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| Mar 31st, 2007 11:53 AM | ||
| Womti |
I mean I can almost picture his intestines being pulled out his ass 
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| Mar 31st, 2007 11:52 AM | ||
| Womti |
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I'm sure the patient didnt survive. OOOOH SCAAAAAAAAARY! |
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| Mar 31st, 2007 08:18 AM | ||
| Supafly345 | Just for that post I'm giving you aids. | |
| Mar 30th, 2007 10:24 PM | ||
| Iain | Whoever put the NIN song "Closer" into the chase scene in the remake to "The Hitcher" is officially so fucking crazy they are my hero... | |
| Mar 30th, 2007 06:11 PM | ||
| Lenor |
True Story: My ex boyfriend's dad is head of security at Elmira Psychiatric Ward, and along with our tour's of the nut house he would also tell us shit that happened there. One of the stories that has stuck with me since I was told at 16 is how they found one of the resident's in his room, eating his bed sheet. Now, I never thought this was physically possible, thought he was just joking around until I heard about it from other workers there. And since your body does not digest bed sheets, they had to manually pull it out of his ass. I'm sure there was more work done, but I had heard enough. This I believe would cross the line of just being crazy, into completely fucking insane. |
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| Mar 30th, 2007 12:18 PM | ||
| Womti |
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hey jixby did you know that you cant even spell correctly regularly so explain that you creep |
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| Mar 30th, 2007 11:48 AM | ||
| kahljorn | too crazy | |
| Mar 30th, 2007 11:48 AM | ||
| kahljorn | Now THAT'S crazy! | |
| Mar 30th, 2007 03:31 AM | ||
| MattJack |
Great. Now I can finally eat my waffles without those feelings of confusion and lack of understanding. |
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| Mar 30th, 2007 03:24 AM | ||
| Pudty |
Well he says that 6 / Waffles = Something. Allow us to let something = x. We now have 6 / Waffles = x, We can now solve for waffles algebraically. (6/Waffles)*Waffles = xWaffles 6 = xWaffles Waffles = 6/x We now know that Something (x) is not zero (You cannot divaide by 0), and not 6, scince Waffles = 6/6 = 1 And there is no such thing as 1 Waffles, Waffles is plural. So we now have : Waffles = 6/x {x ≠ 6 or 0} And assuming we cannot have negative waffles (As negative waffles would require negative waffle matter/batter, or owing of waffles to another, which fortunatly for us, waffles are non tradable, refundable, or legal tender in any country.) We can say that x must be > 0 and not 6. We now have: Waffles = 6/x, {x > 0, x ≠ 6} So if we go back, we now see that "something"≠ anything 0 or less, or 6, if we are dealing with Waffles plural. Now if we say "you can't get something from nothing" (nothing being understood as 0) We now can see that Something (or 6/waffles) cannot be 0. So we could NOW say 6/Waffles = x, {x ≠ 0} This isn't a problem because there is no value for waffles that allows x to be 0. Heres were waffulus gets interesting. Im going to take the derivitive of Waffles (Waffles = x*waffle) And still this is true, for there to be plural waffle, or waffles, the restrictions on x still apply (x>0 and x≠6) We find out you cannot have 6 waffle because of the identity Waffles = 6/x If we substitute the dirivitive of Waffles (x*Waffle) into the equation we get x Waffle = 6/x Now if we substitute 6 into something we get 6 Waffles = 6/6 6 Waffles = 1 Last time I checked 6 Waffles does not equal one. Moving on. If we grab our Derivitive Waffle Equation (x Waffle = 6/x) and solve for x (something) xWaffle = 6/x (xWaffle)/x = (6/x)/x Waffle = 6/(x^2) Waffle(x^2) = (6/(x^2))(x^2) (x^2)Waffle/Waffle = 6/Waffle x^2 = 6/waffle x = √(6/waffle) You guys need a breather after that? so we now have 3 crutial equations, the Derivitive Waffle Equation (x = √(6/waffle)) and the General Waffles equation (Waffles = 6/x) and the General Something Equation (x = 6/Waffles) Something interesting comes up, 2 of our equations equal x, therefore we shall make them equal to eachother. x = 6/Waffles = √(6/waffle) (6/Waffles)^2 = (√(6/waffle))^2 36/Waffles^2 = 6/waffle -cross multiply- 6 waffle = Waffles ^2 Waffles = √6 waffle And now if we substitute the derivitive of Waffles (x*waffle) x waffle = √(6 waffle) x^2 waffle^2 =6 waffle x^2 = 6waffle/waffle^2 x^2 = 6/waffle x = √(6/waffle) and\or waffle = (6/(x^2)) Recap (Dropping the restrictions for now) Main Waffles Equation: Waffles = 6/x Derived Waffles Eqation: Waffles = √(6 waffle) Dervied Waffle Equation: Waffle = 6/(x^2) Now If we do some intense substitution we get: 6/x = √6(6/(x^2)) Square both sides 36/(x^2) = 6(6/(x^2) Divide by 6 36/(6(x^2) = 6/(x^2) And there we have it 6/(x^2) = 6/(x^2) 1=1 Turns out Waffle Math makes a load of sence. Just really turns out that something can't be negative or 6 when dealing with Waffles. But yeah, you can have 6 waffle and still have syrup. |
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| Mar 30th, 2007 02:44 AM | ||
| kahljorn |
waffle=six w(1) a(2) f(3) f(4) l(5) e(6) 
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| Mar 30th, 2007 02:36 AM | ||
| Divisible by Waffle |
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| Mar 30th, 2007 12:30 AM | ||
| executioneer | well if waffles was the name of a variable it would be 6 i guess | |
| Mar 29th, 2007 11:51 PM | ||
| noob3 | but what = waffles? 6? | |
| Mar 29th, 2007 10:13 PM | ||
| executioneer |
LEN("waffle")/6 = 1 maybe
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| Mar 29th, 2007 09:36 PM | ||
| kahljorn |
waffle/6=1
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| Mar 29th, 2007 07:58 PM | ||
| MattJack | Luckily when I put on my lipstick it's all applied equally on my lips, and it doesn't stray off the lip. | |
| Mar 29th, 2007 07:57 PM | ||
| MattJack |
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| Mar 29th, 2007 01:45 PM | ||
| Seven Force | severed left hands, a secret room with a tv (bonus points if theres weird holes and wires in unexpected places like a restroom or bedroom), a dungeon in a place that wouldnt make sense (like a house), weird facial ticks, erratic behavior, guys who keep their penis tucked in (a mangina), people who pretend to be the opposite sex on the internet or through other means of communication (phone sex lines dont count shut up) | |
| Mar 26th, 2007 06:29 PM | ||
| Mr. Vagiclean | HAHA okay WHOA~ | |
| Mar 26th, 2007 06:13 PM | ||
| Divisible by Waffle | According to my chemistry teacher, 6/waffle = something. And of course, her magical hippy powers (as well as her superpower that lets her not teach chemistry correctly) allow her to see into the future AND into the complex world of mathematics. She tried to explain it to me once, but my brain almost exploded. | |
| Mar 26th, 2007 06:09 PM | ||
| Jixby Phillips |
Hey divisible by waffle did you know your name doesnt even make any sense mathmatically so explain that you creep |
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| Mar 26th, 2007 03:35 PM | ||
| Divisible by Waffle | Usually around the time when the stares turn into screams of terror. Bonus points if they're children ages 2-6. | |
| Mar 26th, 2007 03:01 PM | ||
| mburbank | Felony convictions should raise a warning flag. | |
| Mar 26th, 2007 02:51 PM | ||
| Black Flag |
when it's GOAT CHEESE! haha man you're out there let me tell you what! |
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