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|Jul 22nd, 2007 01:20 AM|
|Dr. V||Ok, now I don't have to read it.|
|Jul 21st, 2007 06:43 PM|
|Jul 21st, 2007 06:16 PM|
|Jul 21st, 2007 06:08 PM|
here's what this tread is about:
Voldemort kills Burbage on pg. 12
A Death Eater kills Hedwig on pg. 56
Mad-Eye is confirmed dead on pg. 78
Scrimgeour is confirmed dead on pg. 159
Wormtail's silver hand kills him on pg. 471
Dobby dies on pg. 476
Snape gets bitten on the neck by Nagini, dies on pg. 658
Fred Weasley gets blown up, dies on pg. 637
HARRY IS KILLED by Voldemort on pg. 704
Hangs out with Dumbledore (already dead), comes back to life on pg. 724
Voldemort gets killed by his own rebounding curse on pg. 744
Tonks, Lupin, and Colin Creevy have their deaths confirmed on pg. 745
19 years after the events in the book:
*Ron has married Hermione, their two children are named Rose and Hugo
*Harry has married Ginny, their three children are named Lily, James, and Albus Severus.
Draco Malfoy has a son named Scorpius
The epilogue shows all of the children boarding the train for Hogwarts together.
The final lines of the book are:
"The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well."
"NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU BITCH!" : Molly Weasley, to Bellatrix Lestrange, P. 736
Also: Draco Malfoy is balding by the end of the book.
|Jul 21st, 2007 01:48 PM|
|Perndog||This reminds me. Some of my friends work at Orchestra Hall in Minneapolis, and one day a lady came to complain at the box office because she brought her kids to see Grieg's Peer Gynt and she was shocked by all of the dirty nineteenth-century Norwegian sex. This is supposed to be a family organization!! and everything. And they told her, "actually, our target audience is only adults, and we try to discourage people from bringing young children [so fuck off]." That made me giggle.|
|Jul 21st, 2007 12:59 AM|
Maybe you should have discussed art with him. He probably could've gotten scared off or something since he's most likely just working there.
No art for children? Fuck that.
|Jul 18th, 2007 10:00 AM|
|Dole||Ugh, what a wanker. You should have kicked him in the cunt.|
|Jul 9th, 2007 07:34 PM|
|Grislygus||That's hilarious. You should have started babytalking.|
|Jul 7th, 2007 01:20 AM|
|MisSFiT||I'm speechless, I didn't realize the severity of the situation|
|Jul 6th, 2007 11:49 AM|
|Perndog||Should have told him that his kind (cripples) ain't welcome here and he best be moving on before you find a good hangin' tree|
|Jul 6th, 2007 06:31 AM|
|Dr. V||Should have told him to watch him as you stepped out and had a smoke or something.|
|Jul 5th, 2007 09:06 PM|
hahaha ansel adams, wth
couldn't he have just gone to an insurance company's office or something instead
|Jul 5th, 2007 08:20 PM|
whoever said van gogh makes no sense is a dum dum. how hard is it to understand starry night?
and, uh, one armed art fag came up to me at an ansel adams exhibit and asked if i could leave for 10 minutes or if there was something i could do to shut my son up because he drove a long way to see these pictures and they were majestic and my son was ruining the experience for him.
my son was not screaming or crying - i leave places when he starts carrying on like that.
he was pointing at a picture and "talking" about it.
now you know what this thread is truly about.
|Jul 5th, 2007 03:45 PM|
|Perndog||i prefer the hair of the dog ha ha am i right guys|
|Jul 5th, 2007 01:31 PM|
|MockMeAmadeus||Stare at the eyes. It is in the eyes. Of the dog, I mean.|
|Jul 5th, 2007 01:21 PM|
the dog is adorable, but i'm not feeling the emotion in his work... :/
where's the pain and suffering of everyday dog life?
|Jul 5th, 2007 08:49 AM|
Tillamook "van Gogh" At least he makes more sense than van Gogh.
|Jul 4th, 2007 12:13 PM|
|Perndog||Tillamook Cheddar (b. Greenwich, Connecticut, 17 January 1999; also called Tillie for short) is a Jack Russell terrier dog from the United States. She is the world's most widely shown and successful living animal painter, having since 1999 had 16 solo exhibitions of her work, throughout the United States as well as in Belgium, the Netherlands, and Bermuda. Her paintings have sold for up to US $2,150.|
|Jul 4th, 2007 11:30 AM|
|MisSFiT||I don't think so, but it came with a picture of the elephant painting the picture.|
|Jul 4th, 2007 04:18 AM|
|MockMeAmadeus||Did the elephant sign it?|
|Jul 4th, 2007 04:15 AM|
|MockMeAmadeus||Did the elephant sign it? :O|
|Jul 4th, 2007 12:20 AM|
No, Van Gough cut off his ear and then shot himself in the chest in the middle of a field.
DaVinci and Michaelangelo were gay.
Beethoven was deaf.
Elephants can paint with their trunks, my sister has a painting hanging in her living room from an elephant in Tennessee.
|Jul 3rd, 2007 09:32 PM|
|Perndog||No, that was Calvin Klein.|
|Jul 3rd, 2007 06:49 PM|
i'm pretty sure that people with one arm can't paint well...
wait, was it beethoven who only had one arm?
|Jul 3rd, 2007 03:07 AM|
one armed people are stupid. there is this one dude that cuts meat at the old country buffet near my house and he has one arm with three finger things sticking out of his stump.
needless to say i never get the ham or roast beef there.
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