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| Jul 29th, 2003 04:46 PM | |||
| Les Waste |
Guy going over Dr. Nick's many offenses:. . . and gross misuse of cadavers. . . Dr Nick: I get here faster when I drive in the car pool lane! |
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| Jul 29th, 2003 12:36 AM | |||
| SLjimbo |
Chief Wiggum: This place has got more pirated tapes then uuh... Lou: A Chinese K-Mart? Chief Wiggum: That'll have to do... *later* Chief Wiggum: But the owner is in more hot water than.... Lou: A Japanese teabag? Chief Wiggum: Why don't you lay off the Asians, Lou. Dr. Nick: Inflammable means flammable? What a country! |
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| Jul 28th, 2003 11:55 PM | |||
| crash0814 | http://us.imdb.com/Quotes?0182576 | ||
| Jul 28th, 2003 10:46 PM | |||
| Ninjavenom |
Goemon: "Ah, the old 'Exploding Bear Trap In the Ass' trick." (Best sig ever, Boogie.) Lupin: "I wonder which direction the chopper will be coming from?" Goemon: "Up, most likely." John Connor: "It's a blast door! We'll never get through!" What's-Her-Face: "Look, there's a switch! Maybe it will do something!" Milhouse: "Remember that time Santa's Little Helper ate my goldfish, and you lied to me and said i didn't have a goldfish? Then, why did i have the bowl, Bart? Why did i have the bowl?" Bart: "Milhouse, a soul is just something parents made up to scare their kids, like The Boogie Man, or Michael Jackson." Burns: "Ahoy-hoy." Meg: "Mom, tell Chris to stop drawing pictures of me with a pig's body!" Chris: "DON'T CENSOR ME!!" |
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| Jul 28th, 2003 08:32 PM | |||
| crash0814 |
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| Jul 28th, 2003 07:59 PM | |||
| KILLADEUCE |
Tuco to Clint- "Make sure that noose fit's tight around you're neck my friend- It has to hold the wieght of a PIG" (Not verbatim but close) "I like big men, the bigger they are the harder they fall... And sometimes they don't get up" "If you're gonna Shoot, Shoot... Don't Talk" Man there are countless others from that movie- "Good the bad and the ugly" I never realized how much Tuco really stole the show until i recently watched it (i was like 9 when i first saw it) Irony bieng i normally don't like many westerns |
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| Jul 28th, 2003 07:15 PM | |||
| pjalne |
*Peter Griffith climbs into laundromat looking for missing sock* Faun: Welcome to Narnia! Peter: Hey, give me back my sock, you goaty bastard! Grunka Lunkas: Grunka lunka dunka dingredient - don't ever ask about the secret ingredient |
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| Jul 28th, 2003 06:56 PM | |||
| ScruU2wice |
Mezmarino: Nice move Four-eyes here makes you look like skeletor. Homer: hahahahahaahahahahahah!!! Zing!!! hahah!!! whats a Skeletor? |
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| Jul 28th, 2003 11:31 AM | |||
| Schimid |
Homer (After seeing the Japanese commercial): "Well, it was a good ride while it lasted. C'mon kids, let's go home." Lisa: "We ARE home." Homer: "That was fast. |
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| Jul 28th, 2003 04:57 AM | |||
| Spectre X |
"Turn around you sick little monkey!!!" - Ren. "I'm not going to work....I don't feel well....I am at work..." - Homer Simpson. |
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| Jul 27th, 2003 11:38 PM | |||
| Big Papa Goat |
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I love Family Guy so much, there are too many quotes from it to list. But if I have to pick one, the one that comes to mind right now is: Peter: I'm not drunk, I'm just tired, because I've been up all night drinking! or how about this Peter: If there was a stupid and ugly contest, you'd all win! Or lose, whichever is funnier. Stewie: Oh look, its Cirhossis, the wonder puppy. Brian: I'm not drunk, I just have a speach impediment, *throws up* and a stomach virus, *falls off of bar stool* and an inner ear infection. Brian (on Stewie): I'm a pompous little anti-christ who will probably abandon my dreams of world domination when I grow up and fall in love with a rough trick named Jim. Salesmen: You could take the boat, or... you could take whatever is in this mystery box! Lois: Well don't be ridicuolous, we'll take the boat. Peter: Wait, Lois, its a mystery box! It could be anything! Even a boat! You know how much we've wanted a boat! Lois: That was easily the stupidest thing you've ever done Peter! Peter: I don't know, remember that time at the salesmens office? Salesmen: You could take the boat, or... you could take whatever is in this mystery box! Lois: Well don't be ridicuolous, we'll take the boat. Peter: Wait, Lois, its a mystery box! It could be anything! Even a boat! You know how much we've wanted a boat! Lois: Peter for Gods sake, take that bag off your head while your driving! Peter: No can do Lois, I don't want to ruin the surprise. Lois: Well than at least let me drive! Peter: Ha, women driving, you know thats illegal Lois. Stewie: If you were cooking any slower... well you wouldn't be cooking very fast at all now would you! No, thats no good. Oh here we go. If you were cooking any slower, you wouldn't need an egg timer, you'd need an egg calender! Thats right, I went there. Meg: Your hogging up all the fans! Chris: Ya, well, your hogging up all the ugly! Peter: You know whats good for stains? Sex with another man Lois: *grabs Peters crotch* See this! This is mine! This is where I get my babies! Mother Maggy: (to Stewie): Piss of you bloody little wanker! Brian (to Stewie): I thought it would be better if you found out on your own. *Comfortingly* You wanna go get some ice cream? *Stewie shakes his head* You wanna go get some McDonalds? *Stewie shakes his head* You wanna go take a dump in Mother Maggy's shoes? *Stewie wipes a tear from his cheek and nods* Ok, lets go take a dump in Mother Maggy's shoes. Peter: My mom always used whiskey with me when I had a toothache. *Flashback to infant Peter* My tooth hurts. *Thrown whiskey bottle smashes into the wall behind him* KISS forum host: Alright, lets take some calls. Caller #1: KISS rocks! KISS forum host: Good call, good call. Caller #2: Uh, KISS blows. Ya, KISS blows nuts man. Peter: Trace the call, trace the call. KISS forum host: Is this Dennis the Young, lead singer from Styx? Come clean you fat douche! Caller #2: Ya, its me... its Dennis. KISS forum host: Alright Dennis, how about I crank up the Detroit Rock City, and then play some Come Sail Away, and see how they stack up side by side! How would you like that you high voice bastard! We'll be right back. Lois: Chaim? Peter: LOIS! You do not address KISS unless they address you first! Lois: Chaim Witz? Gene Simmons: Which one you want me to sign? Left or Right? Lois: I'm Lois Pewterschmidt! From the New York High School of Art! Gene Simmons: Wow! Hey guys, this is the girl I was talking about! Loose Lois! Ace Freheley: Wow, Loose Lois, the legend herself! Peter Criss: My grand slam was supposed to be with sausages. Gene Simmons: So, is anyone nailing you now? Lois: Yes, my husband nails me. This is him. Peter: You... guys.... are... GODS! Gene Simmons: Ya, thats nice. Hey, we're laying down some tracks in Boston next month, maybe you should stop on by. Lois: That'd be nice Chaim. Peter: Lois, I'm sorry about what I said earlier. Your the coolest wife ever! I can't believe it! My wife did KISS! KISS forum host: Alright today on KISS forum, we got a special guest for you today, Peter Griffin, and his wife Lois. So Lois, I hear you did KISS? Lois: Thats right. KISS forum host: Awesome! Peter, how does it feel knowing your wife has done KISS? Peter: It feels like I've done KISS too. And its a good feeling. KISS forum host: Ok, thats all the time we have for KISS forum, stay tuned for Battlestar Galactica forum, coming up next. *puts on a Battlestar Galactical helmet* Welcome to Battlestar Galactica Forum. Sorry about the rambling quotes, but I knew and loved so many of them, I couldn't stop! |
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| Jul 27th, 2003 08:38 PM | |||
| Esuohlim |
It's "Hesh wants some sex".  But "Debbie, come here. Give Hesh some sex" is better. 
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| Jul 27th, 2003 07:36 PM | |||
| The Retro Kat | Hesh needs sex! | ||
| Jul 27th, 2003 06:55 PM | |||
| Protoclown |
*phone rings* "Hello?"  CLASSIC!
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| Jul 27th, 2003 06:34 PM | |||
| The Retro Kat | "I don't like where this is going." | ||
| Jul 27th, 2003 06:19 PM | |||
| whoreable | "and thats worth all the whiskey in a drunkards dreams" | ||
| Jul 27th, 2003 06:17 PM | |||
| The Retro Kat | You are a fucking idiot. | ||
| Jul 27th, 2003 03:07 AM | |||
| crash0814 |
Re: Favorite Quote from a Movie/TV Show Quote:
"My name is crash0814, and I'm an idiot. Durrhhhhhhh!!!!" |
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| Jul 27th, 2003 01:07 AM | |||
| Esuohlim |
I actually have a lot of favorites from Strangers with Candy, and there are so many of them that while you're thinking about one, you miss another one and you get it the next time around. Some others include "Don't think of it as snitching, think of it as betraying the retarded" and "I'm still doing the wrong things, but for all the right reasons". I love that show.
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| Jul 27th, 2003 12:34 AM | |||
| Les Waste |
From Family Guy: Peter: This onboard computer has three languages! English: Computer: Turn left now. Peter: Spansh: Computer: Va a la izquierda ahora. Peter: and Yakov Smirnof: Computer: In Soviet Russia, car turns you! LOL
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| Jul 26th, 2003 11:26 PM | |||
| Rongi | GOOD ONE | ||
| Jul 26th, 2003 11:18 PM | |||
| Perndog |
Tommy Boy (Rob Lowe's character) "Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid?" Tommy "Ha ha ha ha hah...why?" Super Troopers (Farva puts soap in Rabbit's coffee, which is the dumbest prank I've ever seen) "I got you good, fucker!!"
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| Jul 26th, 2003 09:45 PM | |||
| Anonymous |
Re: Favorite Quote from a Movie/TV Show Quote:
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| Jul 26th, 2003 02:21 PM | |||
| Esuohlim | "What's the lesson?" "If I taught you the lesson, you wouldn't be learning it. I'd be teaching it to you". --Strangers with Candy | ||
| Jul 26th, 2003 12:43 PM | |||
| ScruU2wice |
Theres a ton of simpsons lines but i can only remember a couple "Mr. Simpson, this is never easy to say but im going to have to saw of your arms..." "they'll grow back wont they?" "um, yes..." "Um, homer, are you still holding the candy bar?" "Your point being?" And the family guy line in my sig |
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