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Sep 29th, 2003 12:46 PM
Protoclown FARSCAPE IS THE BEST TREK
Sep 27th, 2003 08:07 PM
Carnivore I'm sorry, but DS9 reigns supreme. The Dominion War rocked!
Sep 27th, 2003 08:01 PM
Anonymous next gen was my favorite... not to dis the original though
all the other ones suck ass
Sep 25th, 2003 07:00 AM
noob3 ENTERPRISE SEASON 3 THREAD
Sep 24th, 2003 09:03 PM
AChimp ENTERPRISE SEASON 3 THRE... oh wait.
Sep 24th, 2003 01:07 PM
Protoclown I saw part of the Season 3 opener when I was at my parents' house. It SUCKED
Sep 23rd, 2003 11:37 PM
AChimp ENTERPRISE THEME HATE THREAD.
Sep 23rd, 2003 07:07 AM
pjalne Good to hear I'm not the only one who was appaled by the theme.
Sep 22nd, 2003 03:55 PM
AChimp ENTERPRISE SEASON 1 THREAD.
Sep 22nd, 2003 02:28 PM
FS Good God. I'm watching the first episode of Enterprise now (I was waiting for a channel to pick up some episodes because I refused to rent it), and I spent two or three minutes with my mouth agape and my eyes wide as the opening credits and (more importantly) the themesong ran. Holy shit. Did they steal the lyrics from a Saved by the Bell song?
Sep 22nd, 2003 12:29 PM
Protoclown "Enterprise" is a pile of shit
Sep 21st, 2003 11:15 AM
AChimp
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Originally Posted by Daphne
See that's the thing, they are all to arrogant to admit maybe the Vulcans are on to something, having done space travel for ages and ages!
But no, they'd rather be rude sucky babies and suck.
The Vulcans are dickheads in Enterprise. They don't have complete control over their emotions like they do in TOS and stuff later in the timeline. They're actually aggressive and lie at times, and they are jealous of the humans' achievements (for example, they say in one episode that it took humans a couple decades to perfect a Warp 2 engine whereas it took the Vulcans a few centuries).

TNG was the best series, and is kinda tied with TOS, in my opinion. I love watching the old episodes to hear McCoy bitching about one thing or another.

DS9 got good at the end with the Dominion War stuff, but I think it ended on a weak note, as opposed to "All Good Things" which ended with some awesome Qness.

Yeah, Voyager was really annoying for a while, but there are a bunch of really good episodes. The stuff with the Herogin (sp?) was cool, and Species 8472. The episodes that focused on Neelix's past problems were pretty dumb for the most part, but then again, so are almost all of the character development episodes in any of the series. Once they got rid of Kes things got a lot better.

They kinda made up for the Hugh mistake at the end of Voyager when they blow up the main Borg base and their entire transwarp network that they used to travel around the galaxy really fast. Of course, there's no way to know what effect that had since they've decided to focus on the past for now.
Sep 21st, 2003 04:52 AM
FS

It's kind of funny to see the first episode(s) of TNG now. For instance, Data acts pretty much human, he just looks weird and can't whistle Pop Goes The Weasel (which Riker couldn't remember in Star Trek: Nemesis ), but you can tell Brent Spiner had to get the character down.

Plus Captain Picard is a real dickhead and Troi wears a skirt so short her camel toe pops out when she sits down.
Sep 20th, 2003 07:27 PM
Krythor And he was a ripoff of Kryton.

I should have been more specific though. I loved the original two-parter of TNG where Picard was assimilated. They've just been overused since and gave other writer's of the various series' to create their own shitty new pointless creature's with "interesting new cultures and beliefs!"

The thing I loved most about the original Star Trek and TNG were the episodes where something weird and crazy was going on on board the ship and the crew would have to SOLVE THE MYSTERY.

The worst character to ever appear in Star Trek: That fucking chef from Voyager. Boring, pointless and stupid. Whenever I watched it and the episode revolved around him, the plot was something to do with him messing up a pizza or having to cook for 20 people. Ya know, crap that happens wether you're in space or not.
Sep 20th, 2003 07:05 PM
Zbu Manowar Probably because Data was just a manmade Spock to them, and the more human and simple they made his character would have betrayed that fact. Let's face it, Data was a lame character, 'being human' and such beside.
Sep 20th, 2003 06:50 PM
soundtest That Tasha Yar Romulan thing was so fucking weak... I hated that episode.

And on the subject of Trek's lameness... wtf was with Data not being able to use contractions like "can't, won't, don't" etc.? I'm no Computer Science major (dropout, yes -_- ) but that seems about as basic as computer logic can get:

IF
words_to_speak = "CAN NOT"
THEN
words_to_speak = "CAN'T"
ENDIF

Sep 20th, 2003 06:17 PM
Zbu Manowar Yeah, Trek just loved doing supposedly moral stuff like that. Personally, I think Geordi would have 'accidentally' been beamed into space but Next Gen didn't have a 'Mirror, Mirror' episode that I'm aware of.

Ah, if only they did. That would have rocked.

Since we're talking about it, can someone explain the whole 'Tasha Yar's daughter is now a Romulan' storyline? They tie it back to how an alternate Enterprise but...the hell?
Sep 20th, 2003 04:43 PM
FS Yes. DS9 got a little better around the time they switched uniforms, Avery Brooks shaved his head and they started introducing some better races and action (ie, more Klingons, more spacebattles, less annoying smiling Bajoran bitch lady). The occasional humor got better too.

The Borg were a good idea that was just used too often, and often wrongly. They're supposed to be mindless killers, like nazi bees, but the writers constantly contradict themselves by giving some Borg individuality and stuff. I still think First Contact is the best out of all the Star Trek movies, though.

Remember that old TNG episode where they caught a Borg boy ("Hugh"), then wanted to use him to introduce a fatal mathmatical virus into the Borg, and finally decided not to do it because Geordi (I think) had a sudden case of bleeding heart? Considering the supposed damage the Borg have done since then, you'd think he deserves a royal bitchslapping by now. Fucking idiot.
Sep 20th, 2003 04:26 PM
Zbu Manowar DS9 wasn't that good until they started getting more creative with it (perhaps around the second season). When the characters started to flow together and when they started having fun with it as opposed to 'starship flying around and everybody is a virgin and listens to classical music.' Plus, anything with an alien bartender and a ship that is classifed as 'overgunned' is good with me.

And I won't blame the Borg for the fall of Trek. When they were pretty much unreasonable and indestructable they rocked like nothing else. When they started pussifying them is when all was lost...ala Queen, Seven of Why, etc.
Sep 20th, 2003 11:43 AM
soundtest Next Gen was great - I've seen most of them. The original series is hilarious and awesome, although admittedly I've only seen maybe 10 different episodes... but Kirk's karate chops and womanizing is television gold!

I could never get into DS9. I tried. I've heard there is good to be seen but I don't have the patience for it. Voyager was fucking annoying and Enterprise is the worst.



I think the Borg were cool until that movie with the "Borg Queen" came out... and Voyager fucking RUINED them. But yea... too many uncreatively lame 'wrinkle-forehead-special' alien species. GREETINGS HUMAN I AM OF THE BJORIAN RACE YOU CAN TELL BY MY EARRING
Sep 20th, 2003 10:23 AM
Krythor The introduction of The Borg and every other shitty new alien race after it killed the new series' of Star Trek.
Sep 20th, 2003 10:13 AM
Supafly345 You forgot to add everything before it too.
And DS9.
Sep 20th, 2003 10:02 AM
Zbu Manowar Can't we all agree that everything after DS9 is just not worth it.
Sep 20th, 2003 09:38 AM
executioneer I have never watched this show and plan never to

THAT ISNT EVE N PROPER ENGLISH

-willie
Sep 19th, 2003 10:42 AM
Daphne See that's the thing, they are all to arrogant to admit maybe the Vulcans are on to something, having done space travel for ages and ages!
But no, they'd rather be rude sucky babies and suck.
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