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Apr 30th, 2008 01:09 PM | |
Fat_Hippo |
The hero has dressed up as a waiter and is waiting on the bad guy, but then pulls a gun off of the tray, points it at the villain and says: "You got served!" That would be so awesome. In a shitty kind of way. |
Apr 30th, 2008 11:44 AM | |
Esuohlim |
How about if dogs are involved and someone says "looks like you're having a ruff day" or something idk |
Apr 30th, 2008 09:52 AM | |
T-Rex |
"T-Rex, I'm ahfraid you have testiculah cancah." LOL! Oh Arnold, you have such a silly voice! |
Apr 30th, 2008 09:27 AM | |
Fat_Hippo |
Make Arnold Schwarzenegger say that and it's pure gold: "Ah raped yoah fadah!" Of course, Arnold could make anything funny. It's a gift. |
Apr 30th, 2008 06:18 AM | |
Fat Ugly Drunk |
"You're gay and shit at tennis." "I raped your father." "Orbulus, look, it's Unicron!" "Cuntwizard." |
Apr 19th, 2008 09:10 PM | |
Seven Force | i think ill "pass" on that offer |
Apr 18th, 2008 03:33 PM | |
Chojin | And the internet rolls around in laughter. |
Apr 18th, 2008 07:37 AM | |
T-Rex |
A movie about America invading Japan. Cue cliched spinning Newspaper on screen. American President on Headline quoted, "All Your Base Are Belong To Us!". Japanese President who was captured by America quoted, "Don't Tase Me Bro!" |
Apr 17th, 2008 10:51 PM | |
Madman914 | "You might be a king, or a street-sweeper, but sooner or later, you'll dance with the reaper." |
Apr 17th, 2008 01:28 PM | |
Grislygus | "I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your ass it'll knock out your front teeth" :buddycop |
Apr 17th, 2008 12:38 AM | |
darkvare |
in a movie involving clowns with gun "fun time is over" "stop clowning around" |
Apr 17th, 2008 12:04 AM | |
Cfr5 | "Your first mistake was existing." |
Apr 16th, 2008 01:03 AM | |
Sethomas |
(In a blacksploitation) "I got 99 problems, but a moral aversion to poppin' a cap in yo' ass ain't one" |
Apr 16th, 2008 12:58 AM | |
JediScum |
"OH MY GOD!!! IT'S TOM KENNY!!!!" (one person looks over her shoulder) a spray of bullets mows down the crowd except for the girl who looked away The girl speaks like Roger Rabbit "Well, I justh don't know whath to thay!" It turns out the "girl" is Jess Harnell. |
Apr 15th, 2008 10:04 PM | |
MadballChibcha | "The Devil wants dates, and I´m his Celestine" |
Apr 13th, 2008 09:28 PM | |
bigtimecow | the dishes are done... and some of them are broken |
Apr 13th, 2008 07:31 PM | |
Sethomas | "This will have to do, until I come up with something more creatively draconian." |
Apr 13th, 2008 04:32 PM | |
Sethomas |
Two men sitting at a table, eating dinner. "Oh, confound it, I spilled the last of this Pinot Grigio on your lovely table linens. It shouldn't stain, but would you pass the napkins please, Lord Devastation?" -"Hmmmm. NO!" (Lord Devastation then slaps an ominous yet hitherto unnoticed red button on the dining table, the other person's head explodes.) |
Apr 13th, 2008 04:43 AM | |
Sethomas |
"You're too late, Dr. McCormick. In mere hours a team of scientists in a massive underground facility beneath Geneva will create... a BLACK HOLE!" -"Wait, you're talking about CERN, aren't you?" "Err, umm, what difference does it make? Soon there will be a..." -"A black hole, I know, I know. Just because among the huge number of historical perils mankind is facing right now, that the black hole one is the most mysterious and has the most foreboding name, doesn't negate the fact that a very basic understanding of quantum mechanics is enough to demonstrate that it's phenomenally unlikely that one created in an accelerator will do anything of interest to anyone except people with at least a Master's Degree in Physics, let alone wipe out humanity. Like, it's unlikely in the sense that you're more likely to die from your own farts than from an out-of-control black hole. While counter-intuitive in that an actual black hole encounter with earth would instantaneously end the life of every human being on the planet before anyone could possibly become aware of the situation, you would in fact be able to end humanity far, far more quickly by taking up smoking cigarettes to contribute to global warming. Jackass." |
Apr 13th, 2008 04:24 AM | |
bigtimecow | "FOR REAL HOMIE" |
Apr 13th, 2008 04:07 AM | |
Sethomas |
"Next time you eat out your wife, you'll encounter the taste of my semen and it will be so overpowering that you have to lick her anus get rid of the taste and avoid delirium. Unfortunately for you, there you will be overwhelmed by the taste of my dog's semen." Hell, that could fit into most romantic comedies made lately. "Huh, says that the average steak is 78% water. Seems like a waste, if you ask me." 'Well, I didn't ask you because I have a basic working understanding of mammalian physiology. But since you brought it up, I'd guess from your build that you're about 65% water. Prepare to get wasted!' (pulls gun from trench coat, shoots other guy in face.) |
Apr 13th, 2008 04:04 AM | |
bigtimecow |
eat grass mr. gardener AND HOW'D YOU LIKE IT IF I READ THAT NOTE IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE CLASS OR YOU'RE OUTTA MY TOP FRIENDS |
Apr 13th, 2008 01:34 AM | |
Sacks | "What are you doing with that pelican." |
Apr 11th, 2008 07:18 PM | |
10,000 Volt Ghost | When you turn your back on me you get my sympathy. When I turn my back on you I get your knife. |
Apr 11th, 2008 02:48 PM | |
Grislygus | Let us eat a jesuit |
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