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Dec 5th, 2010 01:53 PM
Kitsa btw, don't bother with Tim Horton's seasonal "candy cane" hot chocolate and donuts, it's just a regular chocolate donut with smashed peppermint candy stuck to the icing. The hot chocolate is their powdered stuff with something that tastes vaguely like toothpaste and more crushed candy on the foam.
Dec 5th, 2010 01:50 PM
Kitsa I've seen at least 6 types of candy "coal" for stockings, most chocolate and licorice. I've never gotten coal in my shoe/stocking, but I've always wondered about it when people do....like OHOHOHO YOU'VE BEEN BAD YOU BASTARD HERE'S CANDY THAT LOOKS LIKE COAL.

Meanwhile, I've got a paint-your-own-dreidel set and am looking for ideas. 4 days left!
Dec 5th, 2010 01:02 PM
Shadowdancer21b I would like to see something about the top Hallmark Christmas movie moments. Meaning moments you enjoyed, the nuggets of goodness in the steaming pile of lazy writing and schmaltz.
Dec 3rd, 2010 02:25 PM
Kitsa It was a pretty purse. It was a Vera Bradley.
Dec 3rd, 2010 12:03 PM
dunn8392
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I went to a holiday party today. It was outdoors and I was sitting by SPAMBOTS EDIT THINGS A guy came over, gave me this weird intense look, and put his hand directly into the flames, staring at me. He held it there for like a minute and a half and walked off.

Also, later he came and handed my daughter a tissue from his purse.

I'm a little confused.
Whoa. That is really intense.
Dec 3rd, 2010 09:25 AM
Pentegarn
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I went to a holiday party today. It was outdoors and I was sitting by one of those little tabletop fireplaces. A guy came over, gave me this weird intense look, and put his hand directly into the flames, staring at me. He held it there for like a minute and a half and walked off.

Also, later he came and handed my daughter a tissue from his purse.

I'm a little confused.
It's ok, at the end of the party, Riggs kicked his ass
Dec 2nd, 2010 09:53 PM
Sam TELL YOUR DAUGHTER I WANT MY TISSUE BACK.
Dec 2nd, 2010 09:12 PM
executioneer sounds like a serial killer
Dec 2nd, 2010 08:57 PM
Kitsa I went to a holiday party today. It was outdoors and I was sitting by one of those little tabletop fireplaces. A guy came over, gave me this weird intense look, and put his hand directly into the flames, staring at me. He held it there for like a minute and a half and walked off.

Also, later he came and handed my daughter a tissue from his purse.

I'm a little confused.
Dec 2nd, 2010 07:50 PM
ChrisGlass How about crappy Xmas hats? I'm fine with normal Santa hats, but some go overboard with animatronic lights and antlers and shit.
Dec 2nd, 2010 10:53 AM
Dimnos Im with Zhukov. Fuck capitalism for making me actually spend money buying gifts for my loved ones. Maybe I wanted to keep it in a pillow case under my floorboards to assemble the worlds greatest dust collection. Sons of bitches I tell you.
Dec 2nd, 2010 08:50 AM
MarioRPG Awesomely, our first snowfall was December 1st.
Dec 2nd, 2010 06:34 AM
Pentegarn
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I'd like to see a (scathing) review of capitalisms iron fisted grip on children through the false meanings of Christmas, and how the system props itself up by desperately getting us to buy more and more mass produced rubbish we don't need every year.
Pinkos should love xmas though, Santa wears Red after all
Dec 2nd, 2010 02:32 AM
Ex Leper You're right, I'll save it. Its perfect for a new Christmas Eve tradition
Dec 2nd, 2010 02:03 AM
Mockery captain516 - Yeah, that's definitely something for Max to cover if he ever resurfaces again.

Zhukov - But I love the mass produced rubbish we don't need. Sure I could spend the money on something more worthwhile, but then my Christmas tree wouldn't have a badass Galaga arcade ornament dangling from one of the branches, now would it? Besides, I'd rather see the holidays be about gift giving than all the jebus crap.

bebop cola - Yeah that's some good cereal... haven't seen it yet, but the holidays wouldn't be complete without that cereal shredding the inside of my mouth.

Ex Leper - As much as I love Silent Night, Deadly Night, I gotta go with Ernest Saves Christmas simply because I'm a huge Jim Varney fan. Save Silent Night for later in the month.
Dec 1st, 2010 10:56 PM
bebop cola Earnest! HEY VERN
Dec 1st, 2010 09:27 PM
Ex Leper What movie should I watch first? Silent Night Deadly Night or Ernest Saves Christmas?
Dec 1st, 2010 09:18 PM
bebop cola I would kill for a box of Christmas Capn' Crunch
Dec 1st, 2010 08:37 PM
Kitsa Cap'n beat me to the Chanukah thing. There's some new dark chocolate gelt (the coins) on the market that aren't as godawful-waxy as the usual milk chocolate ones. The search for the old-time foil wrapped Maccabees continues

Mr. Kitsa chose a gift at random from the pile and got Star of David sprinkles, as he will not eat cupcakes or icing without sprinkles. The baby got a cloth menorah that you stick candles on with velcro. As usual, I got nothing.
Dec 1st, 2010 08:33 PM
Zhukov I'd like to see a (scathing) review of capitalisms iron fisted grip on children through the false meanings of Christmas, and how the system props itself up by desperately getting us to buy more and more mass produced rubbish we don't need every year.
Dec 1st, 2010 08:33 PM
captain516 Tonights the first night of Hannukah. Good night, Mr. Burbank, wherever you are.
Dec 1st, 2010 07:54 PM
Mockery
CHRISTMAS SEASON ON I-MOCKERY!

Christmas season has arrived and we've got the site all decked out once again. If you're not seeing the animated Christmas I-Mockery logo at the top of your screen, I suggest clearing your browser cache and hitting refresh.

Anyway, if there's any Christmas / holiday stuff in particular you guys would like to see us cover this season, please post your suggestions in this thread. Due to time constraints, we can't make any promises that we'll do articles based on your suggestions, but if it's something really good, we'll likely do a write-up of some sort sooner or later.


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