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| Oct 30th, 2007 09:11 AM | ||
| MetalMilitia |
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| Oct 28th, 2007 11:09 PM | ||
| Fathom Zero | I saw Saw II the other night and I thought it was 100x better than the first movie! | |
| Oct 28th, 2007 05:59 PM | ||
| DuFresne | christ, whatever as long as I get a fucking blowjob or something | |
| Oct 28th, 2007 05:05 PM | ||
| Emu |
You'll be happy to know that they're planning two more Saw sequels (sawquels?)! 
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| Oct 28th, 2007 04:49 PM | ||
| DuFresne |
My girlfriend dragged me to see it last night.  Spoilers below: I'm sure none of you need this explained, but this movie is VERY FUCKING CONTRIVED. Basically, a detective who was at best a minor character in the third movie or at worst created for this movie (I only saw (lol) the third movie once, so can't remember) has OMG BEEN HELPING JIGSAW AND AMANDA ALL ALONG  AND HE'S GUNNA BE THA NEW JIGSAW YO!!!! Non-spoiler review crap: The movie gets really confusing really quickly, mostly because of an over-abundance in middle-aged white male characters with dark, wavy hair. You get them confused all over the place. Besides that, the pacing of the movie is all fucked up and it's over before you have any real grasp of what's going on. Seriously, only see it if you're a die hard fan of the series, and if you are die hard fan of the series then please kill yourself. Personal Rant Crap So I sat through this piece of shit movie for the sole reason that my girlfriend wanted to see it and I'm a good boyfriend who lets her pick the movie a lot of the time. I subsequently took it upon myself to pay for dinner (something I consider a huge favor because her parents who gave her a credit card are FUCKING LOADED and my family is... not). We get back to my on-campus appartment and she still has the gall to refuse me sex or FOR THAT MATTER ANY REASONABLE FACSIMILE THEREOF, opting instead to study and sleep never mind the fact that Saturday was the only full day this month we would have together SO FUCK IT WAS A PRETTY AWFUL DAY
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| Oct 18th, 2007 11:10 PM | ||
| zeldasbiggestfan | I do too, but the third was pretty bad compared to the first two. Best kill had to be Obi when he got caught in the boiler and burned to death. Those screams were fucking great I have to say. | |
| Oct 18th, 2007 09:31 PM | ||
| Ninjavenom | I like the Saw movies. | |
| Oct 16th, 2007 11:40 PM | ||
| Chojin | great what's up man | |
| Oct 16th, 2007 04:45 PM | ||
| redblooded1379 | Hello,how's everybody doing ? | |
| Oct 15th, 2007 12:36 AM | ||
| darkvare |
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| Oct 14th, 2007 03:49 PM | ||
| Mintrude |
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| Oct 14th, 2007 02:33 PM | ||
| Zbu Manowar |
MetalMilitia is right. Chances are Jigsaw is really Brian O'Blivion in disguise and has a library of tapes that he's going to live on through to keep making Rube Goldberg O' Death Devices for. The only downside is wondering he would swallow a tape: wouldn't your stomach acid eat through it? And exactly what would happen if it did? Be an uneventful movie: CORONER: Look, a cassette tape! DETECTIVE: Let's play it. CORONER: I'm afraid we can't. You see, despite the obvious damage to the tape, we no longer have cassette players. So even if it wasn't destroyed, we still couldn't play it because apparently Jigsaw's highly moralistic faux-vengeance spree means his dumb ass can't see past 1989, technology wise. DETECTIVE: Well, I'll go get a burrito then. THE END. |
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| Oct 13th, 2007 07:15 PM | ||
| darkvare | lol i just saw (pun intended) a trailer and it made me laugh. Apparently rhe guy swallows a tape and in the autopsy and the coroner finds it and gives it to a detective, and for some reason the guy knew that the detective who was going to get was his next victim or whatever. | |
| Oct 13th, 2007 02:36 PM | ||
| MetalMilitia |
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| Oct 13th, 2007 11:23 AM | ||
| Emu |
Don't put Hannibal Lecter and Jigsaw in the same category 
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| Oct 13th, 2007 05:11 AM | ||
| Sethomas |
I always bitch about this, but I've never seen any of the Saw movies so I just wikipedia'd the plots to see what I knew I wasn't missing. I just don't see the appeal of artificial snuff. Why doing they even bother trying to dress it up with an ostensibly brilliant mastermind? From what I gathered, Jigsaw as a character is lame, retarded, and trite. Same goes for Hannibal Lecter. I know from experience that people do insane things only because they're insane. They can either realize this and either concede themselves as victims or they can try to ameliorate it. If you have an insane IQ and can't do either of these, you're a tool. If you want an accurate portrayal of intelligent killers, read Crime and Punishment or the Leopold and Loeb files. Nietzsche is good for fucking you up like that. I know it probably won't work for everyone because everyone has different mental chemistry, but if you're into this shit try taking Effexor and Geodon at the same time, then go have conversations with anyone. Doing that gave me a lifetime fix of gore porn, all in the comfort of my mental theater. |
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| Oct 11th, 2007 02:47 AM | ||
| FruitBrute | I really liked Saw and Saw II, never saw (not pun intended) the third one. I really liked the first two, but I guess I'm sort of alone in my thinking. | |
| Oct 10th, 2007 10:53 PM | ||
| darkvare | the guy died in #3 how are they gonna make a new one | |
| Oct 6th, 2007 10:56 PM | ||
| Emu |
They come out every halloween. lol. |
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| Oct 6th, 2007 10:53 PM | ||
| Supafly345 | Woah, didn't saw 3 come out like, last month or something? | |
| Oct 6th, 2007 09:25 PM | ||
| Fathom Zero | Who said I was joking? | |
| Oct 6th, 2007 07:55 PM | ||
| Guitar Woman | I think that's part of the joke | |
| Oct 4th, 2007 02:56 PM | ||
| Zomboid | I don't know about that. Blade trinity is also a cinematic abortion. | |
| Oct 4th, 2007 06:32 AM | ||
| Fathom Zero | I didn't think the first was good so I didn't watch the rest. I kinda wanted to see the second, but ended up renting Blade: Trinity instead. I think it was the better choice. | |
| Oct 4th, 2007 12:54 AM | ||
| Zomboid | I hear about them way too fucking much. The first one was alright but they get progressively worse with each new one. Like emu said, the last one was unbearable. It's fucking terrible what passes for horror lately. | |
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