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May 13th, 2003 12:48 PM
mburbank See?
May 13th, 2003 12:42 PM
VinceZeb Yep, thats the reason right there....
May 13th, 2003 12:37 PM
mburbank Cut him some slack, Sspad, he just admitted in another thread (finally) tht he lied about almost everything he's said and exaggerated everything else wildly.
May 13th, 2003 11:42 AM
sspadowsky
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Now, who sounds like the fucking nerd here, people?
I dunno for sure, but I'd probably point my finger at the guy who has spent the last TWO months on a message board making up a bunch of shit that never happened, and then backpedaling like the little weiner he is when people call him on his bullshit stories. That'd have to be my vote for "who's the nerd?"
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May 13th, 2003 11:16 AM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by VinceZeb
No, it is becuase I don't care to meet him.

Even if I met people off the internet, why would I want to meet someone who has done nothing but insult me for the past 4 months?
Well. THAT certainly narrows the field of people Vince would be willing to meet off-line, now doesn't it?
May 13th, 2003 11:05 AM
VinceZeb No, it is becuase I don't care to meet him.

Even if I met people off the internet, why would I want to meet someone who has done nothing but insult me for the past 4 months? Yeah, thats real smart. That's what you do in real life as well, go out of your way to meet someone who has insulted you constantly and thinks your full of shit so you can prove them wrong on a internet message board which can be easily taken care of by NEVER COMING BACK TO IT!

Now, who sounds like the fucking nerd here, people?
May 13th, 2003 10:52 AM
mburbank There could be other reasons. He might be a lady.

Maybe he's fa-witened by your tough talk.


Maybe he has a hideous defformity, like a partially born twin or something.

Maybe he's a 'late bloomer'.

Maybe he's fraid you'll try to kill him, like that dude that got stalked down from Newsfilter! THAT was some scary shit. I mean, after all, I-mockery is "The Lion's Den".
May 13th, 2003 10:44 AM
sspadowsky Yeah, that's what gets me, Max. I'm making it so easy for him.

If all of these goofy claims of his were true, he'd have no reservations at all about meeting me. But, if he was a chickenshit pansy-ass windbag, as he most assuredly is, it's easy to see why he wouldn't want the curtain pulled back, as it were.
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May 13th, 2003 10:39 AM
mburbank Sure, but if you say it RIGHT AFTER someone gets smacked around, in reference to the smacking around they just got, then it's pretty much true.

Sspad, if you want to meet Vinth, just compare Bush to Hitler and then run for like school council or something. Here's what Vince said to Helm.

"I hope you do not try to gather any sort of power in this world, because I would almost guarentee that I would move to your place of residence and make sure you are put back into the cave you came from. "

Vinth, you wouldn't even have to move! It would be so convenient for you!
May 13th, 2003 09:39 AM
VinceZeb Yeah, I just got smacked around, didnt I carnivore? Don't you have something more wothy of your brain power, like eating toenails?

Just because you say "I got smacked around" doesn't make it true.
May 13th, 2003 05:51 AM
Carnivore Limited capacity is all you're capable of.

I've decided that Chimp's will probably be the last Malevolent Seal of Approvalâ„¢ given for smacking Vince around. Intentionally or (most likely) unintentionally, Vince is self-mocking and I'll only recognize someone for shooting a fish in a barrel if it's with a nuclear missile.
May 12th, 2003 09:29 PM
VinceZeb Spad can be Max Power for all I care, I don't want to "hang out" with him or associate with him anywhere else except this message board, and in limited capacity at that.
May 12th, 2003 09:18 PM
AChimp In the words of our late, beloved kapn, Vince is afraid that he might have to ponk all your asses if he were ever in your presence.
May 12th, 2003 09:02 PM
Protoclown Spad's a good guy, Vince. Fun guy to hang out with. So is Burbank.

Are you afraid you might disappoint, after we've all built up such a godly image of your Atlas stature and Einstein intellect?
May 12th, 2003 08:52 PM
VinceZeb I am dead serious with my response.
May 12th, 2003 08:29 PM
sspadowsky Haha. That's what I thought. Why don't you go put on a dress and dance around for us while you complain about taxes? And do it in a high-pitched, girly voice to match the sissiness of the "real" Vinnie.

I am absolutely 100% dead serious about my offer, Vinnie. And I think you know it.
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May 12th, 2003 07:23 PM
AChimp For someone who "has a nice life" and "has no complaints," you sure complain a lot.

Especially about taxes.
May 12th, 2003 07:17 PM
VinceZeb *yawn*

Please.
May 12th, 2003 07:01 PM
sspadowsky Simple deal, Vinnie. Just admit that you're a total bullshit artist (well, that's not even accurate, because any real bullshit artist can fool people at least SOME of the time). Admit that you''ve lied about pretty much every claim you've ever made here, or prove that they're true, and I'll leave you alone.

Otherwise, you're just gonna get your ass railed until you get tired of it and leave.

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I have more important things to do then meet some douchebag off the internet. What the fuck would we talk about? Net people?!? Man, big conversation there.
Yes, undoubtedly you have very big, important things going on. Like your website. Why, you must spend hours honing your literary craft! Who's your biggest influence? Virgil? Socrates? Larry Flynt? You're right, the time it would take to meet me would be much better spent spinning social commentary that will last throughout the ages!

I offered you the chance to meet primarily because I wanted to see what someone so astoundingly stupid looked like in real life. I'm a-callin' you on the carpet, Vinnie. I'm from the Show-Me State. I wanna see how you defended yourself with a weapon. I wanna see your offer to be a sub commander or whatever the hell it was. I wanna be there in person to get you to just once back up one of your stupid, outrageous claims. I'll take pictures and post 'em here, and say, "Hey, Vinnie's not such a bad guy after all, and he's totally not a lying sack of shit with no self-esteem whatsoever!"

I mean, it's a legitemate offer, pally. But, it's a free country, and you're welcome to be a chickenshit if you want to.

EDIT: By the way, Vinnie, your last post positively REEKED of "Quit pickin' on me!"
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May 12th, 2003 06:46 PM
VinceZeb OH MAN! You are giving me a chance to redeem myself on an internet message board? Man, thanks for that huge favor! I know people that have had to sell their souls or their children's virginity for that big illustrious favor!

But I guess you found me out! I am just a big geek that sits in his basement all day and doesnt work and I like being an internet badass! That's why I don't want to meet anyone! Oh man, got me there!

Dude, do you see what you type or do you just banter on about useless crap. I never once said my job was glorious. I just work at a job that allows me to live the way I do, and it is quite comfortable. My life is nice. I have no complaints. I have more important things to do then meet some douchebag off the internet. What the fuck would we talk about? Net people?!? Man, big conversation there.

THIS IS AN INTERNET MESSAGE BOARD! Get it through your head!
May 12th, 2003 06:35 PM
sspadowsky Ooh! He's all afroth! Look at how much he's cursing! Careful, Vincie; we wouldn't want you to get the hives and pass out.

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4) I have what I do online
"Lie my ass off about being a player and a real tough guy"

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and what I do in real life.
"Wipe the jizz out of the peep show booths at the Doctor John's in Fenton"

I don't care whether you're FROM St. Louis, the point is that you live there NOW. And I'll be there in just a few short weeks. And I'm inviting you to redeem yourself, and prove that you're not just a fucked-up, pathological liar.

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I work and pay my own bills, cunt. I enjoy my standard of living because I work my ass off to do so.
And what, again, is this glamorous job of yours? I don't recall you mentioning it. Though you're comfortable talking about Burbank's "shitty museum job," I just can't remember talking about what it is that YOU do. Maybe it's because you're not too proud of it, because you can't land a good job with an intellect as dim as yours.

By the way, I've met Max and Proto both in person. Those guys? On the level. You? Entirely, to the point of bursting through your skin, full-of-shit.

Me? Far from uppity. I'm pretty sure my dorky internet buddies will back me up on that one.

Come on, Vince. The weekend of June 13th. How 'bout it, sissy-boy? I can hear your skin breaking out in hives all the way up here.
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May 12th, 2003 06:24 PM
AChimp No, no, Proto. You got it all wrong.

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Uhhh... why the fuck would I want to meet anyone off a message board? Talk about the pinnacle of geekness. Dude, get a fucking life.
Translation: I don't want to meet any of you in real life because then you would all know what I was really like rather than allowing me to ensnare you in my web of lieeeessss!!!
May 12th, 2003 06:17 PM
VinceZeb sspadowsky, you are such a fucking lameass.

1) I leave the message board the same fucking time every day on the weekdays becuase I GO TO WORK.

2) I am not even from St. Louis, and I have stated that time and time again. I MOVED down here. Learn to read, you fucking joke.

3) I work and pay my own bills, cunt. I enjoy my standard of living because I work my ass off to do so.

4) I don't want to meet ANYONE I talk to online. Why bother meeting up with a bunch of dorks anyway? I have what I do online and what I do in real life. They are two seperate things. "Wow, I am meeting my internet buddy!" Man, that is such a fucking joke. Get a life, you goddamn geek.

And please, calling me a West County pussy? From what I seen of you on here and what I know of St. Louis, you are probably one of those Sulard uppity douchebags or a Frontnac prep. And before you even go on about the spelling, I could give a shit less about how to spell it.
May 12th, 2003 05:37 PM
Protoclown
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Originally Posted by VinceZeb
Uhhh... why the fuck would I want to meet anyone off a message board? Talk about the pinnacle of geekness. Dude, get a fucking life.
Translation: I've love to meet some of the people I've been talking to, but I know they wouldn't like me and I would just end up GOING HOME AND CRYING LIKE A FAT FUCKING BABY.
May 12th, 2003 01:50 PM
mburbank "But then when your are sexually inadaquete in bed, it is easy to project your hatred onto others, as the example of Max projecting his onto my persona."
-Vinth

"...lacking in what we like to call the "balls" department."
-Vinth

"...ask 100 different women of all different types what kind of man is better:"
-Vinth

"...you keep steping on my vastly superior penis."
-Vinth

"Max, I have no "sexual dominace" issue with you. You seem to be the one that keeps bringing it up. "
-Vinth


Okay, you need to come up with some sort of symbol, maybe an emoticon so I know when it's one of those times you are deliberately trying to make yourself look stupid.

"You work at a job that requires no real skill or effort as it comes to dealing with real word matters. "
-Vinth

"I could also give a fuck less about your job."
-Vinth

Was that one of those times? This is where the "I meant to look stupid" emoticon could come in handy.

"Your existance in my life begins and ends on this message board. Once I am not here, I don't even give you a second thought. "
-Vinth
Except for on your own site. Or on message boards where you mention me. But apart from that, you're... wait, is this where that new emoticon would go?

"When I talk about defending my family, I am talking about defending my family, my friends, and anyone else who needs it. "
-Vinth

So, by 'family', you mean absolutely anybody, as in 'the human family'? My bad.

"I have used a weapon to defend in my lifetime."
-Vinth
Shhhhh! It's a secret! I'm sure it's an axciting story that validates you as a person. Well guess what, I did too! This bad guy was coming at my family (ie. some guy I've never seen before) And I rolled up my submarine letter and bopped him on the nose! So there!
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