eyes with champagne. Then we went back to her place. I gave her a sensual massage with rose scented oil, and stroked her to 3 orgasms before I climbed on and slammed it home. I came on her tits, slapped her, cleaned off on her silk sheets, and then got dressed and went home to watch Sports Center. I still can't figure out why she won't return my calls.... | |
Sep 20th, 2006 03:12 PM | ||
GADZOOKS | I have a quarter to a girl who was short on change for her train fare. Then I gave her some tips about eating on the train! | |
Sep 20th, 2006 11:51 AM | ||
WhiteRat | Well, I never! | |
Sep 19th, 2006 02:34 PM | ||
The One and Only... | No thanks. | |
Sep 19th, 2006 07:10 AM | ||
WhiteRat |
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Sep 18th, 2006 11:52 PM | ||
Jixby Phillips | I've done some stuff i forget them though, sorry *sigh* | |
Sep 18th, 2006 11:34 PM | ||
ziggytrix |
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me, i bout fell down laughing when i read that. treasure your forum heels. i-mockery wouldn't be the same without them. |
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Sep 18th, 2006 04:34 PM | ||
executioneer | by stroking your ego, right | |
Sep 18th, 2006 04:29 PM | ||
The One and Only... |
Eh. I never talk about that either. Though my luck really isn't changing. I'm looking for someone to stimulate my soul. |
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Sep 18th, 2006 02:36 PM | ||
RaNkeri |
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Sep 18th, 2006 01:31 PM | ||
Dole | got married | |
Sep 18th, 2006 11:53 AM | ||
Chojin | i hope your name becomes ironic | |
Sep 18th, 2006 11:42 AM | ||
Alive |
Hailing a cab on 6th avenue at 10:45 p.m out in the rain, after spending $365.00 on your "date".. Priceless. Being romantic is expensive, so whats in your wallet?? Visa, its everywhere you want -and dont want to be.. Now thats a commercial i would like to see. |
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Sep 18th, 2006 09:37 AM | ||
WhiteRat |
I'm not an expert in the romance department, but I think i've got the gist of it down. One time I took one lucky lady to the local Burger King where I treated her to a couple of Rodeo Burgers, with the waters on me. We had Adult Video News award worthy sex right there in the booth! I was the envy of the entire school. |
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Sep 18th, 2006 07:51 AM | ||
FartinMowler |
I'm constantly seeking unrequited loves. Why? I'll never know. Though my luck may be changing. I hope, at least. Quote:
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Sep 17th, 2006 09:13 PM | ||
DuFresne | yeah, most girls find anarchist propaganda pretty boring. | |
Sep 17th, 2006 09:10 PM | ||
Juttin |
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Sep 17th, 2006 09:05 PM | ||
Supafly345 | Ugh | |
Sep 17th, 2006 08:51 PM | ||
The One and Only... | I'm constantly seeking unrequited loves. Why? I'll never know. Though my luck may be changing. I hope, at least. | |
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