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Mar 12th, 2012 05:26 PM
Big McLargehuge I took your advice and started taking ephedrine, i can stop whenever i want.
Mar 12th, 2012 04:26 PM
kahljorn or gullets :O
Mar 12th, 2012 04:13 PM
Evil Robot II I thought ephedrine was for unstuffing peoples noses?
Mar 11th, 2012 07:27 PM
kahljorn i think somebody needs help
Mar 11th, 2012 06:18 PM
Chojin i know what you mean man, sometimes i just come home in an ephedrine-fueled rage and just start punching my girlfriend out. i don't even realize i'm doing it until i've somehow made it to the bathroom to wash all the blood off my hands. then i look into the mirror and wonder what i've become.

ephedrine. not even once.
Mar 11th, 2012 04:58 PM
kahljorn i hear ya i got tons of friends that do meth and lift
Mar 11th, 2012 04:09 PM
ItalianStereotype that aside, the e/c stack is pretty useful for serious lifting! it helps drop fat like crazy, but you can still keep your gains while on a deficit.
Mar 11th, 2012 12:37 PM
kahljorn i guess what im trying to say is be careful chojin you never know when your drug will turn against you
and ephedrine+caffeine is sort of a dangerous combination too

also maybe you shouldn't have a fitness/advice thread if you're gonna recommend dangerous meth filled diets.
Mar 11th, 2012 12:29 PM
kahljorn just look up how to make meth and they will all have ephedrine in it:
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Originally Posted by wikipedia
Illicit methamphetamine is more commonly made by the reduction of ephedrine or pseudoephedrine,
wikipedia

wheres colonel flagg and esulohim to point out the chemistry behind it :O
Mar 11th, 2012 12:23 PM
kahljorn

that'd be funny if i wasn't completely serious.
Mar 11th, 2012 12:03 AM
Chojin
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Originally Posted by kahljorn View Post
chojin if you mixed your special diet with matches and iodine you would have meth
that's nice

also i hear fluoride makes rat poison

someone should really look into that
Mar 10th, 2012 01:10 PM
Evil Robot II Take enough ephedrine and you will become gay like most fitness enthusiasts.


G o wear you man leotard someplace else queenie, nobody likes your penises here
Mar 10th, 2012 12:45 PM
Big McLargehuge Does Chojin take mad doses of legal meth and go on banning rages?:0
Mar 10th, 2012 12:38 PM
kahljorn bigmclargehuge the funnier and smarter you're being in this thread the higher chance you have of being banned :O
Mar 10th, 2012 12:33 PM
Big McLargehuge Also, can we get a mod to move this to the Sports and Health forum
Mar 10th, 2012 12:29 PM
Big McLargehuge
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Originally Posted by Chojin View Post


boyo. i guess if you need to follow some queer paleo diet you can totally get that 1.2 micrograms of C your body craves like electrolytes

or you could take a multi

or get it from the rest of your diet
You can get vitamin c from lots of places but if you want to get it from your veggies don't steam them. Clearly you have lot of opinions on diet and exercise, Big Man.
Mar 10th, 2012 01:03 AM
kahljorn chojin if you mixed your special diet with matches and iodine you would have meth
Mar 10th, 2012 12:43 AM
kahljorn http://www.methismadeoutofephedrinea...er/amphedimene
Mar 9th, 2012 11:04 PM
Chojin http://hotnfit.com/ecstack

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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge View Post
What? I could broadly define nutrient if you need me to. The nutrients lost in the steaming process are water soluble vitamins like Vitamin C and B complexes.

Son?
boyo. i guess if you need to follow some queer paleo diet you can totally get that 1.2 micrograms of C your body craves like electrolytes

or you could take a multi

or get it from the rest of your diet
Mar 7th, 2012 01:01 AM
kahljorn hey guys here's my totally serious thread about losing weight the secret is calories and building muscles

also i use meth
Mar 7th, 2012 12:59 AM
kahljorn
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ephedrine was and is the best supplement i've taken. it's srs shit though


wait i thougt you lost all your weight through hard work not through baby meth
Mar 6th, 2012 11:45 PM
Babs If you want good quality nutrients just suck down some GH or some Canna, if you don't make it, you were never meant to walk on this earth. If you're hangie, just keep sucking down your "ghey" and you'll get the protein needed. Hope this was helpful.
Mar 6th, 2012 11:38 PM
Big McLargehuge
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Originally Posted by Chojin View Post
so any vitamin that isn't fat soluble is a nutrient? that is retarded; be quiet son
What? I could broadly define nutrient if you need me to. The nutrients lost in the steaming process are water soluble vitamins like Vitamin C and B complexes.

Son?
Mar 6th, 2012 05:11 PM
Chojin
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Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge View Post
Water soluble vitamins and minerals?
so any vitamin that isn't fat soluble is a nutrient? that is retarded; be quiet son

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Chojin, have you ever taken creatine or any supplements at all like tons o' whey?
both of those, yes. creatine makes me feel bloated but helped my lifts by about 5 lbs each. whey is important if you don't get enough protein in your diet (and on a lifting diet, bros need about 150g/day so it's almost required unless your last name is perdue or something).

ephedrine was and is the best supplement i've taken. it's srs shit though
Mar 3rd, 2012 01:39 AM
Zomboid
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Originally Posted by kahljorn View Post
he told me that tons o' ghey is a key part of his diet
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