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Aug 15th, 2006 03:45 PM
Misdemonar If I ever go suicide it will be a m60, You know, give them a mess to clean up.
Aug 15th, 2006 03:31 PM
Juttin Any Vietnam Era M60 is good enough for me
Aug 15th, 2006 03:23 PM
Sethomas You can own or, with certain red tape, trade most any machine gun so long as it was manufactured and registered before a certain date, 1978 I think. At least that knowledge is one thing I think I've gained from Zach.
Aug 15th, 2006 02:46 PM
executioneer i know you can get a browning MG .50 caliber rifle (single shot) in most states

in montana i believe you can get full-auto machine guns as long as they are for "home defense"
Aug 15th, 2006 01:59 PM
Juttin Desert Eagles are literally the worst gun on single-fire recoil.

I wonder if anything in the Machine Gun Class is legal (M60, M63) :/
Aug 14th, 2006 07:36 PM
ArrowX my pal went down to a gun range and got to fire off a Desert Eagle, the .50AE cartrige, none of that pussy .357 crap. But he held it wrong so as the recoil hit him the gun slipped out of his hand and the Hammer took a chunk out of his eyebrow.
Aug 14th, 2006 04:58 PM
Bod I wanted to make a nexklace out of some of the spent shells, but drilling through these things is nigh on impossible.
Aug 13th, 2006 05:22 PM
Wiffle Bat My brother let me fire his gun, I think it nearly hit my face upon recoil
Aug 12th, 2006 11:46 AM
Archduke Tips The nice thing about the US is that they let me own what is essentially an assault rifle but so long as I don't make certain modifications to the gun it is not considered legally as an assault rifle.

"Oh you got a gun so you want to pop back, AK47 now n**** stop that."
Aug 12th, 2006 10:21 AM
DamnthatDavid Just two? I can think of 2 more that just drive me insane

Emo Goths: hypocritical whiners
Hippies: whiners
Aug 12th, 2006 02:03 AM
executioneer yeah see here in america we've actually got two DIFFERENT types of obnoxious no-class white people
Aug 11th, 2006 11:51 PM
Juttin What you're thinking of is White Trash

Or Rednecks
Aug 11th, 2006 06:42 PM
sloth but i like white trainers

I always imagined american chavs would be yokel types with a pick-up truck up on bricks and washing machines in their front gardens (sorry PORCH). And as for that whole sock/sandal debacle, I thought that was strictly a paedophile/bird-enthusiast thing. I didn't realise it was fashionable in some parts of the world. Sounds like you lived the American dream anyway. Hopefully i'll be able to shoot a magnum and stuff in Prague for my 21st, making me more thug life than 75% of UK rappers.
Aug 11th, 2006 06:10 PM
Bod not so nice to know they are outside the uk

http://www.chavscum.co.uk/howto.php
Aug 11th, 2006 04:45 PM
thebiggameover wow. nice to know they have those outside of the usa.....
Aug 11th, 2006 02:00 PM
Juttin Yeah, We have the American Chav.

I believe they're called wangstas or wiggers
Aug 11th, 2006 01:51 PM
Bod I saw Jocks. I saw goths shopping in Hot Topic (I'd only heard of this place when people were abusing each other on the net). I met a marine and he was very nice. I saw an american farm and american corn that was knee high on the fourth of July.

I saw no animal house antics, but went to a fourth of July house party that was full of what can only be described as american chavs. And what really shocked me is that young american men really do wear white socks pulled up their shins, about half way to their knees. I always thought this was a nasty UK stereotype. They even wear them with sandals!!!
Aug 10th, 2006 09:10 PM
sloth
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Originally Posted by Bod
The thing that cracked up up the most - lots of things did - was the amount of americans that asked me to keep on talking, about anything, they just loved hearing the accent. Weirdos.
RIGHT IM OFF

Did you see any Animal House antics? I might be going with a friend to visit his relative in some university somewhere and i'm hoping to see a KEG and some JOCKS and a SPRING BREAK.
Aug 10th, 2006 06:16 PM
Fathom Zero My mum got to fire the actual mock Uzi that fell down the stairs and killed everyone in True Lies.

As for firing a gun myself, I shot a BB Gun years ago. My friend keeps wanting to teach me how, but I don't trust myself enough to play safe with it.
Aug 10th, 2006 06:13 PM
DamnthatDavid Aye, we love accents. Except asian, mexican, russian...

Anyway, I have noticed this also. I have a strange accent which I picked up due to my parents thinking it was cute when I misspronounced words and never correcting me in my youth.
People think I'm from another country at times.
Aug 10th, 2006 11:55 AM
Bod Well next time I was thinking Arizona and Texas. Got friends to harrass there too.

The thing that cracked up up the most - lots of things did - was the amount of americans that asked me to keep on talking, about anything, they just loved hearing the accent. Weirdos.
Aug 10th, 2006 03:57 AM
thebiggameover
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Originally Posted by Bod
I was visiting the Minnepolis/Chicago/Milwaukee when it came up during a drunken July 4th Party that I'd been to a hick bar, driven on the wrong side of the road, ate at various fast food joints, bought a cowboy hat, visited the Mall Of America and ridden western style on a horse. All that was left to do was fire a gun and then I was practically an american!
the mid america shit is not western. come to arizona if you want to ride a real horse and shoot real guns....

Aug 8th, 2006 01:48 PM
Juttin The quiet-est gun I'd think of firing in the suburbs is my automatic aerosoft ( b.b.) STG.

But I don't have a tank or ammo for my paintball gun, so I just clean it out every day.
Aug 8th, 2006 11:55 AM
Bod Oh yeah, I know, you come to expect it here.
Aug 8th, 2006 11:35 AM
DamnthatDavid heh, I just giving you a hard time Bod. I honestly don't care about it.
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