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| Oct 28th, 2003 08:38 AM | |||
| the_dudefather |
oh god i saw it and it sucks. spoliers ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ its great when you can predict the outcome of the movie by looking at the fucking poster. i took one look and said "she survives" after the movie, who survived, why the 'brown haired girl with high morals/ shy personality' of course. is hollywood taking the piss? virtualy EVERY horror movie survivor is the 'brown haired girl with high morals/ shy personality'. if you ever find yourself in a horror movie, grab a bottle of brown hair dye and start telling everyone how bad alcohol is for your health. you will be indestructable. anyways... i missed the creepy old dead/alive grandpa from the original. and the lamps made out of the skin from someones head. also, the director thought that the main characters boobs were not big enough so they had a lot of scenes with water. ugggghhh.. rant over p.s: anyone else like the XTREME lighting effects in the forest |
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| Oct 27th, 2003 02:50 PM | |||
| Ninjavenom |
People keep sending me reviews for this! 
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| Oct 27th, 2003 02:28 PM | |||
| Snatchtastic |
. O.K a few things I liked and then Fucking hated about this movie, comparing it to the original which is still one of my favoite horror movies. ****************SPOILERS AHEAD******************** I was entertained with the chase sequences of Leatherface and all his Menacing goodness. The hitch-hiker in the begining being a victim instead of Leatherface's brother was an O.K change plus her suicide was nice and smokey. But what spoiled it for me was the added element of why Leatherface is a crazed killer, because he has a skin disease? WTF? I should have walked out when he took off his mask. WTF he looked like the Alligator Man from batman the animated series. So now Leatherface has a reason to kill people, because he was made fun of as a child for his deformed face. Not because he's just completely fucking insane. Oh shit I guess theres gotta be a reason for everything to bring clossure to movies. Although I did enjoy the Blair Witch style ending with the cops getting fucked up in the basement with the real time footage of Leatherface. But no chainsaw dance in the street for Leatherface this go round. 
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| Oct 21st, 2003 05:17 AM | |||
| the_dudefather |
(this is like the ninja debate in general blabber now). anyways, i havent seen the new TCM, but it looks crap, a but of young sexy drug dealers.....YEAH! now thats XTREME! is there a token black guy in it (who says stuff like "i say we find this mothafucka and blow his mothafuckin head of muthafucka)? i hope they dont fuck up dawn of the dead (which they will) |
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| Oct 21st, 2003 03:22 AM | |||
| executioneer |
pissed off salesman have you ever used a chainsaw  -willie |
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| Oct 20th, 2003 10:21 PM | |||
| Schimid |
It's fucking easy to start a chainsaw when it's attached to your arm. Maybe if you step on the chainsaw and hold it down, pull on the cord, and then pick it up...yeah.
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| Oct 20th, 2003 10:10 PM | |||
| Cap'n Crunch |
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| Oct 20th, 2003 09:58 PM | |||
| ShanghaiOrange | Yeah, maybe in Japan. | ||
| Oct 20th, 2003 08:15 PM | |||
| pissed off salesman | No Willie, chainsaws have a trigger you have to hold down while you pull on the rip-cord | ||
| Oct 20th, 2003 12:41 AM | |||
| executioneer |
you put the chainsaw on the ground and use your foot for leverage it's EASIER than starting it while holding it -willie |
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| Oct 19th, 2003 02:23 PM | |||
| Spectre X |
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EDIT: Fuckbeans. But it wasn't connected to his arm the first time, he held it in his left hand and pulled the chord with his teeth. |
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| Oct 19th, 2003 01:29 PM | |||
| Zhukov |
Drill sgt.s' are in the army, Full Metal Jacket was about marines! Drill Instructors! Urg! Thanks fo rthe heads up fellas, I was going to see this one. |
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| Oct 19th, 2003 01:13 PM | |||
| Ghost of Fraiser |
Yes, that's R. Lee Ermey. We went at the wrong time, there was security everywhere trying to snag kids trying to sneek into the movie, it could of been PG-13, there was barely at all any blood. |
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| Oct 19th, 2003 11:43 AM | |||
| starz |
Was the sherriff the drill sgt. in Full Metal Jacket? If so, his character never changes
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| Oct 19th, 2003 03:59 AM | |||
| Professor Cool |
Let's just say, they DIDN'T MAKE IT TO THE LYNARD SKYNARD CONCERT Whoops forgot to say "Spoilers", but for fucks sakes, do you really need the warning. Really, where the fuck did the plot go in that movie. My friend explained to me that remakes are supposed to be dead on exact, but for fucks sake, there were so many fucking extra characters, AND missing characters, it seemed the only thing they got somewhat right was the Hooks, and they fucking overdid the hooks too. And it wasn't even the same people. R. Lee Ermey parts were the only good parts. My girlfriend made this simple critic tagline: "The only Massacre there was the Massacre of a classic horror flick" At the chainsaw dance, i like to call that the VICTORY dance |
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| Oct 19th, 2003 03:35 AM | |||
| executioneer |
it's easy to start a chainsaw with one arm  -willie |
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| Oct 19th, 2003 03:07 AM | |||
| Mike P |
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Hm... Ash vs Leatherface... |
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| Oct 18th, 2003 11:19 PM | |||
| Rongi |
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| Oct 18th, 2003 11:14 PM | |||
| Schimid |
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| Oct 18th, 2003 11:06 PM | |||
| Cap'n Crunch |
It's okay, I made a hatefilled review. 
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| Oct 18th, 2003 11:03 PM | |||
| Rongi | After reading that review I am fucking convinced that people should be spayed from now on. | ||
| Oct 18th, 2003 10:08 PM | |||
| Ninjavenom |
You slap your fucking friend right in his mouth. Then you kick him in the kids. He doesn't deserve to watch movies. Or even have eyes. edit: Movie: "Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2003 " Year: 2003 Rated: R Genre: Horror Director: Marcus Nispel Writer: Scott Kosar Reviewer: Brian Plot: On a trip through Texas to Mexico, a group of teens pick up the survivor of a massacre that took place the night before. They detour from their trip to take the girl to the nearest town, where they meet the local sheriff who is hell bent on capturing the girl's attackers. He decides to use the kids as bait to lure the chainsaw wielding maniac Leatherface out from rural Texas so he can put an end to his grisly reign. Unfortunately things don't go as planned, and when the kids' van breaks down at an old slaughterhouse, they are hunted down one by one... Review: Awesome movie! this movie was surprisingly good. It was a great remake/Sequal it should have just been the 5th in the series. It fallowed some of the original but not much. Although it turn out to be its own great movie. The acting was very good. Jessica Biel and Erica Leerhsen were the only ones i had known of....the 3 guys were actors that werent very big. But they were all awesome. The movie i have to say was "Screwed" up as in sickly wrong. The movie was good thought. Go see it! its a great movie! The Cast Jessica Biel .... Erin Jonathan Tucker .... Morgan Erica Leerhsen .... Pepper Mike Vogel .... Andy Eric Balfour .... Kemper Andrew Bryniarski .... Thomas Hewitt (Leatherface) R. Lee Ermey .... Sheriff Hoyt Overall Rating: 10 FUCK
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| Oct 18th, 2003 07:36 PM | |||
| Cap'n Crunch |
I swear I was going to fucking walk out in the beginning when I heard her fucking singing.
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| Oct 18th, 2003 07:14 PM | |||
| pissed off salesman |
I saw this shitfest last night. Fuck, I wasted 7 dollars plus i go the displeasure of seeing a preview for the upcoming remake (ass-raping) of "Dawn Of The Dead". I swear this movie is a complete desecration of the 70's classic, worst of all no chainsaw dance, no siedow, and how the fuck can you start a chainsaw with only one hand. Worst of all my "friend" thought this movie was better than the original WTF? |
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| Oct 18th, 2003 06:54 PM | |||
| Cap'n Crunch |
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