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| Oct 23rd, 2008 12:17 AM | ||
| Asila | NO | |
| Oct 23rd, 2008 12:16 AM | ||
| liquidstatik | ASILA CUT THAT POSTING RIGHT AFTER ME SHIT OUT | |
| Oct 23rd, 2008 12:16 AM | ||
| Asila | So that's what happened to it | |
| Oct 23rd, 2008 12:16 AM | ||
| liquidstatik |
TO GO INTO DETAIL ABOUT THE MY FIRST POST IN THIS THREAD, when me and my cousin we little we used to play house. it was a fun game that involved me and her locking my sister out of the room telling her she was the dog, while we made out because we were husband and wife. 
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| Oct 22nd, 2008 11:58 PM | ||
| Tadao | in the penis | |
| Oct 22nd, 2008 11:58 PM | ||
| Asila |
HAWT I got hit by a motorcycle once. |
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| Oct 22nd, 2008 11:57 PM | ||
| Dixie | My cousin and I played "pirate sword fight" with our penises. | |
| Oct 22nd, 2008 11:54 PM | ||
| Neen | Yeah, the most detrimental thing to a child's psyche is swearing. | |
| Oct 22nd, 2008 11:40 PM | ||
| ZeldaQueen |
When my brother and I were young, we used to play "dog show". What it consisted of was my brother crawling around on all fours as a dog and I'd be the owner, bringing him to the show. We never actually got to the show. But for a leash, I'd tie a piece of rope around his neck. My mom made me stop, although at the time I couldn't understand why it bothered her. When I was at a family reunion, I was playing with my second cousins (my cousin's children) and the one boy had this piece of lumber which he was kicking around. He kicked it and it hit me straight in the knee! Fortunately for their upbringing, I don't swear easily. |
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| Oct 22nd, 2008 11:22 PM | ||
| Neen |
DIDN'T PAY ATTENTION IN SCHOOL. 
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| Oct 22nd, 2008 10:37 PM | ||
| LordSappington |
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| Oct 22nd, 2008 10:09 PM | ||
| liquidstatik |
Oh man I'm no good at remembering things, but I'll try! One time me and a few friends were driving down some dirt roads drinkin and smokin, and the driver said he was too high and couldn't drive anymore, so his friend who had no license said he'd drive. We came to he end of the road, and you could either go left or right. He asks "Which way shouuld I go?" The kid that owned the car said left, and he went straight instead. And he didn't just creep straight, he gassed it. It was about 12ft rocky/boulder hill down into a ditch, and we crashed pretty hard. We had to get a ride back in the back of a truck. Oh yeah and the two kids were 16 and it was in the middle of the night in December. 
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| Oct 22nd, 2008 10:06 PM | ||
| liquidstatik |
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| Oct 22nd, 2008 04:59 PM | ||
| MattJack |
Another time I was absolutely baked out of my mind and driving with some friends of mine. I was driving down the highway doing about 80mph and I noticed that the road just dropped off. At first I was just trying to tell myself that it couldn't do that and that I was just too high for my own good. Well as I got closer I could see that the highway seriously just dropped off. My mind started racing on what I should do, but I didn't just want to stop in the highway. I kept telling myself I was just tripping. Right when I got to the drop off I slammed the brakes and let out a scream. It wasn't just any scream. It was a yell/scream that you will make right before you know you're going to die. I knew I was dead and there wasn't a damn thing I could do. Turns out it was just a big shadow from an exit sign above the highway. |
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| Oct 22nd, 2008 04:53 PM | ||
| MattJack |
When I was 16 I had an old Scream mask from Halloween some years earlier. One of my little brothers was absolutely terrified of the thing. One night we were horsing around and I ran to the back of our parents house where all the lights were turned off. I was hiding and planning on jumping out to scare him/smack him in the face when he got no close enough. Well as it turns out that Scream mask was sitting by me, so I just put it on to help my cause. When he got close enough I jumped out of the darkness with the mask on. His face lit up and he screamed in absolute horror. He began running in place like Fred Flinstone. Once he got some traction he turned around and bolted as fast as he could. Problem was there was a wall behind him, and he just ran face first into it. It dazed him pretty bad. I had to take off the mask and calm him down. That s*it was funny. |
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| Oct 22nd, 2008 04:14 PM | ||
| The Leader | You should have put it in your mouth instead. | |
| Oct 22nd, 2008 12:17 AM | ||
| LordSappington | Yesterday I took an artillery shell (those fireworks that shoot out of the tube and explode) and removed the colorful part, took the the explosive and wrapped it in ace bandage reaaaal tight, kit it and threw it into a bee nest, then GTFO'd. I don't think I've ever run faster; those bees were rightfully PISSED. | |
| Oct 21st, 2008 02:54 PM | ||
| McClain |
My brother and I told our little sister that the little circular wooden bead dangling at the end of a ceiling-fan pull-chain was a piece of chocolate. We set her on top of the dining room table and watched as she swallowed it whole. Then began to choke - while it was still attached to the chain. Her arms were flailing everywhere and we were in shock. She was kicking and throwing her arms so we couldn't pull her down... we ended up pushing the table out from under her and she fell to the ground. She cried and complained of a sore throat but we promised her candy if she kept her mouth shut. Looking back that's probably one of the funniest things I've ever done. |
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| Oct 21st, 2008 02:11 PM | ||
| AChimp |
I almost hanged my brother with a skipping rope from our clothesline. I was getting ready to kick the stool out from under him when my mom ran out of the house screaming at me to stop.
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| Oct 20th, 2008 04:15 PM | ||
| Zomboid |
THAT'S OUR TADAO
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| Oct 20th, 2008 04:00 PM | ||
| Kitsa |
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| Oct 20th, 2008 03:53 PM | ||
| Tadao | I'll need your boyfriends full name to check. | |
| Oct 20th, 2008 03:50 PM | ||
| Kitsa | that depends, are you my boyfriend's nephew? | |
| Oct 20th, 2008 03:04 PM | ||
| Tadao | Is this kid me? | |
| Oct 20th, 2008 01:38 PM | ||
| Kitsa | I don't know that he got more than a couple of sips, but he's the kind of kid who growls and headbutts under normal circumstances. | |
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