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| Nov 15th, 2011 07:13 PM | |||||
| k0k0 | Full of country goodness and green peaness. Too bad I can't give you pickles or I would. | ||||
| Nov 15th, 2011 05:56 PM | |||||
| Fathom Zero |
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| Nov 15th, 2011 03:12 PM | |||||
| Tacobot |
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| Nov 15th, 2011 02:05 PM | |||||
| Aaarg | couldn't take the afterlife on your own, eh? had to bring someone down with ya? | ||||
| Nov 15th, 2011 01:50 PM | |||||
| ChrisGlass |
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My GHOST WIFE |
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| Nov 15th, 2011 12:59 PM | |||||
| Aaarg | immediately she shrieked! "you can't be my husband! my husband died last week!" | ||||
| Nov 15th, 2011 12:59 PM | |||||
| Aaarg | and then your wife walked in on you with a tiny green penis in your mouth | ||||
| Nov 15th, 2011 01:26 AM | |||||
| ChrisGlass |
Alright, I sat down and dedicated some time to figuring out this mystery green gunk. Here it is, in the pristine Made in China green packet  In the plastic package, it tastes like plastic.  Upon tearing it open, it stretches, like gum. That's a good sign right?  Sadly, it smells like plastic.  And I don't like it.  Might as well get it all out...  It's a ball of putty. It's not food. Why would an orthodontist give this out in a bag with a toothbrush and floss?  Of course, I do the only RESPECTABLE thing before tasting, and make it a penis.  It's excited!  Down the hatch!  Wait, it fits in the nose, too!  Alright, time to lick this thing.  And it tasted like plastic. It wasn't candy. It wasn't gum. It wasn't even scented. What were they thinking? |
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| Nov 14th, 2011 04:51 PM | |||||
| ThrashO |
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| Nov 14th, 2011 04:20 PM | |||||
| k0k0 | G-g-g-ghost! | ||||
| Nov 14th, 2011 04:14 PM | |||||
| ChrisGlass |
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Although once I found a girl online that said she was going to get me into a threesome when I came to visit her, but it turned out it was an underage chick POSING AS AN OLDER GIRL just to get friends online. That was a bizarre situation. |
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| Nov 14th, 2011 12:21 AM | |||||
| dextire | I hope he at least made it to the lick test. | ||||
| Nov 12th, 2011 11:24 PM | |||||
| ThrashO |
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| Nov 12th, 2011 05:30 PM | |||||
| Tacobot | RIP ChrisGlass 19??-20xwhatever. | ||||
| Nov 10th, 2011 11:46 PM | |||||
| dextire |
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| Nov 10th, 2011 10:25 PM | |||||
| Lone Wanderer |
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| Nov 10th, 2011 10:25 PM | |||||
| k0k0 | Some online menswear catalogue picture. | ||||
| Nov 10th, 2011 10:01 PM | |||||
| Evil Robot II | It looks like micheal Jacksons arm. | ||||
| Nov 10th, 2011 10:00 PM | |||||
| Evil Robot II | where did you get the arm from? | ||||
| Nov 9th, 2011 08:46 PM | |||||
| k0k0 |
I'm guessing he did eat it. I mean, he stopped posting after saying he would. He died man. Here's probably how it looked:
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| Nov 9th, 2011 07:59 PM | |||||
| Tacobot | i think as the man you gotta bite the bullet and fuken eat it. | ||||
| Nov 9th, 2011 12:21 PM | |||||
| Aaarg | http://cmm.ucsd.edu/glass/ | ||||
| Nov 8th, 2011 11:50 PM | |||||
| Evil Robot II |
ChrissGlass, I don't trust this fucking guy. I could be wrong but I think ChrissGlass is that guy with assbergers who was fooled into thinking he had an islamic girlfreind and the her brother told him that he had to shove a plastic amulet up his ass and then he took a video of the inside of his house and his parents were hoarders and his father could be heared saying that if he puts that on youtube social services will come and take him away? Was that you chris glass or am I thinking of somebody else? |
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| Nov 7th, 2011 09:53 PM | |||||
| ChrisGlass | Tonight I'll feast on it. Or at least sniff and lick it. | ||||
| Nov 7th, 2011 01:00 AM | |||||
| Evil Robot II | It's methamphetimine | ||||
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