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| Jun 14th, 2003 04:52 AM | |
| SenorSalsa | he popped a boaner, bent his spine backwards, and played with his balls with his toung! And then he had a brief snack, and went back too it |
| Jun 14th, 2003 04:10 AM | |
| Lum Buf | well yeah fat cheerleaders suck. i mean the cheerleading squad is for goodlooking idiot girls who cant do anything else. not bad looking idiot girls. but w/e yeah you are really boring and i bet you popped a boner when you talked to those four drones. |
| Jun 14th, 2003 04:03 AM | |
| SenorSalsa | Jesus, if that is the best story that you can come up with your highschool is really boring. But yeah, i dont like fat cheerleaders but you are mean mean. I got a blowjob from my girlfriend while we were watching hamtaro for goodness sakes! |
| May 14th, 2003 07:29 AM | |
| mischief | damn that was funny professor |
| May 13th, 2003 09:43 PM | |
| Professor Cool |
The world hates Warped Rob A Revision of "Warped Rob's The World hates fat cheerleads" by Professor Cool Earlier in art class today, a preppy freshmen was bragging to all her drone-like friends about how she's a basketball cheerleader, she then went on to say "like, oh my god though,Warped Rob didn't make the squad and she's like all sad." I overheard this and replied "You know it's because she's Warped Rob, right?" Four drones turned on me and started yelling "Warped Rob!". I explained my reasoning, which is this: Which would you rather see, a small 120 pound girl with breasts dancing and jiggling around, or a 200 pound Warped Rob in tight clothing with her gut and arm flab hanging out and distracting people. A few more assholes were shouted, when my friend Bobo stepped in and said "Professor Cool, you're not an Warped Rob , you're a true Warped Rob !" Later when I was eating lunch with my other buddy Jin , I was re-telling the story, when none other than Warped Rob came up and looked at me, and tried to be menacing, when actually she just looked like a Warped Rob staring into the headlights of a Warped Rob , and said to me "Thanks a lot you Warped Rob " I nodded and replied welcome. One of her Warped Rob friends got in my face and started yelling something like "you need to be nicer to people" but all I heard was Warped Rob , because I was drinking my milk. I looked back at her to see if she had finished with her ranting and belched one of the loudest and nastiest burps I could muster. So I geuss the moral of the story is; Warped Rob's stories suck. |
| May 13th, 2003 01:27 AM | |
| Les Waste | Warped rob sucks. |
| May 9th, 2003 08:40 PM | |
| jin | WHAT A WONDERFUL AND INTERESTING STORY. I ESPECIALLY LIKE THE WAY IN WHICH YOU SAID "ITS CAUSE SHE'S FAT" AND THEN BURPED. IT REALLY CHALLENGES CONTEMPORARY WRITING STYLES AND IT IS EXCELLENT AND I LOVE YOU EXTREMELY MUCH. |
| May 9th, 2003 08:30 PM | |
| Cap'n Crunch | Take THAT Becky. She got what she deserved, not making the cheerleading team. What a slut. |
| May 9th, 2003 02:32 PM | |
| CyborgDuckPenis | You are an asshole though. |
| May 9th, 2003 02:19 PM | |
| Spectre X | that was neither funny nor interesting. please leave these premisis for all eternity and wither away. |
| May 9th, 2003 01:45 PM | |
| warped rob |
The world hates fat cheerleaders. Earlier in art class today, a preppy freshmen was bragging to all her drone-like friends about how she's a basketball cheerleader, she then went on to say "like, oh my god though, Becky didn't make the squad and she's like all sad." I overheard this and replied "You know it's because she's fat, right?" Four drones turned on me and started yelling asshole. I explained my reasoning, which is this: Which would you rather see, a small 120 pound girl with breasts dancing and jiggling around, or a 200 pound cow in tight clothing with her gut and arm flab hanging out and distracting people. A few more assholes were shouted, when my friend Brad stepped in and said "rob, you're not an asshole, you're a true american!" Later when I was eating lunch with my other buddy Matt, I was re-telling the story, when none other than Becky came up and looked at me, and tried to be menacing, when actually she just looked like a cow staring into the headlights of a Mac Truck, and said to me "Thanks a lot you jerk" I nodded and replied welcome. One of her friends got in my face and started yelling something like "you need to be nicer to people" but all I heard was JORFMODJFDHJ, because I was drinking my milk. I looked back at her to see if she had finished with her ranting and belched one of the loudest and nastiest burps I could muster. So I geuss the moral of the story is; Eat your veggies. |
