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Jan 25th, 2008 10:27 AM
Cosmo Electrolux if I were you, I'd take the link out of my sig.....just saying.
Jan 25th, 2008 08:56 AM
Great Mighty Poo Forget the ticks, have you ever tasted deer burger? So lean and tasty... Mmmmmhhh.
Jan 9th, 2008 08:53 PM
executioneer there was a half-tame deer at a campground i went to once that let people pet it and drank out of a cup if it was offered to it
Jan 9th, 2008 07:38 PM
Spruce Moose
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Originally Posted by Pentegarn View Post
I don't know what I would have done in your place. On one hand, deer are always cool and petting one would be conceptually great. On the other hand however, I hear they have ticks.
The kind of ticks that give you Lyme Disease, no less. Like they gave my dog. Luckily he just got early arthritis out of the deal, instead of his kidneys shutting down.
Jan 9th, 2008 03:28 PM
Tadao They can also break bones. I wouldn't pet it even though I love me some animals. I would let it smell me though. I guess I would risk pain to try to free it from barbwire or a trap, but I wouldn't risk pain to have a Disney moment.
Jan 9th, 2008 02:25 PM
Pentegarn I don't know what I would have done in your place. On one hand, deer are always cool and petting one would be conceptually great. On the other hand however, I hear they have ticks.
Jan 9th, 2008 12:53 PM
Mockery
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Originally Posted by mburbank View Post
Seriously though, you know that means you are the beastmaster, right?
I hated when one of the ferrets died in that movie and the other one cried for his lost friend.
Jan 9th, 2008 06:45 AM
TheBigMan045 Kinda had the same thing only i was swimming with a penguin

Random but awsome at the same time.
Jan 9th, 2008 01:55 AM
Fatacula Soon they will learn our language and mate with our women.
Jan 9th, 2008 12:54 AM
Neen These wild animals getting used to humans, especially ones as timid as deer, is not a good thing.
Jan 8th, 2008 11:58 PM
Tadao Good thing you weren't wearing Axe.
Jan 8th, 2008 11:57 PM
MattJack No. I just put on some Degree and I had a fresh pair of underwear on.

Strangest thing that has ever happened to me.
Jan 8th, 2008 10:54 PM
Tadao MattJack: I wondering, were you by chance carrying and food items in your pcket? Like an open granola bar, mixed nuts, 6 Dollar Burger? They can smell food from a long ways.
Jan 8th, 2008 10:49 PM
MattJack All I'm sayin' is, watch your back Ma-Ti!

Your days are numbered.
Jan 8th, 2008 10:19 PM
Spruce Moose
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Originally Posted by MattJack View Post

Are you implying that you had to use your "heart ring" powers? That's cheating.
Jan 8th, 2008 09:33 PM
Sethomas Surprisingly, I've never been hunting. At one point I was in the wilderness and didn't have enough protein in my system to accommodate the workload of a 60 lb. backpack carried 15 miles a day, so I cornered a squirrel against a tree and drew my knife to slay it. I was thwarted at the last second by "moralists" who didn't think it was a good idea.
Jan 8th, 2008 09:10 PM
saltshakermaniac I once feed a Raccoon by hand, he just walked up to me and i went into my house to get some leftover chicken and when i came back out he was standing by the door waiting for me.
Jan 8th, 2008 08:35 PM
Nick You should have rode it home.
Jan 8th, 2008 07:24 PM
Fatacula Hmmmm... good point. Lets narrow it down. Do you wear a long flowing dress, or a furry loincloth stuff with a pair of retarded crotch ferrets.

He's right, either way = gay.
Jan 8th, 2008 07:21 PM
MattJack Once I get some cool ass ferrets to do my bidding or an eagle to fly down from the sky to let me pet it.. I guess I'm going to have to be Snow White for now

To be honest, I thought it was going to bite me, but I had to touch it.
Jan 8th, 2008 07:18 PM
Guitar Woman More like a John Deere letter haha
Jan 8th, 2008 07:15 PM
mburbank JOKE ABOUT DEER JOHN LETTER!! HA!! A-HA-HA-HA!!


Seriously though, you know that means you are the beastmaster, right?


or Snow White.





its completely gay to have a deer like you







im jealous tho
Jan 8th, 2008 07:12 PM
MattJack ba doomp cchhhh
Jan 8th, 2008 07:10 PM
Fatacula Did she have a nice rack? HAHA get it? Deer...Rack!!....uggghhhh.... thats all I got
Jan 8th, 2008 07:04 PM
MattJack
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Originally Posted by Chojin View Post
that's nothing. I was married to a deer for nine years.
Well at least taking her out for dinner was cheap, right?
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