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|Jan 25th, 2008 10:27 AM|
|Cosmo Electrolux||if I were you, I'd take the link out of my sig.....just saying.|
|Jan 25th, 2008 08:56 AM|
|Great Mighty Poo||Forget the ticks, have you ever tasted deer burger? So lean and tasty... Mmmmmhhh.|
|Jan 9th, 2008 08:53 PM|
|executioneer||there was a half-tame deer at a campground i went to once that let people pet it and drank out of a cup if it was offered to it|
|Jan 9th, 2008 07:38 PM|
|Jan 9th, 2008 03:28 PM|
|Tadao||They can also break bones. I wouldn't pet it even though I love me some animals. I would let it smell me though. I guess I would risk pain to try to free it from barbwire or a trap, but I wouldn't risk pain to have a Disney moment.|
|Jan 9th, 2008 02:25 PM|
|Pentegarn||I don't know what I would have done in your place. On one hand, deer are always cool and petting one would be conceptually great. On the other hand however, I hear they have ticks.|
|Jan 9th, 2008 12:53 PM|
|Jan 9th, 2008 06:45 AM|
Kinda had the same thing only i was swimming with a penguin
Random but awsome at the same time.
|Jan 9th, 2008 01:55 AM|
|Fatacula||Soon they will learn our language and mate with our women.|
|Jan 9th, 2008 12:54 AM|
|Neen||These wild animals getting used to humans, especially ones as timid as deer, is not a good thing.|
|Jan 8th, 2008 11:58 PM|
|Tadao||Good thing you weren't wearing Axe.|
|Jan 8th, 2008 11:57 PM|
No. I just put on some Degree and I had a fresh pair of underwear on.
Strangest thing that has ever happened to me.
|Jan 8th, 2008 10:54 PM|
|Tadao||MattJack: I wondering, were you by chance carrying and food items in your pcket? Like an open granola bar, mixed nuts, 6 Dollar Burger? They can smell food from a long ways.|
|Jan 8th, 2008 10:49 PM|
All I'm sayin' is, watch your back Ma-Ti!
Your days are numbered.
|Jan 8th, 2008 10:19 PM|
|Jan 8th, 2008 09:33 PM|
|Sethomas||Surprisingly, I've never been hunting. At one point I was in the wilderness and didn't have enough protein in my system to accommodate the workload of a 60 lb. backpack carried 15 miles a day, so I cornered a squirrel against a tree and drew my knife to slay it. I was thwarted at the last second by "moralists" who didn't think it was a good idea.|
|Jan 8th, 2008 09:10 PM|
|saltshakermaniac||I once feed a Raccoon by hand, he just walked up to me and i went into my house to get some leftover chicken and when i came back out he was standing by the door waiting for me.|
|Jan 8th, 2008 08:35 PM|
|Nick||You should have rode it home.|
|Jan 8th, 2008 07:24 PM|
Hmmmm... good point. Lets narrow it down. Do you wear a long flowing dress, or a furry loincloth stuff with a pair of retarded crotch ferrets.
He's right, either way = gay.
|Jan 8th, 2008 07:21 PM|
Once I get some cool ass ferrets to do my bidding or an eagle to fly down from the sky to let me pet it.. I guess I'm going to have to be Snow White for now
To be honest, I thought it was going to bite me, but I had to touch it.
|Jan 8th, 2008 07:18 PM|
|Guitar Woman||More like a John Deere letter haha|
|Jan 8th, 2008 07:15 PM|
JOKE ABOUT DEER JOHN LETTER!! HA!! A-HA-HA-HA!!
Seriously though, you know that means you are the beastmaster, right?
or Snow White.
its completely gay to have a deer like you
im jealous tho
|Jan 8th, 2008 07:12 PM|
|MattJack||ba doomp cchhhh|
|Jan 8th, 2008 07:10 PM|
|Fatacula||Did she have a nice rack? HAHA get it? Deer...Rack!!....uggghhhh.... thats all I got|
|Jan 8th, 2008 07:04 PM|
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