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May 19th, 2012 07:08 PM

They're better than guard dogs, though. Once they spot an intruder there's no stopping them.
May 19th, 2012 04:38 PM
Tadao I used to live next door to those fucking birds. Fuck I hate them.
May 19th, 2012 04:26 PM
Kitsa When my grandparents had peacocks, the local grocery store used to give them the leftover produce because peacocks love that shit. Everyone should see a bunch of peacocks fighting over a head of cabbage at least once in their lives.
May 17th, 2012 02:57 PM
Tadao How about ordering less produce and give the left overs to the homeless before it rots.
May 17th, 2012 01:03 PM
Aaarg who are you, trash0jr?
May 17th, 2012 01:54 AM
Tacobot That sucks for your co-worker, but maybe if you and your boss stopped jerking off in the back room and got out on the floor did some work you could make some profit and get the poor thing a raise.

So stop worrying about how they're wasting food and start thinking about all the money they're wasting on you.
May 16th, 2012 04:38 PM
May 16th, 2012 02:09 PM
Tadao She probably does a shitty job.
May 16th, 2012 09:11 AM
Aaarg i have a co-worker who has been with the company for a few months short of a decade and she makes 8.35 an hour for 28 hours a week.

go fuck yourself.

also if i'm working evenings i spend half my shift eating cookies from the deli and thumbing my ass in the produce prep room. i don't think throwing food waste into something other than a dumpster is really going to affect where my boss's money goes.

also my boss took a drug test for me. i don't think he's particularly uptight about stuff.
May 16th, 2012 04:41 AM
Big McLargehuge Son if your employer is evil i'd recommend a new employer.
Quit your job. Sell your organs.
May 15th, 2012 05:51 AM
Tacobot I thought i might learn something about composting in here. what an idiot.

Why would your boss pay you to do something that doesn't make them profit?

And yea you should come to California and work at the evil super market that i work
for, they wont pay you enough to make a living here and wont give you a raise with a
promotion but yea they separate there trash and compost and i sleep so much better knowing that.
May 11th, 2012 02:11 AM
Zhukov It's not like rotten vegetables are going to pollute the world if they go to a landfill. They'll just provide food for the rats and seagulls until they decompose. Thus, the circle of life continues.
May 10th, 2012 07:47 PM
Tadao Compost,

Just doo it!
May 10th, 2012 07:46 PM
May 10th, 2012 07:43 PM
Tadao You must live anywhere besides the bible belt.
May 10th, 2012 07:31 PM
stevetothepast We have a really good recycling and compost system where I live, the city comes and picks up recyclables and compost so theres not really any work for me to do, except sort out my trash. I tend to just throw everything in waste.
May 10th, 2012 06:24 PM
Tadao Composting,

It's the shit!
May 10th, 2012 05:34 PM
Kitsa I had a pretty nice compost heap going until the power company spray painted lines on it and then backhoed it out of existence
May 10th, 2012 04:21 PM
Esuohlim Landfills are good though! They turn into parks and college campuses and those are always full of pretty smelling flowers to smell all day
May 10th, 2012 08:34 AM
Aaarg yeah the idea is that it would benefit somebody instead of just going to a landfill
May 9th, 2012 10:06 PM
May 9th, 2012 10:02 PM
Dr. Boogie I guess put it all in a pile and let nature sort it out?

Why not just sell it as, "I'm going to convince some local hippies to haul away some of our trash for free?"

If it doesn't benefit someone other than you (in an abstract, karmic sort of way), don't expect the program to last very long once you're out.
May 9th, 2012 09:51 PM
Esuohlim I'm going to take all of my 17,621 I-Mock posts out back and mulch it together so I can grow one beautiful flower to smell all day
May 9th, 2012 09:44 PM
Tadao So like duuuuude, I wanna make this thing happen where my fellow humans harness the light to power the radio we listen to at work.
May 9th, 2012 08:44 PM
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