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Feb 16th, 2004 07:33 AM
noob3 condoms? you guys ARE RETARDED BABIES ARE A MYTH
Feb 15th, 2004 03:12 AM
Perndog Congratulations, Bubba. And I feel your pain..condoms are indeed the enemy.
Feb 14th, 2004 06:41 PM
FartinMowler The reason was... :/ that I didn't want to wear a condom and two kids are better than one defective emissilheadom.
Feb 14th, 2004 05:57 PM
Esuohlim You should tell your daughters that they're the reason
Feb 14th, 2004 05:26 PM
FartinMowler
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btw, condoms suck major dick. litterally and figuratively.
I had a vasectomy :/ lets see you have someone rip into your balls and tie a knot then you can whine like a baby.
Feb 14th, 2004 04:51 PM
Esuohlim SO HOW WAS IT?
Feb 14th, 2004 04:07 PM
CaptainBubba TEE-FUCKING-HEE-HEE.

btw, condoms suck major dick. litterally and figuratively.
Sep 12th, 2003 02:59 PM
CaptainBubba True.

I'm seriously considering being a lifelong virgin. I hate girls more every day. All I ever hear is how mean and abusive their boyfriends are and how much they fuck them. I honestly can't stand it. Its making me violently insane.
Sep 12th, 2003 06:46 AM
Anonymous ANY THREAD I'M IN CAN'T BE ALL BAD
Sep 12th, 2003 06:36 AM
CaptainBubba THIS THREAD FUCKING SUCKS.
Sep 12th, 2003 05:58 AM
Anonymous I DON'T BELONG IN THIS THREAD
Sep 12th, 2003 05:35 AM
executioneer CRY ABOUT IT, CAPTAIN BUBBA

-willie
Sep 11th, 2003 04:58 PM
MrAdventure hey penises, u smell

yo vagiana, get lost

hey there butthole go color a bowl

how's about a nice handshake
Sep 11th, 2003 03:36 PM
CaptainBubba I seriously fucking hate how this thread turned out.

And its not even like I was expecting anything better than acceptable.
Sep 11th, 2003 01:51 PM
Anonymous UGLY...DOT...TV!!!
Sep 11th, 2003 01:49 PM
glowbelly i'm not a virgin and i feel fine
Sep 11th, 2003 01:51 AM
Jixby Phillips THIS MESSAGE BOARD USED TO BE MOSTLY LADIES

NOW ITS MOSTLY 14 YEAR OLD BOYS

HOBO RENEE YOU ARE ADORABLE AND I HOPE YOU GET LAID (SANS STDS)

DON'T DO ANY VIRGINS THOUGH, YOU MIGHT ACCIDENTALLY PICK UP ONE OF THESE LOSERS

PS I'M A VIRGIN AND I FEEL FINE
Sep 10th, 2003 09:26 PM
Anonymous Yes, but he's ugly.tv.
Sep 10th, 2003 08:41 PM
Jeanette X I got my bf from match.com.
Seriously.
Sep 10th, 2003 08:09 PM
Perndog 1) I said not worth looking at and speaking to. There are plenty of hot ones, even perfectly sweet hot ones, that I'm not interested in.

2) You might have lower standards than I do. She doesn't need to be all that ugly for me to walk away.
Sep 10th, 2003 07:54 PM
CaptainBubba I thought it went without saying that ugly bitches need not apply to the Bubba luvin club.
Sep 10th, 2003 07:46 PM
Perndog It sucks when you're on a campus with 800 women and about only about 10 of them are even worth both looking at and speaking to.

There are plenty of singles in the other 790, though, Bubba; want me to send a couple over?
Sep 10th, 2003 07:16 PM
CaptainBubba It sucks having all your new friends that are girls have boyfriends already. Escpecially when the boyfriends are repulsive.

It also sucks having no one aknowledge you as a serious human being, but instead a little dude who exists to amuse all the fortunate and taken girls out there.

I don't get along with guys and I do get along with girls to some degree, but girls like nothing more than fucking torturing me and being massive painful cock teases.
Sep 10th, 2003 06:52 PM
Esuohlim It sucks having your best friend be a girl because then you can't talk about girls you'd bang without it being awkward.

I wish she was a lesbian

VIRGINITY IS KEEN
Sep 10th, 2003 06:44 PM
CaptainBubba I LOVE IT WHEN THIS THREAD GETS BUMPED BECAUSE I GET TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT I AM STILL A VIRGIN.
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