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Feb 12th, 2008 10:48 AM
Tadao That would be a Valentino
Feb 12th, 2008 07:42 AM
HickMan I guess it's ok to not have a valentine when you've already had a threesome in Mexico...
Feb 11th, 2008 10:41 PM
Fathom Zero @ Hustlerland
Feb 11th, 2008 04:43 PM
Fat_Hippo Maybe he should apply for a job there.
Feb 10th, 2008 07:32 PM
Zomboid Hickman, I feel I must inform you that there are already an abundance of similar, better stories. I believe a lot of them end up in a tome referred to as "Hustler".
Feb 9th, 2008 01:21 AM
HickMan
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Originally Posted by Esuohlim View Post
Try to get three girls at once this time buddy :highfive
Will do! I hope to have a story up about it! Oh and I'm writing a book about my cruise adventure! I'm awesome!
Feb 8th, 2008 06:39 PM
WhiteRat I don't see what the big deal is about Valentine's Day if you are without a signifigant other. So you are single. Who cares? The money you save on dinner and roses you can spend on a tub of lard which you can cram down your fat greasy maw.
Feb 8th, 2008 06:19 PM
Vanhelm13 I've always lol'd at the fact that Valentine's Day = VD
Feb 8th, 2008 03:05 PM
Esuohlim Try to get three girls at once this time buddy :highfive
Feb 8th, 2008 01:54 PM
HickMan I'm working from 3:30 PM til 3:30 AM Valentine's Day night. And I'll be damned if I don't get any poontang in the locker room during my break at the YMCA
Feb 8th, 2008 01:41 PM
Dixie I think giving cards to the lonely girls is a sweet thing to do. I'm sure they appreciate it.
Feb 8th, 2008 01:40 PM
MetalMilitia Joat is Jonathan Clement's younger brother. He told me so.
Feb 8th, 2008 01:34 PM
Emu Guys I like Joat let's not chase him off this time.
Feb 8th, 2008 01:33 PM
Chojin He's learned a lot about himself and others in the 2 or 3 hours he was absent from the boards.

Luckily, I have some plainspoken advice for him!

Feb 8th, 2008 12:12 PM
Dr. Boogie Didn't you swear off coming to this forum?
Feb 8th, 2008 11:14 AM
executioneer the real meaning of february 14th is lonely masturbation and crying
Feb 8th, 2008 05:12 AM
JakeOfAllTrades
You Can Make a Better Feb. 14th

My previous Valentine's Day approach, since I clearly wasn't getting any clear response from the girl I was giving roses to, was to use the dozens of Valentine's cards I made to sell, since I sold few, to give to girls and guys who didn't have Valentines.

This proved to be a big hit. I might not have gotten a date that day, but I brightened up an otherwise lonely day for a lot of people who weren't as popular as the ones who did get lots of cards and flowers.

I'm thinking that I could encourage people to do this in their workplaces and staffrooms as much as they can. We need a brighter Feb. 14th so people know what the real meaning of love is, not just a Hallmark Holiday.

So who's with me on doing this this year?

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