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Jun 22nd, 2004 03:12 PM
Pyorrhea i passed out while eating out a dead chick, and found my self in line... very weird expirience if i do say so myself
Jun 22nd, 2004 04:19 AM
executioneer
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Originally Posted by Supafly345
Good god, drev is gonna die a virgin if he is in line waaay in the back behind ArrowX.
I don't even know how to GET in line
Jun 22nd, 2004 12:00 AM
FartinMowler
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Every time Fartin says something retarded, he blames it on his drinking. I'm sure the same goes for his domestic abuse.
I havn't had any alchohol for two weeks and when I did it was only a few :/ it gives me a headache.
Jun 21st, 2004 11:41 PM
Pyorrhea well, im in front of drev and arrow, but behind achimp... he should be more towards helm and maggiekarp now.
Jun 10th, 2004 09:25 PM
Drew Katsikas Every time Fartin says something retarded, he blames it on his drinking. I'm sure the same goes for his domestic abuse.
Jun 10th, 2004 08:26 PM
Supafly345 Good god, drev is gonna die a virgin if he is in line waaay in the back behind ArrowX.
Jun 9th, 2004 10:31 PM
ArrowX
Re: I WANT SEX >:

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Originally Posted by Drev
I WANT SEX
Get In Line
Jun 4th, 2004 04:14 PM
kellychaos That bar was set at birth.
Jun 3rd, 2004 09:36 PM
camacazio Your kids will grow up to be morons.
Jun 3rd, 2004 07:23 PM
Skulhedface The Amanda Show
Jun 3rd, 2004 07:07 PM
FartinMowler There upstairs watching "The Amanda Show"
Jun 3rd, 2004 07:05 PM
Matt Harty Don't eat your kids.
Jun 3rd, 2004 07:02 PM
FartinMowler Ya, I had a beer buzz and stated to keyboard ramble but then I ate something and it went away.
Jun 3rd, 2004 07:00 PM
Esuohlim I LIKED THE PARTS ABOUT MR. WANG AND AN "OGASM"
Jun 3rd, 2004 06:32 PM
FartinMowler Sex is complicated. First you have to work hard to buy a car that either you pick up a dirty whore or an ugly girl that just want's to get laid to either find out that she is a lesbian or it might be a rebelious thing to piss off her parents. Ok, then once you have the whore or the ugly girl or a hot prom date that you most likely won't ejaculate because you drank too much beer and Mr.Wang just won't cooperate So if you get clost to having sex and things get hot and you stradle your prey and of course you have absolutely no idea how to pleasure a woman and you grapple and keep spreading your saliva on her nubile young body and get your quick ogasm out of the way so you can get her home with the sweet pungent smell of victory :/ and then never hear from the whore again because she's busy or the ugly girl because she really is a lesbian or the prom date because you forgot that even though she was uptight she might have had an orgasm if you pressed the right buttons.
Jun 3rd, 2004 06:17 PM
Supafly345 That reminds me of a funny story of how my aunt lost her virginity through a fax machine.
Jun 3rd, 2004 05:48 PM
Rongi yeah, cause posting on the internet is going to get you laid drev
Jun 3rd, 2004 05:13 PM
kellychaos You just have no secks drev.
Jun 3rd, 2004 04:30 PM
Brandon Good luck with that, Drev.
Jun 3rd, 2004 01:59 PM
liquidstatik SECKS IS SO 90s
Jun 3rd, 2004 01:53 PM
Drev I'm not gay.

Give me lady sex!
Jun 3rd, 2004 01:30 PM
Sam ONE TIME DREV TRIED TO MAEK TEH INTARNET SECKS WITH ME.

Drev779: i'm horny ;-;
Switch Dingo: WOAH FELLAH, YOU'RE BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE
Switch Dingo: I don't swing that way
Drev779: i don't wither
Switch Dingo: YOU ODN'T WITHER?
Switch Dingo: you stay for the long haul eh?

BUT I RESISTED HIS TEMPTATIONS.
Jun 3rd, 2004 11:14 AM
eatxmexupx Drev... Lots of nasty ass porn.. and your hand, prob. the most sex you'll ever get
Jun 3rd, 2004 10:41 AM
Matt Harty DREV ARE YOU HAVING SEXUAL FRUSTRATION???
Jun 3rd, 2004 01:03 AM
maggiekarp People in hell want ice water
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