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Mar 2nd, 2010 09:41 AM
Kitsa Bonus footage! Really, I just forgot to add any pictures.

Me trying to look like a really cool artist but just looking like a big ol' pregnant woman talking to some guy.



The refreshment table, which set us back quite a chunk of change (planning this thing was like planning a wedding). Some bitch kept pinching the orchid leaves. The orchids were quite real and that was pissing me the hell off. Also, the plum wine was all gone in like 10 minutes.

Aug 13th, 2009 02:39 PM
Kitsa I took some goof-off just in case, but was very pleasantly surprised. Everything pulled right off, including the the stuff that I was really worried about. It took about 3 and a half hours to hang the show and 15 minutes for it all to come down.

They asked me to come and get my stuff early because the next guy wants to hang his early. I didn't know that was an option.

Aug 11th, 2009 10:00 AM
Colonel Flagg Goo Gone or Goof Off are two brand names. Careful for the paint/finish on the walls though. You may also be able to successfully remove the gunk with just rubbing alcohol.

Just in case, you might also want to bring some vinyl spacklng compound and a putty knife ... if the signs are stuck on painted drywall or plaster, that is.
Aug 11th, 2009 02:39 AM
Tadao There is some really good gum/glue remover. I forget what it's called though
Aug 10th, 2009 06:17 PM
Kitsa I have to pick up my art next week because it's the end of my gallery month. I'm not worried about the art but I've got some anxiety about the stuff sticking my title panels to the walls and wood. It's that gummy poster-stick stuff, but I'm sweating bullets about pulling off big chunks of wall or having something that looks like white bubblegum stuck on the wood.
Jul 11th, 2009 08:50 PM
Kitsa The big gallery opening is next Fri, the 17th. I had the last of the pictures mounted on scrolls today. I say had because the hook supporting them (the magnetic hook rated for 30 lbs that ended up not holding 5) fell and 4 scrolls were utterly destroyed.

I was calm on the surface, but internally it was my standard "MOTHERFUCKER!"

Now, with less than a week to setup, I have to make four new scrolls and reprint/remount four images. I also have to go on a wild goose chase for more of the hard-to-find japanese mulberry paper I was mounting them on.

Motherfucker.

(thanks, The Leader)
Jul 11th, 2009 03:08 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost When is the date?
Jul 10th, 2009 11:06 PM
The Leader God be with you.
Jul 10th, 2009 05:45 PM
Kitsa The date draws near. I am having trouble with the adhesive I'm using keeping up in humidity. Stress is high.
Apr 13th, 2009 04:21 PM
Kitsa You must not know many girls who are overly endowed up-top. It's very difficult not to show boob. You'd have to be in a turtleneck.
Apr 13th, 2009 04:15 PM
Tadao I suggest you show boob.
Apr 13th, 2009 04:06 PM
Kitsa yes! I need to look cool.
Apr 13th, 2009 03:35 PM
Tadao "but then one art council member said something about a collage describing ingredients."

Sounds like that person just wanted to add something to the conversation to look smart. I would advise against it. If someone wants to know what ingredients you used, they should ask you. You want people talking to you so that you look cool.
Apr 13th, 2009 03:20 PM
Kitsa I actually forgot for a month that this was happening, because nobody from the art council ever contacts me (except for when they bumped me a month). I just remembered it Friday and I was like, oh, shit, I don't have too much time left.

What do people expect out of an art show? They said they wanted me to just mount my photos on boards, but then one art council member said something about a collage describing ingredients. I didn't quite follow her so I'm still lost on that one.

I was thinking of taking my shokugan collection (I have a set of mini bento boxes) as a display accent but I'm afraid someone would steal them.

Shit, shit, this is coming up too fast
Dec 27th, 2008 06:08 PM
glowbelly i'll do your photos.
Dec 27th, 2008 09:35 AM
bigtimecow make sure there is brie, there always has to be brie. best art show cheese ever
Dec 26th, 2008 04:13 PM
Tadao So i think what you may want to do is make it clear to people viewing your showing that it is an instant art preserved by a photograph and not photography art.

It is acceptable to serve wine and cheese. Maybe you can make little cheese art to serve to people just to hammer the point in. Most people will know that it's not photography art right away, but critics will look for any way to disect it and you can render thier point mute if you do something like that. Sure you can do little sandwiches, but that could get costly. You have plenty of time to figure out what you want to do if you went this path.
Dec 26th, 2008 02:41 PM
Tadao Nail some sandwiches to the wall and throw poo at it.
Dec 26th, 2008 09:23 AM
Zhukov Ah, ok, fair enough. But if they are as serious about their art as you say,then they are going to focus on what is seriously the art, and not just the way you have shown it. Or something like that anyway.

They didn't give you some glass freezer boxes to display them in the flesh then?
Dec 26th, 2008 08:44 AM
Kitsa Well, thanks, it's just this...

I was always just focused on doing the bento boxes. That, to me, was the art. Then I took a pic of it with my crappy sony cybershot to preserve it for posterity. The photos went on my flickr account and people started finding them there. And now everyone's focused on the photos, not the bentos, or at least it seems that way.

And I am a shitty photographer. The lighting is generally bad, it's often a bit fuzzy, and so on. I don't want people focusing on the quality of the photos because frankly I don't feel the quality is there.

I think it's cool that people like the bentos, it's sort of different, and this town is a very openminded, artsy town that will probably accept something new eagerly.

But I am very nervous about my photos being on display.

They asked me who I'd hired to do my photos and it was like, "Srsly?"

I don't know. Fairly confident in the art, not at all confident in the photos. But thanks for the words of praise.
Dec 26th, 2008 03:19 AM
Zhukov Ok, I don't understand... the bento box ... things, right? They are really, really awesome. You should not be worried, and you shouldn't doubt that they deserve a gallery.

I think you should take it from us; you already have the hard part done; you have the fantastic art, now it's just time to suck up the praise.
Dec 25th, 2008 11:39 AM
Kitsa I don't know why it's gallery-worthy but you can see some of it in my "I'm new, here's my art shit" thread.
Dec 24th, 2008 03:49 AM
bigtimecow can we see this gallery-worthy art?
Dec 21st, 2008 06:02 PM
Kitsa Well, Zhukov, that's the sticking point, isn't it.

It's a small liberal-arts town that is very, very heavy into their artsiness.

My gallery show would be during their big summer art thing, which is a little bit more pressure.
Dec 21st, 2008 04:27 PM
Tadao It's not just a gallery showing, but she may be headlining the summer art festival.
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