Go Back   I-Mockery Forum > I-Mockery Discussion Forums > Movies & Television > Even more remakes...
FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Thread: Even more remakes... Reply to Thread
Title:
Message
Image Verification
Please enter the six letters or digits that appear in the image opposite.


Additional Options
Miscellaneous Options

Topic Review (Newest First)
Sep 29th, 2009 08:04 PM
kahljorn exactly from his starring role at the end of fightclub when all the buildings collapse at night but he at least has sunglasses on
Sep 29th, 2009 01:08 AM
Sam Kahl are you saying it's going to be about Chuck Palahniuk?
Sep 29th, 2009 12:42 AM
kahljorn itll probably be about some new age spiritual traveling guitar player who smokes marijuana and he somehow discovers this truth and all the shit about aliens and he's like, "man david icke was right i gotta get this out to people" and then he spends the rest of his life writing books (wearing sunglasses) designing webpages/posting on message boards and making appearances on talk radio for novelty purposes and then he'll die.

lol i dunno really but itll probably be gay.

oops i meant the thing not it

pretty much they want to destroy john carpenter
Sep 28th, 2009 11:29 PM
Zomboid
Quote:
Originally Posted by kahljorn View Post
yea and shit like that is all trendy now too so itll probably be extra gay
A large part of the charm of They Live comes from the camp value. It just doesn't make sense to try to make it all cool and ultra-modern

How are they going to top a movie about a nomadic Roddy Piper suddenly being in the middle of an alien invasion and kicking ass? They can't, so they shouldn't even try
Sep 28th, 2009 05:16 PM
J. Tithonus Pednaud http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yB8XYZDu5zs

Official new Nightmare on Elm Street trailer.

It shows how pointless the remake is. They didn't change a damn thing and even tribute classic scenes. If they had added something or actually re-imagined some things I would give it credit. But seriously, this is bullshit.
Sep 28th, 2009 10:40 AM
Hangie I'm probably being completely stupid but by IT, you mean the one based on the Stephen King book right? If so, I thought the movie was pretty bad, they should take another shot at it.
Sep 28th, 2009 02:40 AM
captain516 If they do remake IT, I hope Seth Green will cameo in it. Not because I like Seth Green or anything, but because I love seeing actors from older franchises showing up in the newer versions.
Sep 27th, 2009 03:02 PM
Sam They are going to put John Cena in it.
Sep 27th, 2009 08:10 AM
kahljorn yea and shit like that is all trendy now too so itll probably be extra gay
Sep 26th, 2009 05:42 PM
Zomboid Pretty sure IT is confirmed. Remaking They Live would really suck.
Sep 26th, 2009 06:20 AM
kahljorn ive heard that they are thinking of remaking they live and it :O
Sep 25th, 2009 02:54 PM
RaNkeri Apparently there are talks of remaking the 80's version The Fly
Sep 19th, 2009 01:23 AM
MattJack
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie View Post
Forget that, they'll just remake Naked Gun as "Police Movie".
Sep 18th, 2009 10:14 PM
Dr. Boogie Forget that, they'll just remake Naked Gun as "Police Movie".
Sep 18th, 2009 09:10 PM
Durrsomething A serious remake of Plan 9 as a generic zombie movie.



They might just as well remake The Naked Gun as a serious Drama/Thriller with Liam Neesen.


Fuck Hollywood. Someday, I'm going to burn down their sign if they keep this remake shit up.
Sep 16th, 2009 02:18 AM
captain516 Of course by like, you mean "hate intensely".
Sep 16th, 2009 02:00 AM
Zomboid Fuuuuuck no!
Sep 16th, 2009 01:52 AM
darkvare what if frank miller directs the new robocop would you like that?
Sep 16th, 2009 01:07 AM
Zomboid I remember thinking that the TCM remake was the beginning of the end for modern horror

Preemptive: shutup, I know there are still good, NEW, horror movies. They're few and far between, though.
Sep 16th, 2009 12:33 AM
captain516 Oh god, not Robocop! Please, anything but that!
Sep 15th, 2009 10:25 PM
Babs If only they would remake all those new shitty Star Wars movies.
Sep 14th, 2009 02:02 PM
DougClayton4231 Why would anyone remake robocop? That's like making a terminator movie without Arnold.....oh wait....
Sep 14th, 2009 03:54 AM
Guitar Woman What the fuck?

I could care less about most of these remakes, but Plan 9 and Rocky Horror?

You are kicking me in the balls, Hollywood.
Sep 14th, 2009 02:00 AM
Geggy Poltergeist and clash of titans (it may not be a horror, but it still scared the crap out of me as a kid.)

I also heard there will be a remake of robocop which I think is ridiculous. Even more so that it will be directed by darren aronofsky (requiem for a dream and pi)
Sep 14th, 2009 12:41 AM
darkvare taken from the angry video game nerd blog

I’ve heard Rob Zombie will not be directing any more Halloween movies, but is going to be directing The Blob’s 2nd remake.
This thread has more than 25 replies. Click here to review the whole thread.

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

   


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 04:38 PM.


© 2008 I-Mockery.com
Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2020, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.