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Feb 26th, 2004 09:49 AM
Zhukov
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Taxes will no longer exist!
That one will happen, one day...
Feb 25th, 2004 11:21 PM
MEATMAN YAY!
Feb 25th, 2004 12:51 PM
sspadowsky Meatman will still be a fucking tool.
Feb 25th, 2004 11:16 AM
MEATMAN Bush will get reelected!
OPEC will stop screwing us over!
Minorities will stop complaining!
Welfare recipients will get a job!
ARA's will learn they can't win!
Ingrid Newkirk will admit she's a lying asshat!
Dubya will raise his I.Q. to 4!
Osama will turn himself over!
I will discover a satchel of money outside my door!
We'll have flying cars!
...and pigs!
Computers will think like we do!
...and complain about their jobs!
Women will learn there is no glass ceiling!
The oceans will boil over!
The moon will explode!
We'll learn telepathy!
We'll exceed the speed of light!
...and send someone to Mars!
...and learn we are NOT alone!
This site will be updated more often than once a week!
Stoppa will show us his actual picture!
...and it turns out he IS what he says!
We'll dig through the earth!
...and finally find Waldo!
We'll clone Einstein!
...and he'll turn out to be a hippie!
I will get serious questions on my threads!
Congress will give all of their money away!
...and retire!
Taxes will no longer exist!

And most unlikely of all...

Vinth will get the point!
Feb 25th, 2004 09:36 AM
mburbank For one of us, certainly. Until November you're being and idiot. Unless, like Pat Robertson, you believe God almighty has personally annointed W.
Feb 24th, 2004 10:12 PM
Ronnie Raygun This thread is going to be fun come Nov.
Feb 23rd, 2004 11:34 PM
Pee Wee Herman Bush is America's best and brightest!
Feb 23rd, 2004 10:18 PM
Rez KERRY IS TOAST

Feb 13th, 2004 12:04 PM
ShanghaiOrange That's a beautiful poem.
Feb 13th, 2004 11:25 AM
Zhukov Thatcher is invincible!
Poll tax is good!
Privatize water!
That's not my bike!
Feb 13th, 2004 10:58 AM
mburbank
The official**COUNTING UNHATCHED CHICKENS**thread!

Bush is invulnerable!
Iraq has WMD!
Dean is the frontrunner!
We found the WMD!
Hillary is running for President!
We know exactly where the WMD are!
Kerry is Toast!
There's no doubt about the WMD!
David Kay is going to turn up some suprises!
We found the WMD!
We found the WMD!
We found mobile chemical weapons labs!
We found the WMD!
Chenney is an asset!
Bush is invulnerable!

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