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| Apr 11th, 2006 11:04 AM | ||
| Mr. Vagiclean |
 oh man
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| Apr 11th, 2006 06:06 AM | ||
| MrAdventure |
OLD PEOPLE GIVE GIFTS DOS AND DO NOTS: DOS MAKE SURE IT WILL KEEP SOMEONE WARM MAKE SURE IT WILL HELP STOP A COLD MAKE SURE IT IS SOFT MAKE SURE IT ISNT TOO EXPENSIVE UNLESS ITS AN ANNIVERSARY IF ITS AN ANNIVERSARY GO ALL OUT MAKE SURE ITS A CHECK OR A CARD IF ITS NOT A CHECK OR A CARD DEMAND THAT ITS PUT IN THE BANK RIGHT AWAY MAKE IT YOURSELF MAKE IT YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL AND HOPE THEY LIKE YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL RELIGION IS OKAY BECAUSE PEOPLE EXPECT IT FROM YOU MAKE IT THOUGHTFUL PRACTICAL AND SHOW THAT YOU CARE AND LOVE THEM HINT AT THE FACT THAT YOU DONT HAVE ENOUGH GRANDKIDS AND MAKE SURE THEY REALIZE THAT THE MESSAGE IS: IM OLD AND I DONT WANT *YOU* TO DIE BUT ME, WELL MAKE IT A TOY IF ITS A GRANDKID TO MAKE ADULTS JEALOUS DONTS DONT LEAVE THE PRICE TAG ON UNLESS ARTHRITIS DONT PURCHASE A FAD THE REAL GIFTS LAST FOR YEARS DONT EXPECT A BIG SMILE ALL THAT MATTERS IS THAT YOURE ALIVE TO SEE THEM ALL TOGETHER AGAIN DONT TRY TO SURPRISE ANYONE EVER DONT EXPECT TO LEAVE WITH MORE THAN HUGS AND MEMORIES DONT TAKE FOR GRANTED HOW DUMB YOUNGS ARE THEY DONT KNOW WHAT THEY WANT (TO STAY ALIVE ANOTHER YEAR) DONT GET MAD IF YOU CANT USE A GIFT YOURSELF KIDS JUST DONT UNDERSTAND THE NEEDS OF THE OLDER AMERICAN AT TIMES DONT ATTEMPT ASSEMBLY WHATEVER YOU DO DONT i hope these have been a big help to you and yorus merry christmas |
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| Apr 5th, 2006 06:23 PM | ||
| sadie | this is a thread for mradventure! | |
| Apr 5th, 2006 12:35 AM | ||
| deAdeNdz |
Re: What is it about the elderly Quote:
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| Apr 4th, 2006 11:00 PM | ||
| Fathom Zero |
Thankfully, nobody in my family is very old. I have four year's over anybody in my generation on my mother's side. My youngest aunt is five only five years older than me. I visit my great-grandmother during Christmas. Old people are a hassle, but I just deal with it and love 'em just the same. |
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| Apr 4th, 2006 10:52 PM | ||
| Terra |
Actually, the point of the thread was to surmize what it was they were trying to tell me. As I understand it from many of my older relatives, the days following the depression were hell. I'm not slamming the gas card or the pallet of soup and the other stuff (well, okay the hot pink tube socks-but it gets cold here) as much as I'm wondering what they know that I don't. And that's obviously plenty. At any time in my life, my blessings could easily be defined by a can of soup. I love my relatives. If it weren't for them I wouldn't have the blessings that I have that came from the sweat of their brows. |
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| Apr 4th, 2006 10:45 PM | ||
| Chojin | noob has dominated in this thread :< | |
| Apr 4th, 2006 10:42 PM | ||
| Fathom Zero |
Yeah, well my uncle died four weeks ago. Let's make this the Dead Relatives Thread. |
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| Apr 4th, 2006 10:21 PM | ||
| Lotida |
I agree with Ziggy. My Grandfather passed away last summer. He was 92. In the last few years of his life he told many stories of how things used to be. It was cool as hell to hear all of this stories and the things he endured in his 92 years. I miss him.  As far as gifts, my grandparents has 12 kids. (Yes, they were Catholic) At the time they passed, there were 78 "immediate" family members. My Grandmother had Christmas at her house every year and bought EVERYONE a gift. It was always something small but she never forgot anyone. 
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| Apr 4th, 2006 09:50 PM | ||
| ziggytrix |
Hey guys, my grandparents never give me more than a ten dollar gift, cuz they don't have a whole lot of money. But I'm not ungrateful, because they are cool as fuck, and I get to hang out with them on holidays and listen to old war stories and what is going on with the rest of the family, and YOU WILL APPRECIATE THAT WHEN YOU ARE OLDER, OR I HOPE YOU DON'T LIVE TO BE OLD. |
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| Apr 4th, 2006 09:08 PM | ||
| Jixby Phillips | fuck yall | |
| Apr 4th, 2006 08:43 PM | ||
| Seven Force |
I like cheese. 
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| Apr 4th, 2006 08:35 PM | ||
| Lotida |
Everyone knows that Noobs can only enjoy gifts his girlfriend lets him have!  My husband's Grandma gave us a subscription to Readers Digest for years at Christmas time. After she got bored with that, we got the annual Cheese & Jelly crate in the mail. She's passed now... and we miss that cheese!!
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| Apr 4th, 2006 08:07 PM | ||
| Fathom Zero | Have you ever been to Disney World and stuck behind old people in line? 'Nuff Said. | |
| Apr 4th, 2006 07:52 PM | ||
| Rongi | my grandma bought me a 500 dollar entertainment center for my birthday | |
| Apr 4th, 2006 07:45 PM | ||
| noob3 | seriously, my grandma gives me like $200 dollars on holidays. | |
| Apr 4th, 2006 07:44 PM | ||
| Jixby Phillips |
my elderly relatives give me stuff i like not all old people are out of touch u insensitive jerk |
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| Apr 4th, 2006 07:43 PM | ||
| noob3 |
he's only trying to see if he can get his car valet'd when he goes to the proctologist cause it hurts him to walk with those anus blisters and all |
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| Apr 4th, 2006 07:41 PM | ||
| Rongi | terra you really suck at internet fights | |
| Apr 4th, 2006 07:40 PM | ||
| Terra | I suppose you valet park for that too? | |
| Apr 4th, 2006 07:39 PM | ||
| noob3 | you sure do like the idea of things in asses, and just so you know my ass is in no threat of blisters. if your ass is getting blistered, you might want to see some sort of ass doctor | |
| Apr 4th, 2006 07:37 PM | ||
| Terra | If you shove them in your ass they will protect that area too. Of course they will protect you from blisters. | |
| Apr 4th, 2006 07:34 PM | ||
| noob3 |
will they protect my feet from blisters the answer, if they are socks, is yes. |
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| Apr 4th, 2006 07:33 PM | ||
| Terra |
Say shitforbrains, since it's a hundred fucking degrees where you have to valet park, I'm sure the hot pink tubies will suit you just fine. Something tells me they are just your color. |
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| Apr 4th, 2006 06:56 PM | ||
| noob3 |
excuse me do u not work or somthing if somone sent me socks i would be so thankful and don't even get me started on free gasoline hey how about this, what's up with these ungreatful fucking stupid brats mother fucker i'll slice you up like a turkey on thanksgiving bitch ass ps send me all unopened socks thx |
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