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Jun 23rd, 2008 11:42 PM
WhiteRat Of course it's not as good. It's Drank for Zeus' sake, it's the ANTI-energy drink. A drink so bold and original it has to mimic a codeine laced drink to suck the kiddies in.
Jun 23rd, 2008 10:14 PM
10,000 Volt Ghost I still haven't seen this in stores but there's no way it's as good as the Redman/Method Man Passion Fruit Juice.
Jun 22nd, 2008 01:55 PM
liquidstatik
Jun 22nd, 2008 01:54 PM
ElPila666 :danny
Jun 22nd, 2008 12:21 PM
MattJack
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Originally Posted by eliz.lanier View Post
"Slow your roll"? I'm sorry but what does that even mean?
Means:
Chill out.
Relax, son.
"Why you gotta be walkin so fast all the time?"

uve jus been skooled bruh
Jun 22nd, 2008 12:07 PM
Fathom Zero Hahahaha. You don't know what "Slow your roll" means.
Jun 22nd, 2008 11:45 AM
eliz.lanier How does that stuff taste? I'm curious but don't want to try it if it's just overpriced Dimetapp.

"Slow your roll"? I'm sorry but what does that even mean? Guess I'm just dumb And it's says "relaxed energy" haha
Jun 20th, 2008 03:27 PM
MattJack I just use "drank" a lot in everyday language

why?

cause i'm from the south, which means i'm uneducated
Jun 20th, 2008 03:24 PM
Sethomas I hate the irregularity and regional inconsistencies in English for the preterite and past participle forms of "to drink". "He's drunk because he drank too much alcohol." -"How much had he drunk?" -"Enough to be drunken." UGH.
Jun 20th, 2008 03:24 PM
MattJack I tried it.

Didn't do anything to me really. Well, besides leave a lingering piss taste in my mouth. I think it's a bunch of bollocks
Jun 20th, 2008 03:18 PM
Fathom Zero Have you slowed your roll yet?
Jun 20th, 2008 03:15 PM
MattJack LOOK AT WHAT I BOUGHT TODAY AT THE LOCAL CORNER STORE




Jun 11th, 2008 03:52 AM
ElPila666 Don't say placebo, it will ruin the illusion
Jun 10th, 2008 08:25 PM
Jeanette X I doubt that the drink has a high enough quantity of the ingredients for it to have anything other than a placebo effect.
Jun 10th, 2008 08:15 PM
pac-man
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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero View Post
lol I am so smart, S-M-R-T!


Yar, I don't know what I'm doin.
Jun 10th, 2008 08:08 PM
Fathom Zero lol I am so smart, S-M-R-T!
Jun 10th, 2008 08:05 PM
pac-man
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Originally Posted by Girl Drink Drunk View Post
Also, Homer said "Stupid like a fox".
Duly noted.
Jun 10th, 2008 07:25 PM
Girl Drink Drunk Also, Homer said "Stupid like a fox".
Jun 10th, 2008 07:25 PM
MetalMilitia DEN'AL PLAN... lisa needs braces
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DEN'AL PLAN... lisa needs braces
Jun 10th, 2008 07:23 PM
pac-man
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Originally Posted by executioneer View Post
"crazy like a fox" is not a fucking simpsons reference you jagoff it's a phrase that's been in use since the 1940s
Jagoff like a fox!
Jun 10th, 2008 07:15 PM
executioneer
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Originally Posted by pac-man View Post
So that's where I fucked up! You have to use Simpsons quotes/references when and where they make sense. Damn!

BTW, I live in TX and have looked for Drank. Can't find the shit anywhere.
"crazy like a fox" is not a fucking simpsons reference you jagoff it's a phrase that's been in use since the 1940s
Jun 10th, 2008 04:31 PM
Tadao I'm sure they have already thought about lawsuits and have loopholes in place. If they haven't then they deserve to be sued and shut down.
Jun 10th, 2008 03:50 PM
MetalMilitia This is the worst idea for a drink ever. It's like guitar woman - the drink.
Jun 10th, 2008 03:49 PM
Chojin would you like to make a bet on whether or not tyrone will drink a 6-pack of these and then drive through the window of a hair extensions shop? and then someone's lawyer gon' get CALLED, mm hmm? :gyrate

Sorry, living in baltimore has made me racist ;<
Jun 10th, 2008 03:47 PM
Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by Chojin View Post
That's because it's a side effect and not an advertised theme of the product.
Yeah, but Benadryl is marketed under the name of "Sominex" as a sleep aid as well, with drowsiness as the advertised theme of the product.
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