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Mar 7th, 2007 09:04 PM
MetalMilitia
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FACT: He really does have a beard!
Earth shattering news, blue fox.
Mar 7th, 2007 08:22 PM
Blue Fox there's this kid i've known since i was 3 who is a huge muscley wrestler now. It's so funny cause everyone thinks he's so cool cause he's really tough, but i can remember when he was little and we couldn't play Resident Evil while he was over at my house because he'd have nightmares.

Geometry:
Guy1: Did u hear Josh won another wrestling match
Guy2: Yea, that kids like 14 and he has a beard!
Guy1: He's really tough
Me: Trying not to laugh...

FACT: He really does have a beard!
Mar 6th, 2007 06:36 PM
GADZOOKS Hahahahah

That was directed completely at Matt Jack.
Mar 6th, 2007 05:25 PM
MattJack They say he's nasty, but he dont give a damn.
Mar 6th, 2007 05:16 PM
Lenor Fact: Jixby often wakes up sticky.
Mar 6th, 2007 06:55 AM
GADZOOKS It's like CLERKS 2 IN REVERSE
Mar 5th, 2007 11:17 PM
Jixby Phillips FACT: I have to shave my face smooth before i even attempt to dream about pretty ladies kissing my face

FACT: The girls in my dreams have great personalities

FACT: Often times, they are people I know in real life! But not always

FACT: Many of the dreams have the girls leaving me to go to work (they have awful jobs where they don't get paid what they deserve) and it goes from color to black and white and that Cat Stevens song from "Extras" plays over closing credits (YES THERE ARE CLOSING CREDITS)
Mar 5th, 2007 11:13 PM
Jixby Phillips I dream about pretty ladies!
Mar 5th, 2007 09:19 PM
Jeanette X http://www.sexylosers.com/149.html
Mar 5th, 2007 08:15 PM
James asdfadsfsdffsddf
Mar 5th, 2007 05:30 PM
Idi Amin I always have a dream where there is your typical zombie apocalyps, I steal a car, find some guns, pick up some survivors, but the odd part is I am always trying to make it to Raleigh North Carolina. I never do, for what ever reason.

What did freud have to say about zombie dreams.
Mar 5th, 2007 04:56 PM
Chojin mew is the sexiest zombie
Mar 5th, 2007 04:34 PM
Fathom Zero I had a really nasty zombie dream in which I followed next to all of Max Brook's advice on what to do. For some reason, I was living in an apartment and the streets were laden with a very dense fog. Almost a Silent Hill kind of thing. And I remember the sun shining, though it was obscured by the gray sky.

It looked a bit like 28 Days Later. Actually, it looked more like this: http://www.gorehoundinc.com/index2.html
Mar 5th, 2007 04:09 PM
MattJack Oh another thread about dreams.

First off James, are you scared of zombies? What I mean by that is, were you scared of zombies as a little kid or whatever?

My analysis of it is that the zombies in your dreams are really the throngs of women that you seemingly cannot handle in real life. You are always around women (thus why you can't escape the zombies in your dream) and you simply don't know what to give them. A simple gesture of you giving them the ability to speak then running away, locking doors while doing so, makes it pretty obvious that you have deep seeded conflicts with self-esteem, heterosexuality, and World of Warcraft. I'd suggest moving out of your parents house, quitting a shitty job and finding one that could completely support you, and getting the book "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus."

With this said, I'm out of my "analysis medicine." I'm gonna go call up RayRay and see what he's chargin' for another 8ball.
Mar 5th, 2007 03:44 PM
Lenor
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Originally Posted by noob3 View Post
ancient noob3 trivia:

WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMONE WHO IS FUCKING A DEAD DOG?
Kahl's normal routine every morning.
Mar 5th, 2007 03:35 PM
DamnthatDavid I've had dozens of dreams about zombies. And dreams of girls dressing up as zombies. That was hot. Sometimes the dreams get mixed up. And I have a corpse trying to make out with me. That is not hot.

My strangest Zombie dream involves the zombie jumping out of a pile of kittens. And I mean, A PILE of kittens, under the house. They where squirming everywhere meowing, hundreds of them, thousands. And out pops this zombie. I told my friend Taisha. She told me never to tell her about that dream again. She doesn't like kittens.
Mar 5th, 2007 02:30 PM
noob3 ancient noob3 trivia:

WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMONE WHO IS FUCKING A DEAD DOG?
Mar 5th, 2007 01:57 PM
Lenor 'Loving you, is like loving the dead, fucking you, is like fucking the dead'
Mar 5th, 2007 01:51 PM
Goat Cheese
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Originally Posted by mew barios View Post
i was gonna lol at zombie music but i guess its better served as another lesson for joke-getting class.

i dream of zonbis most nights, an while i do spend most of the day thinking about them, im pretty sure the dreams came first. donno wha it means :D
NECROPHILIA
Mar 5th, 2007 01:25 PM
mew barios i was gonna lol at zombie music but i guess its better served as another lesson for joke-getting class.

i dream of zonbis most nights, an while i do spend most of the day thinking about them, im pretty sure the dreams came first. donno wha it means :D
Mar 5th, 2007 01:09 PM
RaNkeri
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Originally Posted by James View Post
I'm not a huge zombie fanatic or anything. I don't watch a lot of zombie movies or play zombie games or even listen to zombie music. But I always have dreams about zombies.

Zombie music? What the fuck?
Mar 5th, 2007 12:14 PM
Lenor ::zoom zoom beep beepin beep slajajajaja babbajajaj zoom zoom::
That was me harnessing my profound psychic abilities.

Your dreams of zombie's are related to your feelings of yourself. Feeling dead inside, but yet still walking through life doing the bidding of everyone else. The ability to control them in your dreams, is your sub consiouse fighting with you to set some control on your own life.

Heh, i'm an idiot. :/
Mar 5th, 2007 11:10 AM
Terra something tells me your going to share your story with us.
Mar 5th, 2007 10:52 AM
Womti has anyone ever had a wet dream involving zombies
Mar 5th, 2007 10:36 AM
Grislygus I have recurring dreams about The Blob. Well, not specifically, but you get the idea.
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