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Jun 1st, 2009 11:49 AM
Womti remind me not to eat at any KFC you're around then
Jun 1st, 2009 01:42 AM
Tadao Yes, I am a chicken fucker, but it was the white half that's to blame.
May 31st, 2009 09:47 PM
TheBigMan045 For some people on the internet it had to be done, and i cbf'd typing a long winded explaination to something that can be simplified in under 50 words
May 31st, 2009 09:31 PM
DevilWearsPrada Saying a person caused any virus to be transferred to humans from animals is a retarded oversimplification
May 31st, 2009 09:02 PM
TheBigMan045 Any animal virus gets transferred to humans via sexual contact
eg swine flu=some dirty mexican fucked a pig
AIDS=some african fucked an ape
Bird Flu= a dirty asian rooted a chicken (Tadao?)
May 30th, 2009 10:55 PM
Kitsa I think history is a bit fuzzy on AIDS before the whole promiscuous-French-Canadian-Flight-Attendant thing.
May 30th, 2009 09:55 PM
The Leader IT'S TRUE! Wikipedia says so!
May 30th, 2009 09:50 PM
Tadao OMG YOU GUYS ARE NUTS! Please don't sustain any rumors on ******s and monkeys and AIDS.
May 30th, 2009 09:44 PM
The Leader
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Originally Posted by LordSappington View Post
I can't tell if you're serious or not (damn internet), but why would you contract AIDS ONLY from the brains, when it's a sexually transmitted dieseise in your bloodstream?
My understanding was that the way that humans first contracted AIDS was from eating monkey brains or something of that nature. Then the brain eaters did the horizontal momba and eventually... We lost Freddy.

But I'm not a doctor.
May 30th, 2009 03:56 PM
Tadao HIV can be transmitted through the blood. . You don't have to eat a Green Monkey or have sex with it to contract it.
May 30th, 2009 03:39 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost You know how if you kill certain bugs they give off a strong odor so the rest of its ilk will find you and then bug you too? I bet the same thing happens with aids and monkeys.
May 30th, 2009 12:46 PM
Kitsa not really...it all depends on the specific virus and what whatever part is contaminated with, I guess. I'm not in med school anymore so I resigned my authority.
May 30th, 2009 11:25 AM
10,000 Volt Ghost so it would only make sense to get aids from eating monkey brains....right?
May 30th, 2009 11:22 AM
Kitsa I think they get it from "meal" made from slaughter byproducts that include marrow and brains and stuff.

I'm not 100%, I haven't had to write a paper on it for...god, almost 8 years now.
May 30th, 2009 11:21 AM
10,000 Volt Ghost Don't cows get mad cow disease from eating other cows?
May 30th, 2009 11:10 AM
Kitsa I think that prions and certain viruses are the transmitted-by-brain stuff, but not ebola necessarily. I think you just need contact with blood or bodily fluids for that.
May 30th, 2009 01:33 AM
kahljorn dunno zoonotic diseases are weird.
May 30th, 2009 01:01 AM
LordSappington
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Isn't it just from their brains? I thought that it's ok if you only eat the rest of the monkey.
I can't tell if you're serious or not (damn internet), but why would you contract AIDS ONLY from the brains, when it's a sexually transmitted dieseise in your bloodstream?
May 30th, 2009 12:58 AM
kahljorn I don't know if it is from eating the brains but that is how i picture it in my head.
May 29th, 2009 11:42 PM
ZeldaQueen Hey, I used to pick Monkey Brains from trees when I was a kid!!!

I never knew I was cutting it so close!
May 29th, 2009 10:53 PM
The Leader Isn't it just from their brains? I thought that it's ok if you only eat the rest of the monkey.
May 29th, 2009 10:43 PM
kahljorn did you know that aids comes from eating monkeys?

poor monkeys..
May 29th, 2009 10:24 PM
TheBigMan045 not to mention ebola
May 29th, 2009 10:00 PM
ZeldaQueen
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Originally Posted by Tadao View Post
NOT ONLY AIDS BUT CANCER AND BLACK PEOPLE.
The black people fit into the out-of-Africa theory. I think.
May 29th, 2009 07:33 PM
Tadao
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Originally Posted by ZeldaQueen View Post
Geez! And didn't AIDS also come from Africa? It's like a variation of the out-of-Africa theory.
NOT ONLY AIDS BUT CANCER AND BLACK PEOPLE.
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