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Jul 22nd, 2004 11:49 PM
executioneer @ this thread
Jul 22nd, 2004 11:16 PM
ArrowX point?....
Jul 22nd, 2004 08:59 PM
Terra You need a pussy to have a vagina.

Staying on the Internet will never get you one either.
Jul 21st, 2004 06:29 PM
ArrowX
Quote:
Originally Posted by kellychaos
You are an infragrant vagina.
I don't even have a vagina (much to my dismay)
Jul 21st, 2004 06:12 PM
Sajuuk I just baked cookies...
Jul 21st, 2004 05:34 PM
Terra
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cosmo Electrolux
so, what does it mean if they smell like tuna salad or lobster thermidor?
Well obviously they are in menses and want you to hold that thought until they are finished with it. Try not to be fooled when they say they are done with it. Many have made that mistake.

If you don't smell cookies, they don't want you.
Jul 21st, 2004 02:37 PM
kellychaos You are an infragrant vagina.
Jul 21st, 2004 01:34 PM
ArrowX ok then you need a paper bag, garden hose, a douche, and a coat hanger.
Jul 21st, 2004 11:59 AM
Cosmo Electrolux
Quote:
Originally Posted by Terra
It happens to be a well known scientific fact that women who are NOT attracted to a male candidate will emit a rather foul stench in order to drive him away. Should a man come into close proximity that she wants to procreate with, the female will immediately change her scent to the smell of cookies. Or that of double crunch chocolate chip ice cream. Brownies if she is ready to bear your child.

If you fucksticks ever smell cookies when you are in a roomful of women, ONE of them might be trying to lure you into her snatch.

But they will never tell you directly. You will just have to get down on your hands and knees, snort and rut around their crotches like a pig.
so, what does it mean if they smell like tuna salad or lobster thermidor?
Jul 21st, 2004 11:39 AM
KittyHead
Quote:
Originally Posted by Terra
It happens to be a well known scientific fact that women who are NOT attracted to a male candidate will emit a rather foul stench in order to drive him away. Should a man come into close proximity that she wants to procreate with, the female will immediately change her scent to the smell of cookies. Or that of double crunch chocolate chip ice cream. Brownies if she is ready to bear your child.

If you fucksticks ever smell cookies when you are in a roomful of women, ONE of them might be trying to lure you into her snatch.

But they will never tell you directly. You will just have to get down on your hands and knees, snort and rut around their crotches like a pig.

HAHAHA!! best post ever! that definitely made me laugh out loud.
Jul 21st, 2004 03:18 AM
Dole Blokes grossed out by vaginas do not deserve to be having sex.
Jul 20th, 2004 11:56 PM
MLE YOU CAN'T MOCK HER SHE HAS A PURDY AVATAR
Jul 20th, 2004 11:19 PM
Emu You are the worst poster on the boards.
Jul 20th, 2004 11:16 PM
Sajuuk Stinky.
Jul 20th, 2004 11:07 PM
MLE glowbelly
Jul 20th, 2004 10:06 PM
Hugh_Bristic You're filthy and unfunny.
Jul 20th, 2004 06:47 PM
Terra You don't like cookies?
Jul 20th, 2004 06:42 PM
Matt Harty this whole thread is ew
Jul 20th, 2004 06:18 PM
liquidstatik
Quote:
Originally Posted by glowbelly
there's perfumy type things that are specifically made for vaginas that leave you smelling nice and fresh especially after a nasty period.

you gotta take care of your snatch
That sounds extrememly gross.
Jul 20th, 2004 06:18 PM
Terra It happens to be a well known scientific fact that women who are NOT attracted to a male candidate will emit a rather foul stench in order to drive him away. Should a man come into close proximity that she wants to procreate with, the female will immediately change her scent to the smell of cookies. Or that of double crunch chocolate chip ice cream. Brownies if she is ready to bear your child.

If you fucksticks ever smell cookies when you are in a roomful of women, ONE of them might be trying to lure you into her snatch.

But they will never tell you directly. You will just have to get down on your hands and knees, snort and rut around their crotches like a pig.
Jul 20th, 2004 04:26 PM
Jixby Phillips ^^ very true.
Jul 20th, 2004 02:50 PM
kellychaos It's true.
Jul 20th, 2004 02:36 PM
Cosmo Electrolux
Quote:
Originally Posted by glowbelly
if a girl has a chronic stinky pinky there's nothing that's gonna cover that shit up.

and it's usually a sign that somethin ain't right down below.
this made me laugh out loud at work......
Jul 20th, 2004 02:29 PM
glowbelly if a girl has a chronic stinky pinky there's nothing that's gonna cover that shit up.

and it's usually a sign that somethin ain't right down below.
Jul 20th, 2004 02:14 PM
kellychaos
Quote:
Originally Posted by glowbelly
there's perfumy type things that are specifically made for vaginas that leave you smelling nice and fresh especially after a nasty period.

you gotta take care of your snatch
But is a fragrant vagina a sign of diligent snatch care or a warning light to some underlying, chronic problem? Just sayin'
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