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Nov 11th, 2006 03:04 AM
GeneticRevolution Guys, unless you’re getting laid, romance is gay.
Oct 28th, 2006 03:05 PM
Gurlugon i've been told i'm romantic
Oct 28th, 2006 02:46 AM
Yggdrasill Gays think romance is... well gay.

Am I right fellating fellas?
Oct 27th, 2006 08:57 PM
kahljorn i spend 16 hours a day with my girlfriend sometimes more depending on the worksituation.
Oct 27th, 2006 05:11 PM
RectalWart It's been a long dry spell.
Oct 27th, 2006 04:08 PM
FartinMowler
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I took my girl to see Dr Zhivago
You havn't taken a girl out since 1965? :/
Oct 27th, 2006 02:31 PM
RectalWart I took my girl to see Dr Zhivago, then to a romantic candlelit Italian dinner, where I presented her with a dozen roses that I'd had delivered to the restaurant earlier. I paid the violin player to play for her, and I toasted her eyes with champagne. Then we went back to her place. I gave her a sensual massage with rose scented oil, and stroked her to 3 orgasms before I climbed on and slammed it home. I came on her tits, slapped her, cleaned off on her silk sheets, and then got dressed and went home to watch Sports Center. I still can't figure out why she won't return my calls....
Sep 20th, 2006 03:12 PM
GADZOOKS I have a quarter to a girl who was short on change for her train fare. Then I gave her some tips about eating on the train!
Sep 20th, 2006 11:51 AM
WhiteRat Well, I never!
Sep 19th, 2006 02:34 PM
The One and Only... No thanks.
Sep 19th, 2006 07:10 AM
WhiteRat
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Originally Posted by The One and Only...
Eh. I never talk about that either. Though my luck really isn't changing.

I'm looking for someone to stimulate my soul.
Just start smoking meth. You'll break out with horrible acne and your teeth will rot but you'll get all the stimulation that you can handle.
Sep 18th, 2006 11:52 PM
Jixby Phillips I've done some stuff i forget them though, sorry *sigh*
Sep 18th, 2006 11:34 PM
ziggytrix
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Originally Posted by Supafly345
Ugh
man, that is just NOT the right attitude.

me, i bout fell down laughing when i read that.

treasure your forum heels. i-mockery wouldn't be the same without them.
Sep 18th, 2006 04:34 PM
executioneer by stroking your ego, right
Sep 18th, 2006 04:29 PM
The One and Only... Eh. I never talk about that either. Though my luck really isn't changing.

I'm looking for someone to stimulate my soul.
Sep 18th, 2006 02:36 PM
RaNkeri
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Originally Posted by DuFresne
yeah, most girls find anarchist propaganda pretty boring.
Best sentence ever said on these forums
Sep 18th, 2006 01:31 PM
Dole got married
Sep 18th, 2006 11:53 AM
Chojin i hope your name becomes ironic
Sep 18th, 2006 11:42 AM
Alive Hailing a cab on 6th avenue at 10:45 p.m out in the rain, after spending $365.00 on your "date".. Priceless.

Being romantic is expensive, so whats in your wallet??

Visa, its everywhere you want -and dont want to be..

Now thats a commercial i would like to see.
Sep 18th, 2006 09:37 AM
WhiteRat I'm not an expert in the romance department, but I think i've got the gist of it down.

One time I took one lucky lady to the local Burger King where I treated her to a couple of Rodeo Burgers, with the waters on me.

We had Adult Video News award worthy sex right there in the booth! I was the envy of the entire school.
Sep 18th, 2006 07:51 AM
FartinMowler I'm constantly seeking unrequited loves. Why? I'll never know. Though my luck may be changing. I hope, at least.
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I doubt that :/







I buy my wife flowers once in a while and buy her lunch
Sep 17th, 2006 09:13 PM
DuFresne yeah, most girls find anarchist propaganda pretty boring.
Sep 17th, 2006 09:10 PM
Juttin
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Originally Posted by Supafly345
Ugh
Sep 17th, 2006 09:05 PM
Supafly345 Ugh
Sep 17th, 2006 08:51 PM
The One and Only... I'm constantly seeking unrequited loves. Why? I'll never know. Though my luck may be changing. I hope, at least.
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