Go Back   I-Mockery Forum > I-Mockery Discussion Forums > Loveline > Attn: Jake of all Trades Mom
FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Thread: Attn: Jake of all Trades Mom Reply to Thread
Image Verification
Please enter the six letters or digits that appear in the image opposite.

Additional Options
Miscellaneous Options

Topic Review (Newest First)
Oct 18th, 2008 07:15 PM

your avatar is so wroonnngggg

Oct 18th, 2008 01:56 AM
liquidstatik I bet thats soft
Oct 18th, 2008 01:55 AM
liquidstatik IS HIS MOM DEAD?

Oct 17th, 2008 08:20 PM
LordSappington Too poor? All you need is a coat hanger and something to bite on.
Oct 16th, 2008 02:50 AM
Tadao Your sister is ugly and your mother is a whore
She wanted to abort you but she was too poor
Your father is a junkey and your brother was a nut
When he was playing in the street he was crushed by a track

Now let me tell you all about the other night
I sneaked into your mother's bedroom when she turned off the light
She layed there in her filthy bed sleeping like a dead
I woke her up and shouted out commanding her to spread

Then I fucked your mom
Yes I fucked your mom

She did exactly as I planned did not refuse a bit
I look at her and realized, o boy she looked like shit
Deep inside her worm our pussy I started the rotation
But when I felt her disgusting smell I lost my motivation

But I fucked your mom
That's right I fucked your mom

I pulled my dick out of her cunt but then she wanted more
I climbed out through the window then I pissed in your front door
Now I've got the proof that your mother is a slut
One night I'll be back and then I'll fuck her in the butt

I fucked your mom
I fucked your motherfucking mom!
Sep 30th, 2008 10:59 PM
Colonel Flagg Damn, this thread is the best yet!
Sep 30th, 2008 09:55 PM
Asila Hell, with that description, I'd fuck her.
Sep 30th, 2008 10:49 AM
bigtimecow ASS BURGERS
Sep 30th, 2008 01:09 AM
Tadao I'm gonna buy this for your mom and then hose her tits down in the shower.

Sep 30th, 2008 12:08 AM
Tadao How ya feeling Jake? I know you HAVE to read it all. Do you feel a little sick that your dick tingled a little when you think about me popping the tip of my dick in and out of your moms pussy?
Sep 29th, 2008 11:57 PM
pac-man Just pointing out that JOAT is a punk ass.

JOAT's mom's tits are on a collision course with a bottle of Karo syrup, as far as I can tell.
Sep 29th, 2008 11:55 PM
Tadao What does that have to do with his moms sweet tits?
Sep 29th, 2008 11:52 PM
pac-man JOAT provoked him. Pub, Esuohlim, Coldcache, Seven Force, and Tadao have been giving me the business for months now and I don't bitch about it.

EDIT: i.e. I don't "expect an apology" as Jake put it.
Sep 29th, 2008 11:47 PM
Tadao After I get done fucking JOATs mom in her pooper.
Sep 29th, 2008 11:46 PM
Tadao You're right. I'll change my ways.
Sep 29th, 2008 11:42 PM
bigtimecow Tadao, i really used to like you

now you're all HEY GUYS SHOCK HUMOR
Sep 29th, 2008 11:41 PM
pac-man JOAT, I am totally going to fuck your mother.
Sep 29th, 2008 11:39 PM
Tadao She loves the black cock more than any other.
Sep 29th, 2008 11:37 PM
pac-man Okay Tadao, between the "pink nipples" statement and your last comment, I'm actually thinking that JOAT's mother is a decent lay.
Sep 29th, 2008 11:27 PM
Tadao You're missing out dood! Jake's mom can take my 10 inch cock down her whole throat! She gags a little at first, but her throat muscles soon loosens up and the she can take it all down and lick under your sack at the same time.
Sep 29th, 2008 11:16 PM
The Leader I'm not very interested in JackOfAllTrade's mother. What I am interested in, is living out my vile fantasies with the aid of his lumpy form. Oh, how I dream about his gasps for air as I pull the stockings tighter and tighter around his pale throat. His noodle-like arms would be flailing around, slapping up against my sweat and vomit soaked pant leg. I'd take good care of JackOfAllTrades too. I'd wash him and sleep with him and make love to him every night, even after I have to wrap his body in plastic tarps to keep it all together.

In my spare time I also enjoy building model airplanes and gardening.
Sep 29th, 2008 10:57 PM
Tadao Maybe you can get her one of these for her anniversary.

Sep 29th, 2008 10:34 PM
Tadao His mom is hawt. No bag required.
Sep 29th, 2008 10:27 PM
Colonel Flagg Was she a single or a double?
Sep 29th, 2008 08:21 PM
Guitar Woman was it just coincidence that Pyramid Head's in that image, or are you trying to get into my pants too?

Because it won't work.
This thread has more than 25 replies. Click here to review the whole thread.

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 04:26 AM.

© 2008 I-Mockery.com
Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2021, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.